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99 problems (and potatoes ain't one) by Ria_Writes_Stuff for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Aug 2026
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Summary
"People love me for more than my status, Techno. I'm great."
"You're a menace," Techno corrected, forcefully pushing Phil behind him so he could step inside the shop and begin the cursory sweep, "The glamours are good but they're not perfect. Someone could still see through and decide to grab you, and then your father will probably bring back the death penalty specifically for me."
"You worry too much, Tech." Phil grumbled, walking in behind him and immediately sticking his hands into a vat of unidentified crystals. Thoughts of cursed stones and hidden glass shards raced through his mind, and Techno fought the urge to grab Phil, throw him over his shoulder, and go home. Why did the universe spite him so? he lamented, dogging every step the teen took and ignoring the irritated glances. Phil would be glad for his overbearing-ness when Techno stopped his first assassination attempt.
Or maybe he should let someone else do that. It had been how he got this job, after all - he'd end up the Hand to the King at this rate.
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Very tired guard!Technoblade watches over Prince Phil on a shopping trip. Phil decides he doesn't need a babysitter and disappears. This goes well for everyone but Techno.
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- Part 8 of MCYT Ficfight 2026