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sold to one direction GONE WRONG (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) by Ria_Writes_Stuff for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: SMPEarth
01 Sep 2026
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"Tommy why are the member of One Direction in my bedroom?"
"Ello luv!" the tallest of One Direction said, "Your mother has sold you to us and now we're going to take you away on tour with us so you can read books in the mosh pit and then get called up on stage every night for your special moment."
"Not that all of that isn't a wildly concernin' thing to say, but the last I checked, Tommy wasn't my mother You wanna explain?"
"So when I said a business deal… I may have meant like… I summoned a demon and got these guys instead? I'm pretty sure they're a hivemind, only the tall one can speak separately and they're stuck on the idea that they need someones mother to sell them her teenage daughter and I'm not a misogynist! Or willing to sell them an entire child! I have morals and standards-"
"So you sold me to them??"
"You have long, pink hair! How would they tell the difference between you and a teenage girl?"
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Techno gets sold to the hivemind One Direction. Yeah, I... I ain't got nothing for this one guys.
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- Part 42 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
- Language:
- English
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all my fics for Loyal's rivalsduo event !! ^-^
expect a healthy dose of hurt/comfort lol(tagging as i go)
prompts:
1. dog days of summer/heat wave
2. cooling off/beach episode
3. summer childhood memories/fireflies
4. campfire tales/night sky
5. the first chill/changes
6. lost in the woods/lanterns & leaves
7. preparing for harvest/apple picking -
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“Sure, sure, let me trust the word of the guy who just broke into my house. Great idea.”
Phil clutched his sword in his hand.
“Get to the point, mate. What do you want?”
“I want you, Angel. Spend my rut with me, and I’ll let you go free. I’ll even give you some of the gold you want.”
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Phil breaks into a bastion and gets caught. The King offers him a different way to get the gold.
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He remembers nothing yet everything, it's quite a strange feeling
Tommy got so lost in his own head his didn't realize the conversation from the two aliens diverted their attention towards him, greens eyes looked blacked out while swirls just looked strained
____________________________________Or YET ANOTHER basic humans are space orcs dsmp au's
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Blip DSMP…? by Sw1ft_Sniff
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Dream SMP
31 Aug 2026
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Dr Captain Ryland Grace didn’t think he’d ever meet another human again, scratch that, He KNEW he would never see another human again.
But wait, why is that ship contacting him?
Is that a bird why are they cawing at him like he should understand?
Wait holy moly!? Is that a human?
Wait, hold up are they British???
HOLY FUCK IS THAT A CHILD IN SPACE?!?
More humans amaze amaze amaze!
TLDR: Grace and Rocky are almost at Erid when they run into another ship, Grace has already experienced first contact twice, anymore and he might have an aneurism. Fortunately for him Tommy beat him to it!
Lets see what the crew of the Hail Mary get up too with the shenanigans of the Tommyinnit and his friends, Will they get to Erid? Why was Tommy in space? Will Grace continue to have memory issues? And will Rocky crashout?They’re traumatised, lonely touch starved and have a lot of questions, with answers that may or may not be right in front of their faces!
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- Part 1 of PHM x MCYT Cinematic Universe
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Souls and hearts, how hard to know them by presumedded
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, SMPEarth
27 Aug 2026
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What if our favourite Emerald Duo was a little bit different in a world a little bit different from what we know. Not all is the same, besides my sleep deprivation.
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Techno wasn't even able to finish the joke, all the suggestions he made so far weren't even optional in his mind, just words he said out loud — things coming to mind as he stared at a literal avian in front of him."Don't call me that" The blue eyes were suddenly staring right at him, into his soul, furious and bright like a soul fire.
The standoff took maybe a few seconds, when the avian — just as quickly as he looked up — shivered, eyes filling with fear and falling down, his whole body trembling. Techno knew that look well, but that wasn't what caught his attention.
Weirdly enough, the avian wasn't watching Techno. No. His eyes were glued to the pendant in Techno's hand.
Or, or, I had that thing in my head and had to write it down before I lose my mind.
(AI less, cause fuck AI)
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Sadly, Tommy's been blinded for the 3rd time before finally escaping Sire's and Master's abuse. Tommy meets Purpled and Fundy on his journey away from his horrific prison. Purpled is looking for his older brother, Punz, who, unbeknownst to him, is a political mercenary. Fundy is looking for his dad, Wilbur, who dissappeared 2 years after Fundy was born. There are ferocious battles between the heros known as Protectors and villains known as Predators. There is also a 3rd neutral group known as Preservers that protect civilians from collateral damage caused by Predator and Protector fights. There is also the fight for the throne between Queen Puffy and King Schaltt. A new chapter will come out almost every week on Thursday.
A poem has been added at chapter 11 and 14 each. new poems/songs that I didn't write have been added in the chapters:
◇Why are my first childhood friends already gone? (New poem)
◇Poem and "There's a bomb!" he blurts.
◇The portal soon won't be inert.
◇Pirates, you're just a child and lullaby.
◇Part of chapter 20.More will be added later. I might upload a youtube video of me singing my original ones in chapter 11 and 20 later. There will be a few more than 20 chapters. Enjoy!
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Wayfaring Stranger by leviathan_tells
Fandoms: Philza Hardcore Lore - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Aug 2026
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The Empire of End is grasping, ever looking to expand and bring home new treasures for her king. With the Angel of Death by his side, The Ender King is unstoppable. In a desperate bid to save his home General Technoblade gives himself up as collateral in an attempt to assuage the empire's march. Unbeknownst to his captors, he has his own goals within the High City of End - to kill the Angel and cripple the war machine - but first he has to survive.
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Phil is late home from a trip to a market.
Techno has a horrible feeling about this.
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- Part 28 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Technoblade wanted a normal morning. He wanted peace. He wanted to argue with his chickens in solitude and drink his coffee without existential dread.
Instead, his mate adopted his literal nemesis, his nemesis forgot everything including the part where they're supposed to hate each other, and his internal Voices won't stop yelling about how he's a "lucky motherfucker" with "two omegas."
This is fine. Everything is fine. He's going to go chop wood now.
(Inspired by Tumblr and Pinterest posts. Plus, I had my virtual-daughter begging for Techno/Phil/Q for years now)
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"Phil, why didn't you tell me we had a bomb?" Techno demanded, taking the copilot seat as Phil hit the engines, "That would've been helpful!"
"I didn't think it was worth mentioning! A new thing I'm trying out - it might not have even worked!"
"Or you might've blown us both up instead!"
"What happened to 'Phil stop trying to steal that vase, we're about to be swarmed and horribly murdered'?"
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Emduo space pirates attempt to swindle a valuable. This goes about as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 18 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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"If I was to compare you to a bird, I'd probably say you look like a takahē. It's a decently large bird with feathers as colorful as a peacock, but one defining trait of this bird is that it's flightless."
https://maoridictionary.co.nz/word/7203
Warnings for this story because I won't be listing them above each chapter unless necessary:
violence, blood, fear, gore, abuse, somewhat torture
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“I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding,” Quackity tried, not quite able to meet the Angel’s eyes as the man loomed over him. “On my part of course. It was dark and I didn’t realize your man was trying to assist me, so I failed to see that he wasn’t the mugger he scared off.” He tried to smile at the lie, like it was an easy mistake anyone could make.
“You aren’t half dumb, are you, mate?” The Angel smiled, teeth glinting in the dim light cast by the shadows of his own wings. If it weren’t for the ropes holding Quackity to the chair, he might have even mistaken the words for friendly. “You spin a pretty story, and if it wasn’t my son you gave that black eye to, I might have even been persuaded to let you go.”
Quackity never wanted to get on the Syndicate's bad side. Good thing the Angel of Death is an exhausted father who just wants someone to keep his kids from fighting.
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Totally not found family in space, what are you talking about? by Crow_Soul_Anarchist, m3ntalpengu1np0p
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Aug 2026
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Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.
Techno is a pirate captured by those same aliens.
He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.
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Techno and Tommy stumble their way through space together. They are both idiots (affectionate)
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- Part 1 of Found Families In Space
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TECHNOBLADE’S A CRIMINAL WHO CONDUCTS DRIVING LESSONS by ki11yz
Fandoms: DSMP - Fandom, mcyt
10 Aug 2026
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You see, Techno is a major supervillain, so he needs to do normal human things so that people don’t suspect him. For example: Having a job.
So here he is, at 2.30PM, driving to meet his newest student of the year.
OR: Techno is a supervillain who created his own driving lesson business to cover the fact he’s a villain, and meets Tommy
OR: Techno wants to adopt his driving student because he’s not taking care of himself
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This Tragedy of Mine by Faelyn_Raspberry, Faith (Faelyn_Raspberry)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Aug 2026
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Oh Cursed One, It is a Tragedy
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- Part 2 of It Run's In The Family
- Part 3 of Archive(s) of the Misunderstood
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Oh, Drunken Gods of The Slaughter, I Have Always Been Your Favorite Daughter(Son) by Faelyn_Raspberry, Faith (Faelyn_Raspberry)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Aug 2026
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Oh Sweet little Foundling you have made your way home.
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- Part 2 of Archive(s) of the Misunderstood
- Part 1 of It Run's In The Family
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when fire keeps its promise to warm by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Aug 2026
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Phil does not go to the Nether intending to be given a slave. Now that it's happened though, he's obviously going to do his best to get the poor guy healthy again and make sure he can live his own life.
Surely nothing else will happen along the way.
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- Part 3 of 2026 AU-Gust
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The Harbinger of Destruction and Chaos. The Hound of Herobrine, though Herobrine was only deemed a legend, her title is more seen as a statement to her brutality.
Owing Philza a debt for his help, The harbinger of chao is sent to check in on his son. But oh wait... Who is that sexy piglin. -
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[dsmp AU, c!technoblade]
A world where you can lose a portion of your health bar and never get it back..? must death be so unfair.Keep on clinging on a life that will never last forever, run from your sorrows, haunted by your regrets.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade works