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How to Lose a Potions Professor in 10 Days by Feydin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2026
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Ginny Weasley claims Hermione Granger is incapable of getting dumped.
Hermione, naturally, takes this as a personal insult.
So she makes a wager: convince a man to date her—and then ten days to make him leave.
She needs someone irritable, difficult, and notoriously intolerant of other people.
Fortunately, Severus Snape is right there.
Unbeknownst to Hermione, Severus has made a wager of his own. If he can keep one relationship intact for thirty days, Minerva promises to stop meddling in his love life forever.
Hermione is supposed to be driving Severus away.
Severus is supposed to be keeping Hermione interested.
Naturally, they make a complete mess of both.
Inspired by *How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days*, with more magic, sarcasm, and questionable decisions.
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Hogwarts Virgin Gets Hoes (On Accident) by notapillowprincess69
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Aug 2026
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On a quest to scam some purebloods and get out of the hood, Severus drops something important...
(Made with my pookie @maz3ymaz3 on Wattpad)
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Hermione is summoned to America to assist her former professor, Severus Snape, in developing a potion to cure a mysterious ailment affecting pure-blood wizards. Despite her expertise, Snape vehemently opposes her involvement and dismisses her contributions. Frustrated by his disregard and confused by her growing attraction to him, Hermione persists in trying to establish a professional relationship. Tensions escalate in the lab due to Snape's hostility and Hermione's determination. A careless comment leads to an unexpected proposition from Snape. Unable to resist her attraction, Hermione agrees, plunging them into a complicated, no-strings-attached relationship that soon becomes anything but simple.
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Out of the three books Hermione Granger is currently reading, her favourite is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.
… And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.
Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered. A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Achieve the tropes.
Not as simple as it sounds when there's those pesky things called feelings involved.
This is a slow burn, frenemies to lovers fic. It's heavy on dialogue and banter, the angst is occasional and quickly resolved, and it is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.
Come for the tropes, stay for the ogling, the pining, the synonyms and, of course, for Draco's bestie Jim Nasium.
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You Were Never Supposed To Matter by leviscoathanger
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Aug 2026
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You were good at being useful.
A good soldier. A good medic. A good friend.
You knew how to keep people alive, how to keep your mouth shut when it mattered, and how to make everyone laugh before they noticed you were falling apart.
Then there was Levi.
He was never supposed to become someone you needed.
It starts with late nights, shared tea, quiet conversations, and a friendship neither of you knows how to name. Somewhere between missions and sleepless nights, you begin to realize that Levi Ackerman might see pieces of you that you have spent years trying to hide.
But feelings are rarely simple.
Especially when someone else is waiting for you to choose.
And sometimes, the person you were never supposed to matter to becomes the person who matters most.
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Avalon is not at all ready for Eagle Eye. Pixies are not the only ones enamoured.
Beri has to choose between his duty and his wants. And people will not like his choices.
The prisoners of the resort learn that it's not just heroes that have the spark. How evil can a broken ego be?
And what will Fox and Jatus do about it?
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- Part 8 of Elves Vs Aliens
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No One Likes the Big Plan, Least of All Jie Ye Himself by Snowy
Fandoms: 九门 | Mystic Nine (TV 2026)
23 Aug 2026
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Spoilers and AU following the events of the TV show during and after episode 27.
Jie Ye thinks he has it all under control. Until he doesn't.
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Compatible by Ayana2570
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Aug 2026
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Shane is an actor. It’s what he’s always wanted. Not really the fame part of it though, but to be a part of a movie or a show. That is his dream.
Now the show he is on has become ridiculously popular and he struggles with how much his life will be scrutinized. And to make everything worse, the show has hired a new actor who is making Shane feel things he really shouldn’t be feeling.Ilya used to be a hockeyplayer. A good one. Unfortunately that career path didn’t go the way he wanted, so now he is breaking into the acting world. And when the lead of the show he has recently been hired to be in instantly hates him, Ilya is infatuated. With him, his weird habits and his adorable freckles.
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That's My Trouble [Podfic] by ReformedTsunderePodfics (ReformedTsundere) for dairaliz
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
23 Aug 2026
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A recording of 'That's My Trouble' by chamel
He looks up when the door opens, dark eyes wide and wild, but Henry would know them anywhere. Would know every curve and angle of this face, even with the heavy stubble obscuring the dimple in his chin, even with the dark circles beneath his eyes, even with the greyish cast to his usually-warm brown skin that is, frankly, terrifying.
“Alex?”
“Took you fucking long enough,” he groans, then stumbles past Henry into the flat, leaving a trail of bloody footsteps behind in his wake.
(When a certain beautiful, antagonistic detective shows up bleeding on his doorstep in the middle of the night, Henry's ability to deal with his attraction is put to the test.)
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the moment i knew i had no choice but to love you by wylanbrekker
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
23 Aug 2026
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''He wonders, hopes, that slowly but surely, he can get Kaz to learn what he himself has, that Wylan can teach comfort the way he is learning, that in the future, he can be a harbor too.''
(or, kaz and wylan will have to talk about their feelings explicitly, much to their dismay)
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- Part 3 of Deny Deny Deny
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💍 For the Love of Seven
A whimsical, emotional, and slow-burn romantic dramedy set in the Wizarding World.
When practical potion master Severus Snape wakes up hungover in a Vegas hotel room—married to an American witch he doesn't know—he’s ready to call it a mistake and move on. But fate (and enchanted wedding rings) have other plans.
Endora didn’t mean to marry a brooding British stranger. She only wanted to drink, explore the city, and nurse her broken heart. But now she’s magically bound to a man who wants nothing to do with her—at least at first.
Seven strange rules. Seven months. One impossible arrangement.
She’s not sure what hurts more: the fact that she’s falling for him… or the fear that he’ll never say the words she needs to hear. -
By Order of the Ministry: A Union by EarienMalfoy13
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2026
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, two war heroes stand on the brink of magical Britain’s highest office: Harry Potter, beloved Head of the DMLE, and Hermione Granger, the Ministry’s youngest Undersecretary for Magical Reform.
But as Hermione’s popularity grows — along with her increasingly radical reform agenda — the Ministry quietly moves to contain her.
Under the guise of postwar reconciliation, the Wizengamot passes a Marriage Reconciliation Act pairing pureblood heirs with prominent Muggleborns in an effort to “restore unity” across magical Britain.
Hermione Granger is matched with Draco Malfoy.
The political calculation is simple: alienate Hermione from progressive voters, scandalize conservative society, and hand the path to the Minister’s office to Harry Potter.
Instead, the Ministry accidentally creates the most dangerous political alliance Britain has seen in generations.
Welcome to By Order of the Ministry: A Union
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To Find a Family and Learn to Live by GloryBeToChicken
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
22 Aug 2026
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Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.
“Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.
Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”
Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”
“See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself
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found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :) -
First Three, No Flash by frenetic_muse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Aug 2026
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TL;DR: It's like Friends meets Almost Famous with HR incidents and better oatmeal continuity.
Shane Hollander is a freelance concert photographer with a day job at a camera shop, a bank account in active distress, and a long-standing professional fixation on Ilya Rozanov, front man of the Russian rock band Rozanov. Professional. Definitely professional.
For years, Shane has shot Ilya from the pit: first three songs, no flash, get the shot, get out. Then Rozanov’s lead guitarist gets arrested at the border, the tour starts rearranging itself around disaster, and Shane finds himself getting closer to the machine than any photographer is supposed to get.
A photo pass becomes a backstage pass. A backstage pass becomes a job. Access becomes proximity.
And proximity, unfortunately, has consequences.
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- Part 1 of Rozanov Band AU
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Quite Possibly Most Infuriating by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2026
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When Senior Auror Harry Potter is strongly encouraged into volunteering for an experimental Ministry time-travel program, he plans to spend his year in the past sabotaging Tom Riddle’s rise. Heroic, right?
What he doesn’t expect is a timeline where Tom, upon opening the Chamber of Secrets, finds piles of gold instead of a basilisk and becomes a billionaire. He still has plans for power… but they’re not exactly hostile.
Harry decides to lay low for the rest of the mission. Except… laying low has never exactly been his strong suit, has it?
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Tom is handsome, young, rich, dangerously intrigued, and doesn’t take no for an answer. Also, handsome.
Harry is forty, poor, annoyed, and just wants decent crisps for once. And what does Tom Riddle want from him?
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- Part 6 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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Shape of Magic, Rebooted by Nightmare723764
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2026
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Everyone deserves a second chance
None more so than these two
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Blueberry Brambles by Fort_Kelzar
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
22 Aug 2026
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The spring after his first trip to Kitakami, Florian is fast tracked for a student exchange at Blueberry Academy in Unova. Eager to see Carmine again, he packs his bags and flies out as soon as he is able.
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- Part 2 of Carmine x Florian
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- English
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When Hermione Granger reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date as a favor for her desperate friend Gabrielle Delacour, she expects nothing more than a nice meal and some expensive wine. After all, Gabby’s family has been relentless in their matchmaking efforts, parading a series of pompous, wealthy, and utterly dull pureblood suitors in front of her, all of whom expect her to be the quintessential demure witch. How hard could it be to scare one more away by the end of the night?
But when the door swings open, in steps none other than Draco Malfoy— brooding, smug, and maddeningly captivating. Instead of being deterred, he seems absolutely obsessed with a disguised Hermione, vowing not to let her slip away. As the evening unfolds, she finds herself navigating a minefield of witty banter, unexpected chemistry, and a stubborn wizard who is determined to win her over, leaving her questioning her plan to send him packing. Will Hermione be able to shake off this charming interloper, or has she just signed up for a romance she never saw coming?
Inspired by: The Business Proposal
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Doubts and Presumptions | Tradução PT-BR by quietquillfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2026
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Depois de um término horrível, Hermione se sente pronta para ser um pouco mais aventureira em sua vida amorosa. Mas, quando ela flerta com Draco Malfoy em uma festa e começa a desenvolver sentimentos por Neville Longbottom na mesma semana, fica preocupada por talvez ter se metido em algo um pouco maior do que consegue lidar. Logo, os dois homens estão disputando sua atenção, e a rivalidade entre eles deixa Hermione sem fôlego. O que uma garota deve fazer?
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Am I chasing a dream? by Sirflopsicle_notsir
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
21 Aug 2026
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Wylan and Jesper with a crash, like literally. This is Wylan's first day of public school and doesn't know how to act and is not taking shit from anyone, and Jesper is down BAD for this charming prince.
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Wylan meets the crows in a BRITISH high school setting. Mainly Wesper based bc i said so