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    Ilya sat up a little straighter and scoffed, “Yes yes. Mr. FBI man thought I was big Russian assassin. I tried to tell him business man life was not that exciting. Not everyone that goes to military school is hit man like in movies.” He rolled his eyes as Scott continued.

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    There's a hit man on the loose. Shane is a government agent, Hayden and Scott work at the FBI. Will they be able to find who ever is responsible for multiple murders?

    Title - I love you through everything. I'm not actually the biggest Drake fan, but this line in Jungle seemed appropriate for this.

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    It was a bad idea.

    Mike knew it was a bad idea from the get go.

    He and Will were at his house without the rest of the party. Dustin was spending the day with his mother since it's her birthday meanwhile Max and Lucas had a date they'd been planning for a long time, so when Mike called, only Will said he was free.

    That's how they ended up in his bedroom with a diskette that Mike should definitely not have and the door locked.

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    What started out as watching a bad porno on an old diskette with his best friend ended with him offering to teach him how to blow someone then getting a boner from helping him practice on a cucumber.

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    On the bus ride home after his first ever gig, Sam notices Sebastian staring a little too intensely at Farmer Guy. He's jealous, nervous, and cant stop thinking about that too sweet Farmer Man who has charmed everyone in Pelican Town.

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    Bil looks up to you with quizzical, glowy, blue and white eyes. It’s like he senses your hesitations. He’s always seemed so intuitive. You chuckle and look back to the vial in your hands. “Fuck, what am I doing?” you murmur to yourself. You look back to him, and he pushes his head up against your stomach. You look up to the sky and wonder what the fuck lead you to this moment. You turn back to Bil, and smile shakily, “I’m so sorry man.” You reach out and brush Bil’s face. He really was a handsome merman. But still, you couldn’t help but be repulsed by yourself for finding him in any way attractive.

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    “No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”

     

    Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”

     

    Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”

     

    Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.

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    Darry and Two-bit go through their extravagant sex lifes together, just being two best friends who might do kinky shit together.

     

    Each chapter is meant to be a week or two apart from each other, they don't find much time to actually be intimate... And like not every chapter is the next time after the last time or wtv!

     

    Okay sorry I can't write summaries this is all just a bunch of kinky Dar-bit smut since I decided there is NOT enough Dar-bit, let alone smut of it

    Chapter one : wax play
    Chapter two : thigh fucking (lack of tag bc I'm a mobile writer and we can't add flipping tags like that...)
    Chapter three : fingering/fisting
    Chapter four : piss kink!

    IRREGULAR UPLOADS! (I'm a lazy bum but I'm blaming it on school)

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    8 years after the war, Katsuki Bakugou struggles to ask Midoriya to join his agency. The fear of rejection weighs heavily on his mind, not knowing if it's his ego or heart that will suffer.
    Meanwhile, Izuku Midoriya wrestles with having to live a life without a quirk anymore. Will he be forgotten? Does he deserve to live a life that his best friend has given him a chance to live, once again?

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    Nancy sighs big and loud.

    “What was that about?” Dustin asks.

    “You’re just so crass, always calling each other shithead and asshole. Can’t you be nicer?”

    Dustin rolls his eyes and looks over at Steve. It’s not like they’re being mean. They’ve just always done this. Steve has a mischievous glint in his eyes.

    “Thanks for the beer, sweetheart,” Steve says to Dustin and then looks at Nancy. “Is that what you meant?”

    --Or 5 times Steve and Dustin use pet names as a joke and 1 time they use them seriously.--

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    Jiseok couldn't lie, it always threw him a little off kilter whenever Jungsu flipped the switch like this. When he quit mocking just long enough to offer a single compliment, a soft brush of his fingers across Jiseok's face, an unexpectedly gentle kiss that always seemed to disarm him, in the end, he knew Jungsu was always the one in control here, not him.

    "I think," Jiseok said as he withdrew his hand just to watch Jungsu struggle and squirm against his restraint, "that you're in no position to be mouthing off right now."

     

    *REUPLOAD*

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    Matthew gets invited to Cuba to visit his “best friend” Carlos. He doesn’t know why he was invited in the first place, but doesn’t mind that much since he wanted to take a break from the everyday cold Canadian weather and get into the sunny Cuban climate instead (and also to probably to see Carlos again).When Matthew doesn’t see Carlos at the airport, he starts worrying, but soon finds out that he got a new… car? Matthew is happy for the new improvement yet still misses his old, repair-relied, vintage car. With Matthew’s time spent with Carlos, and …his new car, a specific feeling emerges between the two “best friends” that is much more than love. As the sun sets one beautiful day after going to the beach, the pair sit together in the car, looking off into the vibrant, distant sky. Their emotions get ahold of them and Matthew decides that he doesn’t want to take a spin, instead, he’d rather take a “ride” in his new car.

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    Exactly what the title says. Requests are highly encouraged, I take a while to get my own ideas.

     

    1. Bro/John - Underage, Dubious Consent [Finished]

    2. Not Posted

    3. Kankri/Karkat - Incest, Unconsensual, Guilty Rapist/Pedo [Unfinished]

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    被囚禁的苏丹&黑化底纳拉尚x双性摄政王阿尔图

    一国二王转金血之囚但是改革>3,小底逐渐黑化,恶俗3p。有年操,底图搞上的时候图40不到。苏图双箭头+搞出人命,底图强制爱之皇阿玛他老了。有部分私设和原文案不符,适合不需要预警的同好观看。
    可能会雷到你的:苏图相处模式特别老夫老妻蜜里调油,包含弱智变法内容,图和梅偏向亲情,正文真生子,番外有生怀流

    03.17 更chap34 阿尔图眼睛咕噜一转,奈费勒是怎么绕过前门那些叛军来到这里的?难不成走的密道?怪不得身上这么狼狈,奈费勒啊奈费勒,你也有钻狗洞的一天!

    完结倒计时了来打广告!爱臣继承制的实体叫《王权》,蹲蹲群1084160701,不想进群可以cpp点个心愿单~

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    Dean had always resigned himself to spending the rest of his life working at the garage, but with some unexpected money thrown his way he is thrown back into school. Feeling wildly out of place, Dean wants to quit before he's even begun but after meeting Cas at the school library, he might be willing to give this whole college thing a chance.

    With Cas, his best friend Charlie and a mysterious email penpal by his side, Dean might just be able to make it through the school year.

     

    Or; Dean receives an email from a stranger that makes him question everything about himself and his relationship with Cas.

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    Yoshiki could barely touch his fried chicken. Not when he knew how close…how close it felt to Hikaru. To being inside Hikaru. The cold, raw, wetness of it, each morsel slipping out of his grasp like worms wriggling away in the bait bin or baby clams digging back into the sand. Evading him but letting him push further, to the bottom, to the core—

    To what made Hikaru’s breath hitch, make him…moan…like that. Yeah, Yoshiki had been thinking about it too much.

     

    title from “The Circus Animals’ Desertion” by william butler yeats, last stanza -

    “now that my ladder’s gone / i must lie down where all ladders start / in the foul rag and bone shop of the heart”

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    Agent Three and Eight stay over at a hotel together after a late-night mission. Though, after simple cuddling and teasing, things get quickly heated between the two.

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    就让灵魂在亵渎中相爱。

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    “How have I not noticed all evening how divine your scent is?” She leans lower to bury her nose into Enid’s neck. Her hand smooths down Enid’s face until Wednesday hooks her thumb on the other side of her jaw for enough leverage to wrench her head to the side.

    “This was my vision,” Enid says sagely some time later.

    By now, Wednesday can barely open her eyes against the onslaught of pain, but she peers up at Enid. “Your...vision?”

    Despite the situation at hand, Enid shrugs unhelpfully. “Tried to tell you,” she says in a sing-song voice. “I had a vision of this very moment earlier.”

    Wednesday groans through gritted teeth but it ends on a helpless whimper that calls to Enid. “And what is this very moment?” she grounds out.

    “Isn’t it obvious?” Enid glances down to the strain beneath the zipper of Wednesday’s pants. “You’re in rut, Wednesday.”

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    After suffering insult during an Addams family dinner, Ophelia curses Wednesday and subsequently Enid to swap—not bodies, per se—but abilities.

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    Two months after Jason Todd shot Bruce Wayne dead in the bowels of the Batcave, the city is trying to find its balance again—but the Bat-Family is more fractured than ever. With Barbara Gordon leaving Gotham to build something new and Jason carving a brutal path through the city’s criminal underworld, the responsibility for holding the line falls to an uneasy partnership:

    Damian Wayne as Batman…
    and Tim Drake-Wayne as Robin.

    On the surface, they are still perfect together in the field—precise, ruthless, unstoppable.

    Off the rooftops, nothing is that simple.

    Grief and regret twists loyalty into something harder to recognize.
    And the secrets they’ve buried—about Bruce, about each other, about the lines they crossed trying to save what was already lost—are beginning to surface.

    As the city edges toward a new order and the past refuses to stay buried, Batman and Robin must decide what justice means in a world where the man who taught them is gone—and where the greatest threat to the Bat-Family might be the truth.

    The Robins: Robin’s End is the final chapter of The Robins saga—a story of grief, loyalty, love, betrayal, and the impossible legacy of the symbol called Robin.

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    This summer had been hard on Mike Wheeler.

    As in... 'Hard'.

    Apart from the cloying heat that seemed to permeate his lungs and stick to every inch of his skin, he had suddenly begun to notice things about his best friend that he wasn't sure were normal.

    In fact he knew they weren't.

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    Set in the summer of 1989 after graduation, when Mike starts looking at Will with different eyes than before... and has a very 'hard' time concentrating on anything else.

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    "You like it?" Suho asks, before dropping his gaze back down to concentrate.

    The question confuses Sieun. He stares then, towards Suho’s face, but he makes no gesture to elaborate. He is still immersed in the guitar, playing the song without vocals.

    "The song?" Sieun tries to play it off and act nonchalant. "Sure, it’s nice."

    In reality, he wants Suho to wonder if they have anything in common. He wants him to know if they have similar interests, and things like that. He wants Suho to want to get to know him the way he wants to know Suho. Sieun feels embarrassed now, so he makes sure to bite his tongue to keep himself from speaking again.

    "No. I mean—” a pause, “You like the way I play it?"

     

    Or, Suho plays guitar.

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