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    “Right,” he responded, “Shane. It’s – my name is Shane.”

    “Shane,” Ilya’s mouth curled into a smile. “It is very nice to meet you,” his eyes tracked down to the label sewn on his front jacket, S. Hollander. “Shane Hollander, paramedic.”
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    or: Ilya is the Ottawa Centaur's star player. Shane Hollander is a paramedic. What starts as one hour together becomes years of chasing, longing and - despite their best efforts otherwise - falling in love.

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    There are three things in this life that Shane Hollander knows with absolute certainty.

    One: He will be the #1 pick in the next MLH draft.

    Two: He hates Ilya Rozanov and his horrible fucking manners.

    Three: He hates how much Fact #2 turns him on.

    or:

    Hockey camp counselor Shane Hollander gets sent to an isolation cabin with his biggest rival.

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    "Say, Commander, can I ask something extremely rude?" Feofan felt like a life threatening conversation was optimal when a Harbinger was handling his wounds. Such a thrill was irresistible, even if his pact with Zandik required him to stay alive.

    The Second Harbinger pulled his head back up, staring at him. The question made him suspicious, Pantalone tried to guess.

    "Your face tells me you've been dying to ask."

    "Are you such a good judge of character, Commander?"

    "I know that you're an alpha and that is enough." The Doctor scoffed, annoyance flaring on his face.

    To be fair, Feofan warned him.

    OR: From subordinate to equal, from stranger to lover, my take on a Feozan Omegaverse.

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    “You wrote an amazing song, Hannah. But it’s a pretty unfair way to describe me.”

    Hannah has written the song of the summer - and everyone has just figured out that her breakup anthem is about NHL star Garrett Graham - her ex-fiancé. They haven’t spoken in a year when he shows up at the final tour stop to hear it live. And follows her to the afterparty.

    He can’t get the song - or Hannah - out of his head.

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    After his Father decided that Jonathan Kent would be a good partner for him as Robin, Damian does not agree.
    In fact, he believes he really dislikes the Kent kid.
    The feeling appears to be mutual, but as they grow up and spend more and more time together, Damian starts to discover he doesn't dislike him, not exactly.
    Hell, teenager Damian Wayne might even like him a bit too much.
    Also: Jon teaching Damian how to be a normal kid while trying to not get murdered by that very same kid.
    Or: Jon fell first but Damian fell harder.

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    18/?
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    Nick Fury wanted a team of anonymous, hyper-disciplined assets who operated strictly on a need-to-know basis. What he got was a Norse god with no concept of indoor voices, a resident "Doc" hiding in oversized SHIELD hoodies, two hyper-observant spies who are entirely convinced their leaders are going to murder each other, and an Iron Man who refuses to fall in line.

    What the team doesn't know is that Captain America isn't a new SHIELD clone—he’s the original Steve Rogers. And Iron Man isn't some anonymous pilot—he’s Tony Stark. They're secretly dating, Tony has a private frequency wired directly into Steve's earpiece just to flirt during tactical simulations, and the "volatile alpha friction" the team is so worried about? It's just hidding Tony whispering filth into Steve's ear.

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    The small pouch of two-hundred and fifty caps jingled as he retrieved his pack from the fire pit. It reminded him of Jack all over again and how much he missed having someone by his side, someone he could depend on no matter what.

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    Tooru stares at Ushijima, for once in his life at a loss for words. Before Tooru can stop him, Ushijima reaches out and touches Tooru’s hand. Immediately, the pain stops. Tooru inhales sharply and instinctively takes a step back.

    “Don’t just touch me without asking!” Tooru snaps.

    Ushijima looks at Tooru like he’s some kind of bizarre insect. “It hurt.”

    That comment is the last straw.

    “How can you be my soulmate?! You’re too old!”

    Tooru’s skin crawls. He can’t stand the guy! They are going to drive each other mad! Tooru spent years imagining how it would feel like to finally beat Ushijima, and now he’s supposed to come to love and appreciate him? No way. Not in a hundred years.

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    When a crackpot scheme of Theo’s goes awry Draco Malfoy is thrust into the past with none other than Hermione Granger. He just wanted to take his mother and escape, instead Granger’s got him tracking down and destroying bits of the Dark Lord’s soul, while their mothers work to take over the government. He doesn’t know how he got here, but he does know that he will never again be a pawn of that snake faced bastard.

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    Драко в ужасе, когда за несколько мгновений до отправления на самое ожидаемое событие года — свадьбу в живописном месте — его жестоко бросают. Но когда он узнаёт, что Гарри Поттер наконец-то расстался со своим ужасным парнем, Драко уверен, что удача повернулась к нему лицом. Никогда не упускающий возможности отомстить (и, вероятно, отлично провести время в постели), Драко решает сделать Поттера своим на эти выходные.

    Теперь Драко осталось только убедить его.

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    Hermione Granger expects many things when she begins volunteering for the Ministry’s magical literacy program.

    Draco Malfoy’s son is not one of them.

    Quiet, observant, and far too wise for a seven-year-old, Scorpius Malfoy reminds Hermione of a past she thought she had buried for good. Drawn into the boy’s life one careful moment at a time, she finds herself slowly orbiting a world filled with quiet grief, old magic, and a version of Draco Malfoy she no longer recognizes.

    The sharp-edged boy she once knew has become something else entirely: a widower, a father, and a man carrying loneliness like a second skin.

    Love is not always loud. Sometimes it lives in the smallest things - a warmed chair, a cup of jasmine tea, the steady presence of someone who notices every piece of you without ever asking to be seen in return.

    But rebuilding a life is not the same thing as surviving one, and both Draco and Hermione must decide if they are truly capable of letting themselves be loved after everything they have lost.

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    Actors Jung Wooyoung and Choi San have spent years being the entertainment industry's favorite rivalry. Every award show, every interview, every headline pits them against each other, and neither has ever done much to deny it.

    So when they're cast as lovers in the year's most anticipated romance film, the internet braces for disaster.
    Forced into months of rehearsals, chemistry workshops, and intimate scenes, they quickly discover that the man they've spent years resenting isn't quite who they thought he was.

    The cameras only capture the love story they're paid to tell.
    Unfortunately for them, another one is unfolding behind the scenes.
    Falling in love was never part of the script.

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    Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. NO MORTAL PERIL.

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    Maeve is the newest resident of the Amazing Digital Circus, and she's handling it about as well as anyone can when they're trapped in an incomprehensible digital world run by an omnipotent ringmaster with a questionable grasp on reality.

    Jax decides she's an easy target.

    Maeve decides he's insufferable.

    Between Caine's increasingly bizarre adventures, the growing unease that something about the Circus isn't quite right, and a rabbit who refuses to stop calling her "Princess," surviving each day becomes complicated in ways neither of them expects.

    Unfortunately for Jax, it's much easier to annoy someone than it is to stop caring about them.
    (Chapters pre-prepared from my docs so posting very frequently)

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    The shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you.

    I did not yet understand the shape of the curse, was it even a curse, only that I would devote every lifetime to breaking it, believing I might finally teach the universe how to let us go, never realising that all I would ever succeed in doing was finding him again.

    There are some people who become so deeply woven into the architecture of your soul that the universe forgets how to tell your stories apart. Every ending folds quietly into another beginning, every goodbye becomes another first meeting, and the universe keeps returning Hermione Granger to Draco Malfoy, as though it cannot decide whether they were made to become each other's salvation or each other's punishment.

    She tells herself this lifetime will be different. But there are some stories that mistake repetition for destiny, and some souls forever caught between fate and free will, finding one another lifetime after lifetime, only to lose each other all over again.

    Perhaps the cruellest thing the universe ever created was not the loop itself.

    Perhaps it was giving them forever to keep finding each other.

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    Grimmjow keeps turning up wherever Hirako Shinji happens to be, but he never attacks, and he never speaks. He just… lurks. Eventually, Shinji decides to find out why.

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    Taylor Roussel didn’t come to Minnesota to stand out.
    Working on the other side of the bench as the Wild’s new Team Medical Coordinator, her job is simple: do the work, fix what needs fixing, and stay out of the way.
    For a while, that’s exactly what she does... until a mid-season trade brings Quinn Hughes into the room.
    She treats him just like any other player, but that's not what he wants... not exactly.
    Then staying invisible isn’t part of the job anymore.

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    57/?
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    There was a pause. The bond stretched. They looked at each other with fire in their eyes, but did not ignite their weapons.

    “No killing,” Kenobi eventually said, and Anakin scoffed. He barely killed people, only a few per mission. It usually wasn’t necessary, and he didn’t like to make a habit of it.

    “No telling anyone who I am. No escalating this,” he countered, to which the Jedi nodded. “Not tonight,” he answered, like a promise.

    -

    OR: When Qui-Gon dies before being able to rescue Anakin and Shmi, the course of events in the galaxy changes. Some time after Shmi dies in slavery, Anakin gets found by Count Dooku, who raises him into a Sith. But a problem arises when Anakin suddenly develops a bond with the Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, seemingly out of nowhere. Now Anakin is searching for justice and revenge in a war-ridden galaxy with a Jedi on his heels who just won't go away. Or die, for that matter.

    (Enemies to friends/brothers with Anakin and Obi-Wan)

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    When Bo-Katan returns DIn to her castle to recover from his capture on Mandalore their bond evolves from tolerance to respect and maybe even a little admiration. When circumstance abruptly shoves their partnership in yet another direction, both are relieved to at least have someone they can count on. Can building a life together, adapting to one another’s views while simultaneously forming new ones, allow them to grow beyond their pasts and turn those mixed feelings into something that will carry them through whatever life throws at them?

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    7/?
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    If Sophie Letterman had known what the first day of university would cost her, she would've walked into a different classroom.

    If Luka Sadowski had known, he would've followed her anyway.

    But for now, neither of them knows that they were walking into the kind of story that would follow them long after graduation.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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