LulaMillay
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One morning, Astarion Ancunín awoke from troubled dreams to discover he was transformed into a large, hideous insect.
He did not know what to do, so he flailed.
For AU Roulette 2026: Classic Literature
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- Part 6 of Lula's Drabble Fics
- Part 22 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Five years after the Netherbrain left the city in ruins, there is one thing everyone agrees on: without the aid of the Ironhand gnomes, Baldur’s Gate would have been lost.
Barcus has led his clan to success and prosperity and Stonemason Kith has just arrived from the Underdark, trying to build a new life in a city that desperately needs fresh eyes.
Neither of them are looking for love. But together, they might build something safe and whole in a city whose foundations are still too shaky to trust.
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Baldur's Gate, as seen through the Minor Arcana
56 Drabbles. 56 Characters. 26 Perspectives.
Draw a random card or read each suit as a self-contained arc.
With art by Ak Elan!Series
- Part 7 of Lula's Drabble Fics
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As he contemplates whether to use his orb, Gale gets a chance to know himself as he truly is, rather carnally.
Zlorb squinted at Gale searchingly. “So how does one expand the horizons of a mage that will try anything once? You take so well to such a variety of, well, situations for lack of a better word, I’m unsure what I can offer you that you haven’t already tried.”
Two chubby Gales going at it in a library, enjoy!
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- Part 21 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Nature, Magic, and Everything in Between by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Apr 2026
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As the gang leaves the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Tav's dating a wizard who will only touch her in the weave. There's an excellent library and cosmic sex void there, but a Tav has needs. When Halsin offers his assistance, a simple arrangement becomes something none of them could have imagined.
Or: Gale is touch averse, Tav is pent up, and Halsin has both the expected and some very unexpected skills. What begins as a problem with a solution turns into a question none of them thought they were asking — about trust, time, and what it means to be real to someone.
Absolutely everyone should be in fantasy therapy.
Featuring: explicit smut (with a no-spoiler guide for the impatient), angst/comfort, extensive Halsin headcanons, and Gale learning to love his body.
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Lula's Crack / Humor by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
30 Jun 2026
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Crack / Funny / Weird Fare
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Lula's Prose / Angst by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
23 Feb 2026
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Enjoying Nature's Gifts by Ak_elan, Baelthi, BoneThatFather, certifiedspreadsheetlover, cozy_ships, DarkZaira20, et_augury, FenofAo3, Fiber_Punk, Halfling_MadMax, herbeloveve, jerk3max, Kalua, LulaMillay, mollymauksboi, MortimerWilson, Myvanway, NW39, penned_by_Perci, SebastiansLyric170, Tavylia_Sin, thefontbandit, TheSubScribe, timidbirb, Violeta27, Wiloseal, YancySzarr
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
27 Jan 2026
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This series explores all kinds of kinks and partners for Halsin, through a cohesive continuity where Halsin has a different partner (or partners) in each new work! Each work in the series is a "chapter" of the story, separated into a series to allow for full tagging. Please check the tags on each work as the topics vary through the story! Every fic is also written by a different writer, though a couple of writers took on 2 or even 3 chapters to expand the roster of pairings to explore!
Many of the pieces also feature accompanying art created by artists who joined the collaboration, which may be embedded in the fic chapters or added as a standalone work after the fic they are paired with.
The parts of this series will be revealed once per day from the 1st to the 27th of January, at which point the full series will be here and it will be marked as completed.
Whilst the series does have a plot, it is also a sheer lacy underwear set of a plot that is a vehicle for hot and sexy fun for our favourite druid, so if one chapter's tags aren't a good your preferences you can safely skip forward and you won't be missing vital story points.
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Ambition! The Musical by Incognito_Ghost for LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Jun 2026
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Peggy Peaseblossom is a little halfling with big dreams and a song in her heart. But it's hard to make it in showbusiness without a little help. Good thing she's started praying to Gale, the new God of Ambition! Can he help her make it to the top?
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- English
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- 9,059
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
05 Jun 2026
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After an encounter with Calishite boxes, you either wise up and learn to keep your distance, or you become the the sort who opens doors with their elbows due to a distinct lack of fingers. Tav sought out that rare third type - those who've learned to sweet-talk deadly locks in Calishite dialect as if they were lovers, with the same casual nonchalance others use to decide their morning drink. Truly, the tactical brilliance of a Flaming Fist officer.
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- Part 2 of Rounds Owed
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- English
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
20 May 2026
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In the quiet lull between battles, a fire-hearted barbarian and a soft-spoken tinkerer find common ground in grease-stained tools and quiet trust. As Karlach’s infernal engine stabilizes, so too does something deeper, a fragile but growing bond built not on survival, but choice.
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
07 May 2026
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Gale, the God of Ambition, was beginning to suspect that the realities of divinity may not align with his expectations when Mystra came to him with an offer he found impossible to refuse.
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
21 Apr 2026
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"As much as Mizora loved paperwork, she loved gossip more. And there was so much she needed to know about Avernus's newest and most newsworthy resident.
What kind of a man was this Raphael?
And…
What kind of a man leaves his incubus in his waiting room for his visitors to fuck?
Until she had the answer to this strange, nagging question, she knew she could never be satisfied."
Or:
Mizora finds Raphael’s fanfic. And it features his favorite character: himself.
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- 3,855
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
25 Feb 2026