2026 AU-Gust
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Phil and Niki are intimidated when they're told that they'll be accompanying a piglin into hyperspace- after all, everyone knows piglin are big and have violent tendencies. However, it's easy to see that Technoblade is mostly just awkward. And cute. And maybe they do want to kiss him?
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- Part 1 of 2026 AU-Gust
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Technoblade is positive he's going to mess up this whole marriage thing. That being said, his new husband is really nice, and really pretty. If they can get along, maybe things won't be so bad.
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- Part 2 of 2026 AU-Gust
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when fire keeps its promise to warm by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Aug 2026
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Phil does not go to the Nether intending to be given a slave. Now that it's happened though, he's obviously going to do his best to get the poor guy healthy again and make sure he can live his own life.
Surely nothing else will happen along the way.
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- Part 3 of 2026 AU-Gust
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the ones who load the dice always say the toss is fair by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft)
Fandoms: SMPEarth
12 Aug 2026
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Phil’s been doing this for years, ever since he came of age and the brass cuffs were clamped around his wrists. He's good at it too, good at getting to the heart of what people want, good at putting them at ease and making them comfortable in their skin.
Or: Phil is a sex worker who is very, very good at his job.
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- Part 4 of 2026 AU-Gust
- Part 1 of on the road to hell
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4 Times Phil kisses Techno by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Aug 2026
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and one time Techno kisses him.
Or: Phil and Techno are both roller derby skaters. This doesn't actually change a lot
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- Part 5 of 2026 AU-Gust
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Philza comes home one day to find his husband has something unexpected.
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- Part 6 of 2026 AU-Gust