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    (ONGOING) In The year 4025, It Follows Adventures Of Gage Genesis And His Rag Tag Crew Of Outcasts, Marked As A Criminal He Becomes A Space Pirate To One Day Be The Man That Will Surpass The Gods

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    English
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    45,968
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    59
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    Gideon would have held her breath and paused if by some miracle she managed to scrape together a do-over. Harrow probably would have, too, just to avoid having to say anything. Lapsed into a comfortable silence again with their fingers entwined the two of them could sit and stare and wait and wait and wait, witness their entire lives stretched elastic before them: St. Samael’s and the horror of the last week-and-a-half fading distantly into the horizon behind.

    The stars currently floating above the elevator shaft were bright white and so sugary sweet they hurt Gideon’s teeth. No Southern Cross though— which sucked balls. She couldn’t really turn, either, to see if even a glimpse of it was visible from her second- (more likely third-) to-last resting place.

    Okay, fine, pedantics: the place where Gideon Nav was most definitely going to die.

    Language:
    English
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    82,199
    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2,419
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    Ever since Lou helped the UglyDolls, everyone naturally moved on from past mistakes and was just happy to be free from any threat. Moxy’s friends had actually become more accepting of Lou.

    Everyone in the small group.

    Everyone… except a certain green bunny.

    Giving space had helped with the others, but clearly it did nothing to resolve the issue between the two “ex-brothers”.

    So, in an effort to finally bury the hatchet, the Uglies and Pretties split up. Each side was determined to hear the truth from their respective source.

    There’s just one problem….

    Both refuse to cooperate.

    But luckily, they were given another way to get the true story out of this ‘He Said, She Said’ charade.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,091
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    400
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    Katsuki Bakugou plans to become the greatest hero in all of Japan, but his path will be very different from what he imagined.

    He probably didn't expect to die and have his soul kidnapped by a sugar-addicted demonic fly from the abyss.

    Join this bitter hero on his quest for redemption alongside his new best friend.

    An adventure full of action, comedy, pop culture references, and a handful of demon girls who will change the lives of Katsuki and his friends forever.

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    English
    Words:
    806,834
    Chapters:
    116/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    9,852
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    At first, it feels like the miracle William had asked for.

    Only later does he realize there is a difference between being chosen and being owned.

    How will Montresor and William prevail? One of them desperately wants salvation.

    The other has already lost it.

     

    A Southern gothic fanfic (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)🦇🎀🌾🌾🌪️

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     Sunday update, utc-4

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,818
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    291
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    "Well, I'm sorry I can't eat all the time, because I don't have a big food supply—after all, I'm just an ordinary guy! I'm not noble or anything; I'm not a king. I'm just... Since you've shoved me in here, maybe you could just make me a nobleman? Oh, no, let's make me a king right away!"

    Reki is sarcastic, but Langa is thinking seriously.

    "Okay."

    AU: Where Reki summons the demon Langa, and then they overthrow the government to eat.

    Language:
    English
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    28,927
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    326
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    After a crazy year at Bullworth Academy, Jimmy finally goes back home with his Mother. But when his mom catches him kissing another Boy at the skate park, he gets sent to a two-week, Christian Summer camp to try and "improve."

    Coincidentally, Gary Smith was sent there as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,320
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    500
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    What happens in a parallel universe where Crowley and Aziraphale never met? Everything goes as before, seemingly. Until that very universe brings them together anyway!
    The catch is: Aziraphale doesn't know Crowley's a fallen angel. And Crowley doesn't know Aziraphale's an angel. Who knows what happens once they find out?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,289
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    282
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    Dylan regrets being nice to the most annoying bitch at school because now she won't leave him alone.

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    English
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    32,566
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,181
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    How does one even begin to summarize this, we do wonder… Three strange creatures called "Angels of Life" landed right outside Camp Half-Blood and SOMEONE (Harley) let them in. Meanwhile, ancient demigods, gods & heroes are at the Camp for a counselling program, including Eros and Pyra. What could possibly go wrong? (A lot)

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    English
    Words:
    13,500
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    Born into a miserable life he never asked for, a desperate man commits suicide. Only to wake up in Hell. Instead of burning, he forms a brutal alliance with others in Hell and the ultimate rebels of history and thought. Their goal is simple: storm the gates of Heaven and tear God off the throne.

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    English
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    8,624
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    89
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    Quinlan Vos has the perfect life. With former Seminarian Samara Abularach and the Bad Batch by his side, they were able to defeat the Sith and prevent Order 66. But when Darth Maul comes looking for revenge, Quinlan and his friends are transported to Earth, threatening to take everything away from him. It’s up to Samara and Quinlan to work together to save the day and their friendship.

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    Language:
    English
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    25,757
    Chapters:
    6/15
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    418
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    Communication is the most important thing in any relationship; platonic or romantic.

    When you take that away, all that's left is gaps in the truth that become filled with doubt and resentment.

    It's easy to say you're keeping something a secret to protect someone. But how far can that go before 'protection' becomes a way of hiding everything?

    The people you find yourself turning to when you're hiding might just be the ones that keep you in the dark forever...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,374
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    374
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    Lena has three main goals for her sex toy business: make as many one-of-a-kind items as she can before she dies, make sure none of her customers fall in love with her, and make sure nobody finds out deeply-held secrets which could drive her out of business.

    To blog her progress and engage potential customers, she starts an online diary. There, she ranks sex toys by carefully-curated criteria and shares her wildest customer service stories.

    But, what happens when one of her most unusual customer encounters leads to something which could ruin her in more ways than one if she's not careful?

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    English
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    32,273
    Chapters:
    21/24
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    369
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    23,548
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    Judas arrives suspiciously late to the annual Passover supper, Jesus is already at the end of his tether, and the apostles are collectively incapable of civilised behaviour. Things can only get worse from here...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    136
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    What would happen if you questioned whether watchers are still being seen in the Earth realm by other angels or even humans? A fallen angel may take your younger sibling and manipulate believing you left them off the streets. Maybe a prophecy could help you and guide you where you need it.

    Neither angels nor mortals could answer that. Possibly can lead them to connect all those dots to be reunited to glimpse if watchers seem to be alive and who's helping them along the way.

    But could the angels save humanity? Or destroy it?

    The help of unwanted children to do their jobs could be possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,146
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    From Catholic guilt to Satanic leadership.
    Yes, really.

    This is the other side of Little Lamb, Painted in Ash.
    (You don’t need to read that first. Or even after. This can stand alone.)

    This is seeing the world through a very tired, very composed man trying—against his better judgment—to end up where he’s meant to be. Papa V/OC (Morrigan).

    And before you decide that sounds unbearable—don’t let the male lens scare you off. He's not that insufferable. Usually.

    This isn’t romanticized.
    The love is obsessive and messy.
    The church drama is exactly as political as you think it is.
    The stress is constant.
    His brain works like a skipping vinyl and refuses to shut up.

    The goal here is simple: make it feel real.

    He's not on a pedestal. She isn’t either.
    He doesn’t win everything. Neither does she.
    But two stubborn people can get through an impressive amount of Hell if they refuse to quit.

    I’m terrible at summaries.

    Read the notes.

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    English
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    608,965
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7,587
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    Соловей не поёт.
    Но, возможно, дело уже не в соловье.
    После событий второго сезона Азирафэль возвращается на Землю с уверенностью, что ещё может всё исправить. Небеса готовят новый финал мира, книжный магазин больше не совсем его, а в памяти остаётся странная пустота — будто рядом с ним шесть тысяч лет стоял кто-то важный, но мир аккуратно стёр его имя.
    Где-то в Саут-Даунсе человек по имени Энтони чинит старые машины, слушает Queen и не понимает, почему в его доме так много книг, классической музыки и вещей, предназначенных явно не для него.

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    Русский
    Words:
    40,714
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    182
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    Summary: Schuyler is the only child of an Original Nine member, the only female patch, and the rightful heir to the SAMTEX charter. But in accordance with her father's dying wish, instead of assuming the President patch, she returns to his original chapter in Charming, CA. Follow Schuyler's life-long journey of self-discovery as she tries to honor her father's memory, forge her own path in a male dominated organization, and craft extraordinary relationships only to have them tested as this makeshift family slowly unravels at the seams.

    Synopsis: This story is a retelling of the original series. It will often diverge from canon. It is also meant to tell the story from the perspective of B and C list characters bringing them to the foreground. The story is told in present tense 3rd person omniscient, retelling the origins of the SOA if Edward "The Midnight Sky" Schuyler had been an Original Nine Member and continues to evolve throughout the series. Along with filling in blanks during canon time skips and the addition of original characters, story lines and minor character traits may be altered or original story lines added, to give a fresh new look to this series and its characters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163,710
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    7,317
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    Amanda has a challenging day.
    Most of her days are a challenge.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,744

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