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Bella Swan Is Going to Die (Like Everyone Else) by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
02 Mar 2022
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Bella had just wasted three months mourning her relationship and panicking over her inevitable, inescapable mortality. She didn’t have time to sit around anymore. “I need to pack as much life as possible into the next eighty years!”
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- Part 7 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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- 407
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Bella’s first words as a vampire were, “You didn’t kill me.”
“I wasn’t that thirsty,” Victoria replied.
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- Part 14 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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Bella Swan Meets the Volturi (And Tries Very Hard Not to Die) by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
02 Apr 2021
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Bella interrupted the Volturi. This was usually a bad idea, but to be fair, she was about to be sentenced to death. Under the circumstances, there was nowhere to go but up. “I don’t know if I get a vote here, but I really don’t want to die. Like...ever. But definitely not today.”
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- Part 4 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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The Worst Break-Up Excuse Ever by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
01 Apr 2021
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Edward stared desolately into the distance. "We can't be together. It's too dangerous."
Bella said, “...You know you can just break up with me, right?"
Bella discusses her baffling break-up story with Jessica and Angela.
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- Part 3 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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Sparkling Really Isn't That Suspicious by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
04 Mar 2021
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Okay, so they hadn't been able to stop Edward's stupid "step into the sunlight and sparkle" plan. That was fine. The traditional vampire myth didn't involve a glitter explosion. And even if it did, people aren't going to jump to "Vampires are real!" if you offer them a reasonable explanation.
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- Part 2 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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Should I Break Up with My Vampire Boyfriend? by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
13 Jan 2021
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“Is it wrong to lead a guy on because you want to be immortal?”
Bella asks some not-so-hypothetical questions and gets some highly-questionable relationship advice from Jessica and Angela.
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- Part 1 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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This Isn't Rosemary's Baby. It's Mine. by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
10 Nov 2022
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Sure, there was a decent chance Bella was going to give birth to some sort of abomination. But that abomination was her kid, damn it. So when Edward started insisting on an abortion, she took the first plane to Italy.
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- Part 15 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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Who Needs Vampires? I Will Literally Sell My Soul. by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
10 Dec 2022
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“No, this isn't about Edward. Not everything is about Edward,” Bella snapped. “This is something I’m doing for me. On my own. I’m embracing being single.”
“By summoning a demon,” Jacob replied flatly.
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- Part 17 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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I Won't Date You Because You're My Brother! by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
08 Feb 2023
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Bella joins the Cullen family after breaking up with Edward. After he repeatedly refuses to take no for an answer, Bella resorts to a pettier method of getting him to back off.
"I'm not going to date you!" Bella shouted in the high school hallway, getting everyone's attention. "You're my brother."
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- Part 18 of Bella Swan Is So Done with This Bullshit
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I died a nobody and I was born a nobody, in that order.
I never bothered to learn the language of the country I died fighting a war in, but not learning this one is kind of biting me in the ass. Maybe if I’d bothered to learn Japanese after I was reborn, I wouldn’t have been surprised by the magic.
Or the giant talking animals. Or the wizards with headbands.
Honestly, I’m not sure things can get much weirder. But I’m tired of watching the people I love die, so I’m going to do what I do best: shoot my problems.
And I don’t really care if these “ninjas” think it’s barbaric.
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KONIN THE BARABARIAN, character doesn’t know the world, ate his mothers heart.
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Polytrix Timelines by sniperct, Tempest (sniperct)
Fandom Frozen (Disney Movies), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Pacific Rim (Movies), Star Citizen (Video Game), Tomb Raider (Video Games), Xena: Warrior Princess
02 Jun 2026
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Polytrix fics unrelated to my Tracing Patterns series and frequently (but not always) unrelated to each other.
Both canon compliant and AUs.
I will keep writing them getting together in different scenarios and neither god nor sony will stop me.
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“you said you wanted me to touch you. but you never specified where, or how, or even what else you want from me. i’m your best friend. yeah, maybe i’m not being the best right now, but i wanna make it up to you.”
mike is so close and yet a thousand miles away. no matter the distance, he always keeps joker on a leash. written for ficwip’s be kind, rewind! event.
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Inspired by a fic where Damian is evil enough to switch Tim's essential antibiotics for sugar pills, and where Bruce is cold-hearted enough to have found out about it during Tim's first hospitalization and let it continue, blaming Tim for not realizing it when someone asks about it during Tim's second near death hospitalization.
YIKES. So... here cold-hearted Bruce makes a coldly pragmatic decision after weighing the needs of the mission.
Damian is not happy about it at all.
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read, long kinda, girl periodtt as god intended ☠️
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Licentious by Rabentochter for AMidnightDreary, thebifrostgiant
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Aug 2020
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When Tony enters his Penthouse, he smells an Omega in heat. And he knows that Loki is his for the taking.
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Harry Potter and A Song of Ice and Fire by stridermagic
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2026
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My Harry Potter and A Song of Ice and Fire crossovers in no particular order.
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The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin, MrsHyde (DasMervin)
Fandoms: Supernatural, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
18 Sep 2013
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After two years on her own, and two more as a hunter with Sam and Dean Winchester, Leah thought she’d escaped her old life at La Push. But when she’s called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee’s wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide.
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- Part 3 of The Wedding Crashers
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The Power to Manipulate Belief by tardigradetardis
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Gor Chronicles - John Norman
30 May 2026
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In a heated duel at the height of a losing battle, Jaina casts a last-ditch portal. It's meant to send the Warchief to the center of Alliance command, where she can be subdued and put on trial for her crimes. Unfortunately the portal sends them to another plane entirely—where Jaina, stranded in unfamiliar wilderness and crippled by the magical backlash, finds herself dependent on the assistance of an experienced ranger.
Mutual need allows them to hammer out a truce, but even that can't keep them from falling back into old habits; once through the shock, neither of them wants to rely on the other, and they're both quite willing to lie, double cross, or otherwise manipulate the other to achieve their own ends. The tentative ceasefire seems doomed to failure, until contact with the residents of this strange new planet makes it horrifyingly clear exactly what kind of civilization they have stumbled upon.
Suddenly, everything has become simpler—and infinitely more complicated.
(Or: An archmage and a banshee take it upon themselves to fix Gor by any means necessary.)
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- Part 1 of Show Me One Molecule of Mercy
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The Power to Manipulate Belief
By tardigradetardisJaina and Sylvanas get lost in Gor. Waiting for a solution to get back to Azeroth, they decided to forcefully put an end to the rampant slavery and misogyny. Oh and they court each other too
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In which Harry Potter is a metamorphmagus and explores this to the fullest.
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Ch 6