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【LU有授翻】你的那把匕首话真多！/ That's a talkative dagger you have there! by CCeci
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
18 Mar 2026
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Sky 呻吟着，双手捂住脸。“我简直生活在噩梦里。这是对我的惩罚。这是因果报应，为了……我也不知道为了什么。某人，在某处，诅咒了我，而且他们诅咒得非常彻底。”
“嗯，没错。”吉拉希姆若有所思地说道。“也许是因为那次你——那个词怎么说来着？啊，对了。‘乱丢垃圾’。”他用极其夸张且充满嫌恶的语气说出了那个词。
...或者说，这是一个对我很久以前那篇被弃掉的旧作的重写，在那篇文里，Sky 收服了吉拉希姆作为他的佩剑。
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The First Thing I Do When I Conquer the World Is Teach That Brat Harry Potter Sex Education by SnowInMay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2026
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Lord Voldemort has a to-do list for when he conquers the world, and at the very top of it is giving that brat Harry Potter a sex education lesson.
Oh, and also teaching that Mudblood Hermione Granger how to say “no,” too.
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At the center of every epic romance, there is one question: how far are you willing to go for love?
Ilya Rozanov would do anything for Shane Hollander. He would even learn to tolerate his greatest foe— Hayden Pike.
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or: ilya's husband misses playing with his best friend so he fixes it
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一场意外的异能暴走，让宿敌般的两人交换了身体。
中岛敦被迫顶着芥川的脸，在港口黑手党装冷酷；
芥川则困在敦的身体里，忍受侦探社的吵闹与甜食。
他们一边嫌弃对方的人生，一边在错位的心跳里，第一次读懂了彼此。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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This is a collection that contains the "hidden" scenes from Chapter 11 of Snack is Snack. You need to have read that for context of everything in this compilation.
Abby and Mira: It's their first night of being parents and they're being confronted by new feelings they've never felt for anyone before.
Rumi and Jinu: While they're out crib shopping, they discuss babies and all they entail. [Complete with them in utter denial about the moment they shared the night before.]
Inny and Roman: While they're out shopping for clothes, the two "sixth wheels" talk about their place among their friends and them falling for the witches.
Zoey and Mz3: Their adventure is interrupted by a strange conspiracy centered around baby formula.Series
- Part 2 of SiS Universe
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开心玉兰花小剧场，原著向肖娟日常短篇段子合集
持续掉落更新中，都咱们老肖了，黄一点正常，正常 -
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Jim just moved to Arcadia.
For many this meant a fresh start; for others a tragedy. For Jim was an exit.
You see, Jim didn’t exactly had a ‘choice’ when the Court told him to pack his bag and go inside the car.There ain’t a choice when your father, with who you’ve lived ten years, passed away and now you seem ‘forced’ to live with a mother you haven’t seen your those ten years.
But now he does.The only problem? None told him Arcadia was so weird, and that inanimate objects talked.
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Or, James and Barbara divorced and James took the custody. Ten years later James dies and Jim has to go live with his mom. How different will he be from our normal Jim? Most importantly, how different will he be as a Trollhunter.
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Some days, Sanji really wants to block his captain's number.
[I decided to continue this, but with more people messaging (read annoying) Sanji 😂]
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The Saja Boys are a demon boy band, living in the human world, eating delicious human food, enjoying human comforts, and hunting human souls while weakening the honmoon.
Then Baby panics and makes a decision that could destroy their bond.
Will the other sajas realize what's happening, or are they too distracted with their own thing? -
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The fluorescent lights of the FBI behaviour lab hummed with their usual clinical indifference, but the atmosphere inside the “Behavioural Science Unit” group chat was anything but quiet.
Jack Crawford stood in the center of his office, hovering over his phone screen like a storm cloud. He watched the three dots of Beverly Katz’s typing status dance on his screen. He needed his team unified. His most volatile asset was currently drifting in the wind, refusing to engage with anyone who didn't have four legs and a coat of fur.
DIRECTOR_CRAWFORD: Katz. My office. Now.
BevLuvzKatz: On my way, Boss. Did someone die? Or did Zeller finally break the centrifuge?
Z_Man_: HEY!
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This fic is set in the Forsaken universe and follows an OC who was never meant to be part of the system.
Death is frequent, but its weight matters. Canon is flexible. Some themes may be uncomfortable, including violence and repetition.
Sammy isn’t dangerous because she’s strong.
She’s dangerous because she doesn’t belong.
Dark humor, tension between survivors, and a system that slowly starts to notice her.
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Auntie Drag Court: Piltover Edition by UndergroundHound24
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Mar 2026
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Piltover created laws.
Zaun created problems.
Neither created Auntie Drag Court.
Now presiding over the most unhinged judicial system in Runeterra:
Madame Catastrophique LaShade Supreme (drama, volume, violence… verbally)
Sir Catastrophe von Side-Eye the Third (professional observer, drink in hand, morally exhausted)
Lady Meowington von Judgment the Eternal (cat, deity, final verdict, will end you with a blink)
No one is innocent.
Everyone is guilty.
And Lady Meowington always has the final say.Series
- Part 1 of Auntie Drag Court
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The Drummer Next Door by GingerCurl
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
18 Mar 2026
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Regina George wanted a quiet senior year.
Unfortunately, the drummer next door is Rodrick Heffley.Series
- Part 2 of PunkPlastic / PlasticPunk (R&R)
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Fate/Pretty Night by chrisguy88
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
18 Mar 2026
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While practicing for the Derby Grail, Trainers Saber, Archer, and Rider of Team Fate quickly discover that their trainees have gone missing.
To their horror, they find that the Grail that brought the Servants to their new home can work in reverse: Oguri Cap, Daiwa Scarlet, and Rice Shower now stranded in Fuyuki.
With assistance from Director Akikawa and Secretary Tazuna, Team Fate mounts a rescue operation to save their trainees. However, the Servants will come to realize their mission shall not be completed so easily, as they meet with their former Masters...
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- Part 2 of UmaFate
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The Outsiders Get a Job by sushikitty1
Fandoms: Stray (Video Game), Job Simulator (Video Game)
18 Mar 2026
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Just as the Outsiders were about to see the outside, they somehow got teleported into the Job Simulator universe and now they have to get a JOB!!! Will they handle having to experience such things?? Will they make friends within the other robots?? Will they actually go outside?? Who knows heh wow now I guess you have to read this now read it please [;ease please
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tickl birthday fanfic remastered.. by ticklingticklytickler
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction
18 Mar 2026
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i wrote this really shit fanfic like last year and rewrote it except its still shit and nothings changed anyways
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noriwave TWENTY SIX YEARS of EXISTENCE and NO ONE FOR ME
noriwave they call me THE ALPHA the way i be LONING THESE WOLVES
noriwave i AM JOHN ALPHA
noriwave deadass atp im going to DIE alone
noriwave PLEASEEEE goddd im going to DIEEEEEE ALONESeries
- Part 1 of hollys f1 fics
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The different life you got now... by Shrimpoguy
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
18 Mar 2026
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What if instead of Amarah... it was Dusekkar that took care of Two Time? Woah, let me write that...
(The story will get better, I promise...)
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- Part 7 of Azuretime thing that i made
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Ilya Rozanov, a professional hockey player with the ego of a small country or large, desperately wants to brag about his boyfriend Shane Hollander. Unfortunately, Shane is also his biggest on-ice rival, which makes public admiration socially and professionally inconvenient. Instead of choosing the reasonable option (keeping quiet), Ilya does what anybody would have done: he creates a Twitter account called “Shane Hollander’s girlfriend.”
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Make the Batfam Bigger. by Funfactyoudontknowme (V_Alek) for PittySeasons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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That time Bruce Wayne thought his husband was suddenly interested in pregnancy kinks, and let him do what he wanted.
That time Clark kent, forgot his husband does not know all the things Aliens are capable of doing if they put their minds to it, and got his man pregnant.
Crack fic idea for my friend.