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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317,172
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Collections:
    72
    Comments:
    16,086
    Kudos:
    30,037
    Bookmarks:
    6,760
    Hits:
    1,123,557
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    No ulterior motives. Just someone who wants to succeed in life, and help her family do the same. God help you if you get in the way.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    234,887
    Chapters:
    57/80
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    1,387
    Kudos:
    2,527
    Bookmarks:
    922
    Hits:
    105,628
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    A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.

    Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?

    In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,801
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Collections:
    45
    Comments:
    2,446
    Kudos:
    5,398
    Bookmarks:
    2,399
    Hits:
    123,803
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    Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.

    A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,496
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Collections:
    42
    Comments:
    2,785
    Kudos:
    8,946
    Bookmarks:
    3,582
    Hits:
    180,715
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    What would you do if you get a second chance at life? Do you take the lead and make yourself shine? Or maybe become a mentor to further some else’s dream?

    “ Screw that! I’m opening a restaurant!”

    Meet Mizuki, a girl from our world who somehow ended up reborn in the Naruto world. Instead of becoming a ninja or going off to join the Akatsuki she decides that this world lacks too many amazing dishes and goes off to follow her dream. If that dream somehow ends with her accidentally snowballs canon off a sharp cliff that’s none of her business. She’s just here to share her food with her best friend who’s just a little too stoic but that’s okay! She’s getting better at reading his emotions!

    ( Shino found a friend who fed him once and decided he was going to marry her. Said girl is oblivious)

    ( SIOC has never watched Naruto and just thinks she’s in a weird Manhwa)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,889
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    368
    Kudos:
    1,405
    Bookmarks:
    536
    Hits:
    20,181
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    Desmond Miles was supposed to die. Instead, he woke up hundreds of years in the past, helpless and alone. How was he supposed to know that the Altaïr he saw wasn’t a hallucination?

    Or: Altaïr found a random kid in distress and decided that it was his kid, no take backs. Eventually Ezio shows up to co-parent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,603
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    659
    Kudos:
    1,629
    Bookmarks:
    640
    Hits:
    34,318
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    The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.

     

    A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever. 

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,776
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    24
    Comments:
    1,093
    Kudos:
    3,951
    Bookmarks:
    1,619
    Hits:
    61,545
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    Artemis Lee never wanted to go to a stupid, outdated magic school with a bunch of sheltered children. She should have struggled more to get on the train. But she didn't, and so here she is, furiously resigned to suffering for the next seven years.

    And honestly, she really couldn’t give a shit about what will happen to the backwards British wizarding world and all their weird progenies around her.

    (Except no matter how much she says she doesn't care, she does.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,860
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    33
    Comments:
    1,282
    Kudos:
    3,970
    Bookmarks:
    1,809
    Hits:
    142,994
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    Girl enjoys mail-ordering packages. Girl meets ninja. Bugs! Some romance, but mostly bad puns and the occasional intro-level urban planning fact-drop.
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    One thing they don't tell you about reincarnation: whether it's this world or the next, everywhere is the same when it comes to the rat race. A wise man once said, in life, only two things are certain: death and taxes.

    He was right, so Chiyo quit her job crunching numbers in the big city, and returned home to the small town where she was raised to help out on the family farm.

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    English
    Words:
    27,535
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    713
    Bookmarks:
    271
    Hits:
    8,065
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    Luke Castellan had lived once before. Back then, he was a she, and she’d read a certain book series where gods were real and monsters ran wild.

    It was a fun read.

    Living it? Not so much. Especially as the villain.

    No problem, though. Luke had a plan: don’t act like book!Luke. Free will, right? Easy.

    …Except Fate, when it’s an actual entity, doesn’t like being ignored.

    (Note: Roman gods ≠ Greek gods.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413,374
    Chapters:
    72/?
    Collections:
    25
    Comments:
    5,886
    Kudos:
    6,265
    Bookmarks:
    1,935
    Hits:
    302,500
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    Ace thinks Yuu is a beta.

    Yuu, an outsider from another world who has never once heard the term before, strongly disagrees.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,956
    Chapters:
    55/55
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    1,681
    Kudos:
    3,355
    Bookmarks:
    683
    Hits:
    96,838
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    HP/Silmarillion Crossover. Nothing says retirement like ending up as an elf in Valinor. The entire House of Finwë is determined to welcome their long lost family member, despite his best efforts to stay away. But once a Fëanorion always a Fëanorion, and if you say a lie long enough, does it become the truth?

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    English
    Words:
    300,123
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Collections:
    19
    Comments:
    4,890
    Kudos:
    3,486
    Bookmarks:
    1,454
    Hits:
    227,318
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    Instead of finding an unnerving and power-hungry boy at Wool’s, Dumbledore finds an unnerving and treasure-starved dragon in the shape of a boy.

    Septimus Weasley also has a funny little brother.

    Several outsider POVs to Liyue’s most insufferable couple navigating the wizarding world.

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    English
    Words:
    27,754
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    610
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    8,592
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    A ROOT Agent dies young. Something else wakes up in its place within the burial pit.

    That Something then proceeds to flutter on in like a butterfly with no awareness as to how strong its wing-flaps are.

    Shisui cheers her on as the rest of Konoha trip on their ankles.

    “This is my cousin, Itachi. And this is his little brother, Sasuke. He's about your age!”

    She reaches out to hook a hand in Shisui's pant leg and blinks at the child from the sandbox, now identified as Sasuke. He blinks back.

    “Shisui, I - “

    “Shh! They're bonding! It's fine.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,769
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    418
    Bookmarks:
    158
    Hits:
    2,101
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    It was on the very first day of school that Uchiha Sasuke met the person who would alter the course of his life forevermore. It came in the form of a pink-haired girl who, upon seeing him, grabbed his hand, sat him down, and told him very seriously: “Together, you and I are going to save the world.”

    --

    Or, Haruno Sakura is absolutely, positively nailing this isekai thing. Fixing all the problems in Naruto just requires... a creative touch, shall we say. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), no one else knows what the hell she's doing.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,579
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    1,336
    Bookmarks:
    457
    Hits:
    6,750
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    When one wakes up from death into a universe many of us have dreamed of, truthfully Kiyo can say it was both easier and harder than she thought it would be. Born force sensitive and given to the Jedi young, her future looks bright- nothing like her nightmares which are filled with the future she knows will come to pass if she doesn’t do something drastic.

    And well, Mandalorians are pretty drastic.

    Jaster Mereel has a 700-page love letter written to his people to publish, one Kiyo will do horrible things to get her hands on. As she is subscribed to the Luke Skywalker School of Anything is Possible with the Force, that list is no small thing.

    1.Figure out what's wrong with the galaxy that she can physically fix in a detailed 50 step plan
    2.bes'bev
    3.Profit

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,240
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    21
    Comments:
    773
    Kudos:
    2,646
    Bookmarks:
    1,545
    Hits:
    69,630
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    Everyone heard about him. The brilliant Sky who'd help anyone in need before vanishing into the air. Who would perform incredible feats, and summon creatures, and plant forests of bizarre man-eating trees. The most coveted Sky.

    Harry? Just tried to live out his other-worldly pension in peace.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,493
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    20
    Comments:
    2,363
    Kudos:
    6,861
    Bookmarks:
    2,699
    Hits:
    174,805
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    He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.

    Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    144,031
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    73
    Comments:
    5,206
    Kudos:
    20,929
    Bookmarks:
    7,789
    Hits:
    653,147
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    They say the cauldron is a heavenly treasure. Service him, and you will break through any bottleneck. You just have to pay his price.

    Yue Qingyuan is desperate.

    #

    Or: Shen Jiu kills a rapist, runs away with a succubus, and lives his best life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    1,977
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    Every morning Daelyra Targaryen wakes up and chooses violence. (Figuratively, at least.)

    It might be because she’s Daemon Targaryen’s daughter. It might be because her soul is from another world. It might be because her dragon blood runs hotter than most, and that means more than she knew it could. It might be because the dragon that chose her is the most vicious of them all. It might be because she's a woman on a mission.

    So many might-be’s, but one thing is certain: she wasn’t meant to exist, and the sole fact that she does was enough to knock the world off its axis.

    Why not push the change further?

    Or: Targaryens really aren’t human and expecting them to conform to human standards rarely ends well, and sometimes an unhinged woman with an unhinged dragon is all the world needs to prevent a disaster long in the making.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,655
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    59
    Comments:
    2,596
    Kudos:
    9,040
    Bookmarks:
    4,239
    Hits:
    274,428

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