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Since forum.homestuck.xyz is down and has been for AWHILE now, I will be documenting all of the sprite AND text colors here, as well as updating the pics so the pics can actually show up!!! I will ALSO be posting this to MSPFA.
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Early twenties are rough. Loneliness does not help.
An anonymous message board appears on the net with the promising feature of blogs without identity - no one knows who is writing what.
As previously stated before, early twenties are rough. Loneliness does not help, but venting to a stranger behind a screen sure does.
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Your name is Jake English. You made some stupid decisions in your youth as a gun for hire, and now, that's coming back to bite you. Just not in any way you could have seen coming.
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This is the second installment of a series. Keep 'Em Close is the first. It is the exact same story from a different POV. You can honestly read them in any order.
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Side B of Up and Down. Dirk's staying at a remote English estate working on a top secret project. Until he gets an unannounced visit from Jake, halting his progress on whatever he was cooking. Summer is on the verge of ending, do they have what it takes to fix their messy relationship?
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- Part 2 of Up and Down
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The day my life changed for the better. by heinouswhiteboy
Fandoms: Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Spree (2020), Dandy's World (Roblox), Law of Talos, The Goldfinch (2019), IT - Stephen King, PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Homestuck, Murder Drones (Web Series), Tally Hall (Band), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Forsaken (Roblox), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), OMORI (Video Game), FNAF
07 Apr 2026
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Yeah uh holy shit.
a fanfic about... temprist the hit youtuber. I really didn't think to care about dates don't get technical with it but he meets Brendon and Ryan FOR THE FUN EVER!!!! AN d shit happens and there's a war ..... idk read it -
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Dirk is abused at home and needs an outlet. Someone to care about him.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
(Updates Sundays)
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Everybody's together, but nobody's having any fun. At least, not Nepeta's kind of fun.
Strip poker is the framework, but any fans of alchemization, appearification, weird time shit, or general strange pairings will probably get a kick out of this.Felt the urge to continue a long tradition that started with the below fic.
Same deal, all the hands are all randomly simulated. Gonna try to see it through.Enjoy!
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it!
Updates weekly on Puppet Mondays.
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TT: Dude, it’s Jackass 4.
TT: It’s a casting couch for younger, springier Jackasses. We’re 22 and we’re never going to die. We could get in on the ground floor.
GT: Dash it all that is pretty tempting.Series
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You know three things for sure; the earth is round, the weather is freezing, and you're in love with your best friend.
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In an alternate universe, the four Omega Kids play SBURB.
(Some of these tags won't apply right now, but they'll be added later on.)
Work Skin: wovenstarlight
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A terrified boy runs away from home. Elsewhere, a witch looks out at the stars. Both wonder why they were placed in this world, with so little control of their destiny. They will answer each others' question.
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Im in love with my computer! by caligulasAquariumm for Sug4ryapplez123
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Apr 2026
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Jake perks off to thoughts of dirk and accidently messages him
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Jade Harley has an active love life, but a recurring nightmare has made her feel that something is missing. She yearns to find someone special to heal the growing cold inside her.
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After over a decade of warring with the ever-expanding Prospitian Empire, the weakened and exhausted Kingdom of Derse is forced to bend the knee and surrender to being annexed by the Empire. Now subsumed in its nearly pan-continental rule, the Dersite royal family is forced to leave the only home they've ever known and stay in the Imperial palace in Prospit's capital to begin negotiations for their peace treaty, until terms are settled and the Empire is assured that Derse won’t rebel.
To the Derse Crown Prince’s surprise, “negotiations” also included an arrangement for him to marry the Duke of the English Isles. Not even Prospit’s own heir to the throne, Crown Princess Jane Crocker—a duke, who really gets under Dirk’s skin in ways he can’t quite explain.
One final spit in the face from the Empress, but Derse’s prince can’t dare to reject it for fear of the consequences for his family and his nation, whose fate are now carried on the terms and stipulations of this marriage agreement.
But Dirk was a soldier as well as a prince. He was smart. He would figure out a way through this. He just had to figure out the deal with Duke Jacob Harley first.
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If you were to ask Jake English he'd say he lives a normal, if hectic, life after his grandmothers death; though it isn't too long before that normalcy is thrown to the wayside when he meets a mysterious boy in the forest. Growing up alongside this new stranger is like a breath of fresh air and brings a sense of adventure to Jake's life, but what happens when he finds out all he's done is follow the path set out for him long before he was born? Are any of these feelings his own or just a predestined checkpoint in an ongoing cycle?
or: a red string of fate story as told by someone who doesn't particularity like being told what to do
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Side A of Up and Down.
A slow angsty and fluffy romance in Earth C between a cool dude with shades and a grumpy troll. Oblivious to the feelings that have trapped them in each other's web.
Dave Strider will go on a journey of self-discovery as he tries to dissect whatever lies inside of him that got patched up in the way of growing into a young adult.Series
- Part 1 of Up and Down
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Ten years after his 13th birthday, John Egbert is invited to a canonically significant picnic with two of his friends, and is presented a choice.
His choice is meant to determine the direction of the timelines, but…
What if he was granted another option?
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In a small Irish town strange incidents occur when a herd of migrating seals are attacked by a biologist from England; they have to learn to trust the people around them to survive and hopefully find their missing friends.