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After impulsively accepting a joint interview with Shane Hollander, Ilya's plans for a three-day weekend with his favorite hook-up are apparently ruined by a poorly-timed cold. Or… are they?
Aka, Ilya's POV of chainsaw_poet's "Inseparable" (linked below).
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Suffering in long-distance-relationship hell, Ilya hates to waste any time he gets to spend in the same city as Shane. Leave it to a nasty infection and some brutal medication side effects to throw a wrench in all his plans.
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The Perfect Hiding Spot by TinCanTelephone
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
08 Mar 2026
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Years before the Calamity comes to Hyrule, Link spends one of his childhood summers at the military training camp. While his father is busy working, he's left to his own devices, which mostly involves wandering the local forests.
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Silent Princess by TinCanTelephone
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
26 Feb 2026
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Even after retrieving the Master Sword, Link can't stop returning to the place where he found it.
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The Apple Tree: an in-home daycare by catmomtac, ConYamArtist (TinCanTelephone)
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
01 Jun 2025
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After the end of TEG life in London is better than ever: the problem is over, curfews are lifted, there's even a societal baby boom ... and so Lockwood does what any entrepreneurial sort might. He turns the office and garden into an in-home daycare.
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1989 (lockwood & co's version) (extended version) by ConYamArtist (TinCanTelephone), menina123
Fandom Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
03 May 2025
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All the fics in the 1989 universe - both inspired by Taylor Swift songs and not - arranged in loosely chronological order.
They can be read together or as stand alones.
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- 124,676
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- 33
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- 15
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you’re gonna go far by ConYamArtist (TinCanTelephone), youareiron_andyouarestrong
Fandom Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
30 Jan 2025
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- 66,008
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Yammy's Whumptober 2023 by ConYamArtist (TinCanTelephone), themetaphorgirl
Fandom Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
10 Jun 2024
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From Tumblr, With <3 by CameraLux (TinCanTelephone), ConYamArtist (TinCanTelephone), TinCanTelephone
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
10 Jun 2024
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Ficlets I write for people who prompt me on tumblr!
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- 110,175
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- 45
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- 11
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Wayward Son by ConYamArtist (TinCanTelephone), themetaphorgirl
Fandom Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
29 Apr 2024
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Haydenov Phone Swap by icopythefax
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by TinCanTelephone
01 Aug 2026
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June 2010. Ilya Rozanov is delayed after the CCM shoot. By the time he gets to the locker room, Shane Hollander is out of the showers and Ilya’s entire plan is ruined.
Only not quite fully ruined. Hollander invites him to dinner with his parents as a thank you for arranging the shoot and Ilya, in a burst of insanity, agrees. He hits it off with Yuna and David. They all exchange numbers. He and Hollander become friends.
At no point does Ilya stop wanting more from him.June 2016. Ilya Rozanov is a superstar. A Cup winner. An MVP. Women want him, men want to be him. He’s fucking miserable.
He’s in love with his best friend. He can’t deny it anymore. Only now Shane is dating a movie star and happier than Ilya’s ever seen him. Ilya can’t ruin that for him, can’t ruin their friendship by asking for what he knows Shane can’t give. No matter how much it kills him.A charity event in San Francisco. A catastrophic computer failure. A fateful decision to drive, not fly. Two days in a car, just the two of them. Alone. Together.
Ilya’s sick with excitement and with dread, because how can he keep his secrets with Shane so close for so long?What he doesn’t know is that Shane has secrets too.
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Bookmarked by TinCanTelephone
31 Jul 2026
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Rozanov shoved himself upright from the wall and shook his head. “Good luck, Hollander. You will need.”
Before Shane could even react, Rozanov turned and disappeared around the corner.
“Dude, what an asshole,” Jonesy said, staring after Rozanov.
or, Hollander and Rozanov, in all the moments in between.
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- Part 1 of The Timeline
Bookmarked by TinCanTelephone
13 Jul 2026
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The Sound of Silence by fuckthepatriarchy82
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
24 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t as though he one day chose to cease speaking. It just happened.
No one wanted to engage him in conversation anymore. None of the fellow knights seemed to know what to do with him. All were a varied mix of jealous, pitying, and awed. Link could not decide which he hated most, and so he withdrew into himself more, replacing the hours that had once been filled with camaraderie and friendship with training.
Sunup to sundown, he practiced. Sometimes under the watchful eye of his Captain, sometimes on his own, a lone figure on the training field. Others gave him a wide berth, eyeing his intense stance and expression with wariness.
It was not enough, Link discovered. People looked to him with a desperate desire. They wanted his reassurance. They wanted his heroism, like the heroes of years past. They wanted him to save them.
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Over the years, Link's relationship with verbally speaking has changed as his circumstances have. Each chapter will cover a different time period of his life, from Pre-Calamity to Post-Totk. Each chapter can be read on its own, like a one-shot, if you're avoiding spoilers.
Bookmarked by TinCanTelephone
13 Jul 2026
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Ilya was a lot like his mama. Blond curls, bumpy noses, sharp cheekbones.
They both loved to dance around the kitchen and cook for the people they loved. They joked and laughed and when they were happy, their smiles shone.
They were both very, very sad.
Ilya saw his mama in everything. Especially himself.
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Ilya goes through a depressive episode. Shane helps.
Bookmarked by TinCanTelephone
02 Jul 2026