MCYT Ficfight 2026
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"Please don't kill me." Techno whispered, more pathetic than he'd intended.
The Crowfather stared down at him, blue eyes glinting. "I'm pretty sure you're doing a good job of that yourself." the Avian pointed out, which was unfortunately true given that Techno was still bleeding out.
"Please." Techno wasn't quite sure what he was begging for now. To kill him faster? To end it mercifully? To help him? To just hold him like this, head propped on his lap, to keep him close until he left this world entirely? All of them at once, perhaps. It really was nice, despite everything.
"Someone got you good, huh Blade? Bet that hurts."
Techno rolled his eyes.
"Hey! Do you really want giving me attitude to be your last act on earth? No one else is coming to help, you're lucky I decided to stop in at all. Now do you want help or not? If we go now, I might be able to get you home before your heart gives out. No promises, but I can try."
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Hero!Techno gets fatally injured. A familiar (and evil) face finds him. And... heals him? Feat: dark fluff, Phil's weird moral code, caretaking, British-isms and Techno liking being taken care of a little too much
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- Part 1 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Techno moved to the tiny town of Forks with the sole intention of focusing on his studies, and getting into a decent college.
Instead, he accidentally discovers a coven of vampires, almost gets hit by a van, disrupts Phil's attempts to gaslight, and successfully escapes with his life. Probably. The ball's still out on that one, but if he gets eaten by a vampire he's *going* to find a way to add it into his college essay - what else is trauma for?
(The emduo Twilight AU crackfic no one asked for and I delivered regardless)
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- Part 2 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Part of Techno expected to be stopped at any moment, for something beyond his control to hold him back.
Nothing did. Of course it didn't, he was a grown man with no reason to be questioned on his late night travelling. He could lie, or he could tell the truth, and neither would raise so much as an eyebrow to even the most devoted to this shitty little town. Everyone wanted to get out, deep down. Roots could be rotten, trees could stand strong and wither from the inside out.
Content could kill you, and love wasn't enough to make him die here, in this sweltering nowhere. If Techno did nothing else in life, he would not be his father.
So no, the hard bit wasn't leaving. The hard bit was knowing there was nothing to stay here, and there never had been.
No matter how badly you wished there was.
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Techno escapes. Tommy gets left behind. Wilbur tries. No one is happy, not really. Nothing gets fixed. But he gets out, and that's worth his life, if nothing else.
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- Part 3 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Techno isn't settling well into his new school. The teachers here won't accept him just scraping by, won't accept his minimum effort, won't accept that he doesnt WANT to live up to his potential, to use his gifts, to be the best when the world has already proven being the best is never good enough
Phil just wants an even playing field, trapped in an institution that refuses to recognise his disability, unable to keep up with a curriculum he *could* understand if only he was given a fair chance
Techno accidentally: makes a friend, becomes his transcriber, realises his situation isn't as impossible as he thought, and makes a start in fixing both their problems. In that order
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- Part 4 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Following a failed escape attempt, Huntsman Tommy, the male counterpart to the Black Widow program, is absorbed onto the Winter Solider program.
A few decades later, the escape attempt works, but this time without Tommy's mind and memories fully intact. Disorentiated and confused, 014 follows the escape route provided by his favourite Handler, and latches onto an unfortunate American tourist at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Luckily for both of them, Ranboo is no ordinary teenager, but instead Spiderman. This fixes less than you might imagine, since he's very much not prepared to deal with a physically and mentally traumatised child solider, but with the help of his best friend (who is rather too enthusiastic to babysit the murderer), a lot of google searches for "how to become a therapist no degree no training", and some clues to track down the only person who can *actually* help Tommy, it works out alright in the end.
Although Ranboo would *really* like people to stop breaking into his bedroom at night
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- Part 5 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Ranboo is an eldritch being beyond human understanding, who got accidentally summoned to the human realm and decided he wanted to stay for a bit.
Tubbo is the broke college student who accidentally summoned him, who really shouldn't like the incomprehensible being of darkness and tentacles who sleeps under his bed, but does
Add in some snark, a shitty college Professor, a shopping trip, and an unfortunate run-in, and you get an almost wholesome story if you squint hard enough. Not for the Professor. He kinda deserved it though, and he REALLY shouldve thought twice before threatening the guy with a demon living under his bed.
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- Part 6 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Techno Blade is the Director of the Petrova Taskforce.
Doctor Phil Craft is the man he's sentenced to die.
Reflections from the executioner, at a death bed of sorts.
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- Part 7 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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99 problems (and potatoes ain't one) by Ria_Writes_Stuff for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Aug 2026
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"People love me for more than my status, Techno. I'm great."
"You're a menace," Techno corrected, forcefully pushing Phil behind him so he could step inside the shop and begin the cursory sweep, "The glamours are good but they're not perfect. Someone could still see through and decide to grab you, and then your father will probably bring back the death penalty specifically for me."
"You worry too much, Tech." Phil grumbled, walking in behind him and immediately sticking his hands into a vat of unidentified crystals. Thoughts of cursed stones and hidden glass shards raced through his mind, and Techno fought the urge to grab Phil, throw him over his shoulder, and go home. Why did the universe spite him so? he lamented, dogging every step the teen took and ignoring the irritated glances. Phil would be glad for his overbearing-ness when Techno stopped his first assassination attempt.
Or maybe he should let someone else do that. It had been how he got this job, after all - he'd end up the Hand to the King at this rate.
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Very tired guard!Technoblade watches over Prince Phil on a shopping trip. Phil decides he doesn't need a babysitter and disappears. This goes well for everyone but Techno.
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- Part 8 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Tommy has a problem.
Neither he nor Ranboo want to recognise it.
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- Part 9 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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"The Marquess," the Green Wind said, "Is the ruler of Fairyland. She can keep me out because as the ruler, she makes the rules. My application has been in a while, but until my diplomatic immunity is reinstated, I'd rather not risk being executed or worse: ticketed."
"Does she execute a lot of people? She sounds a rather terrible ruler." Techno frowned.
"Possibly and potentially. She is quite terrible, but all children are terrible. She at least has a splendid hat."
"I'm not terrible."
"Of course you are! You're a child - and worse, a human child. You humans are terrible creatures, Techno."
"How do you know my name?"
"I know a lot of things. I could share some of those with you, if you'd like."
Techno thought about it a moment. The answer seemed rather obvious, "Tell me the rules," he said, "The rules of Fairyland. I've never heard of the Marquess, so maybe they've changed from my storybooks. Please." he tacked the last on the end, more of a defence then anything else. He was not terrible.
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The Green Wind takes Techno away to Fairyland, but not the one of his storybooks. Everything here is wrong, and Techno must fix it.
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- Part 10 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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the real reason everyone hates changewings by Ria_Writes_Stuff for StellaPinkbird
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Aug 2026
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After a nasty encounter with a dragon, Tommy finds himself with several choices to make. The forest, or the cave? Left, right or forward? Who does he go to for help, when he finds something badly wrong with a Changewing nest? What choices does he make next - his safety, or his morals?
The good news: YOU can make these choices!!
The bad news: Tommy really fucking hates Changewings(OR: my first choose your own adventure fic, feat actual proper coding!)
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- Part 11 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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space hicks still have candy by Ria_Writes_Stuff for starlightandthevoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Aug 2026
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Tommy convinces Ranboo to go on a joyride in a stolen spaceship, on the promise that NOTHING will go wrong.
"Nothing going wrong" lasts roughly three minutes.
Feat: stolen property, space pirates, tommy's decent flying skills, ranboo getting to do cool tricks, and the importance of wearing your seatbelt.
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- Part 12 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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SBI are soulmates.
Tommy makes this rather more difficult than it needs to be.
Feat: breaking and entering, tommy typical logic, a lot of theft, some devastating self awareness and spaghetti
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- Part 13 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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things change (but we stay the same) by Ria_Writes_Stuff for Psyphros
Fandoms: Dream SMP
11 Aug 2026
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"Tech, I swear to fuck you have to pick less terrifying brooding places-" Phil muttered as he picked his way across the shingles, determined not to look down. He wasn't exactly scared of heights - he enjoyed them, in fact, when wasn't at risk of plummeting to his death and/or embarrassing injury. He would really just like to pick Techno's brain on flat ground for once.
"I'm not brooding," came the reply, in a tone that said he was definitely brooding.
"You're sitting on a rooftop an hour before the biggest game of your college career so far," Phil pointed out, "When typically you'd be expected to be warming up or doing team bonding exercises or some shit. I dunno, I hate team sports."
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Techno is worried. Phil tries to help.
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- Part 14 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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"Phil, I am fine."
Phil pursed his lips, staring down at the vague shaped lump in bed that was most certainly not fine.
"Mate, you sound like death warmed up in the microwave. You can barely breathe and you flinch every time you move."
There was silence for a moment, and then-
"That's unrelated."
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Phil drags Techno to the hospital, because Techno is a stubborn bastard and won't go himself
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- Part 15 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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smoked salmon bagels for strength by Ria_Writes_Stuff for Generic_Fire_Shifter
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Aug 2026
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"Why are we talking about Russians?" Tommy asked blearily, shoving the door to the intern kitchen open with his hip. The fact that the interns had a kitchen was insane, and a testament to exactly how much money these guys had, but you weren't supposed to look horses in the mouth or whatever. Maybe they didn't have teeth and were embarrassed about it. He should google that later.
"Ayy morning bossman!" Tubbo greeted cheerily, "Boo's been lying to people about their ethnic origins."
"I'm not lying to people!" Ranboo protested, eyes widening in alarm, "And if I was, it wouldn't be about that! Some people just question my name sometimes, and the Russian thing makes them stop!"
Tommy squinted at the pair, then shrugged and made a beeline for the coffee machine. "Whatever sinks your boat, Ran of the boob."
"I'm pretty sure the saying is-"
"I'm pretty sure I know my metaphors, actually. What's for breakfast?"
Tubbo snorted, "There's smoked salmon bagels in the fridge, they're good."
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workplace superhero au shenanigans, feat: benchtrio chaos, tommy typical logic, a villain attack, and a lot of name confusion
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- Part 16 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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Slice of life clingduo van life, feat: stargazing, chores, bickering and one (1) act of violence
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- Part 17 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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"Phil, why didn't you tell me we had a bomb?" Techno demanded, taking the copilot seat as Phil hit the engines, "That would've been helpful!"
"I didn't think it was worth mentioning! A new thing I'm trying out - it might not have even worked!"
"Or you might've blown us both up instead!"
"What happened to 'Phil stop trying to steal that vase, we're about to be swarmed and horribly murdered'?"
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Emduo space pirates attempt to swindle a valuable. This goes about as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 18 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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"I'm pretty sure I've seen footage of you like, hurling your equipment off the edges of buildings."
"Through no fault of my own! It throws off my flight and itches and-" the Crowfather seemed to remember where he was, wings rustling as he straightened, "That doesn't matter right now. I'm actually stumbling a bit, cause I was informed someone uh… a little higher up than you would be here right now, and I wasn't prepared for a kid to drop out of the ceiling. Don't suppose you have an actual Villain as backup?"
"Hey I am a real Villain!" Tommy declared, trying to puff up his chest fur, except his shirt was in the way and so he just looked weird, "I'm supposed to be proving myself or some shit - could you give me a pass or something, big man? Or even like, let me nick something small? There's a semi-decent chance I'm gonna get murdered otherwise for fucking this up and I don't really want to be murdered, you know?"
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Tommy attempts a museum heist, fails miserably, sneezes a lot and accidentally ends his career. He doesn't get arrested though, so big wins in the house tonight
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- Part 19 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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The most fucked up bit of it all, Tommy thought on the nights when the house was too quiet to drown out the insistent buzz of his mind, was that he hadn't even realised it was happening.
He knew that it wasn't his fault. He knew that Tubbo had just as much time loop training as him, that he'd have known to keep as normal as possible just in case that day was the day it wore off, or they figured out how to escape. That things like this were expected to happen in their line of work, and it was basically inevitable that eventually a Villain with time powers would've gotten one of them.
But he just hadn't known.
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Beeduo go through a timeloop. Tommy doesn't realise this until it's over. He isn't coping well with it.
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- Part 20 of MCYT Ficfight 2026
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