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    (20 Years Post TOA)
    FIRST SEQUENCE:

    It started with a statue, a girl, and a god.

    Look, everything was meant to be normal for Cassia Dubois until she found out her father was a god.

    Not exactly a great conversation starter.

    When Cassia is claimed at Camp Half-Blood by Apollo, she is sent off immediately on a quest to find his golden bow. Somebody has stolen Apollo's bow, and it's up to highly unqualified Cassia to locate it and bring it back within a week. Easy enough, right?

    Wrong.

    SECOND SEQUENCE:

    Drakons are looming. Of course, the gods refuse to help, so it's up to the demigods to figure out a way to bring new kids back, and keep themselves alive. However, on one particular team, issues seem to crop up like weeds. The gods have their expectations, but the kids have one goal: stay alive.

    THIRD SEQUENCE:

    Hey man, when you need the cash...

    (First and second sequences are complete, third is a WIP)

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    Olympus and Earth have been torn apart in open war between Zeus and Poseidon for nearly a decade, their feud reducing humanity to collateral damage. When Annabeth Chase, nineteen and hardened into one of Zeus’s most formidable strategists, is captured and brought before Poseidon’s court to face execution, she fears the worst. Yet death is not the gods’ preferred punishment, as an old hidden truth is revealed that Annabeth is something so rare it has become legend and so coveted it once ignited wars. A revelation that turns Annabeth from prisoner into prize.

    But Annabeth is determined. If Percy Jackson thinks this new guardianship means obedience, that his perceived ownership over her meant protection, or that his restraint meant she could trust him— he had another thing coming.

    She would kill him.

    War had taught her how.

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    “Fate doesn’t always listen, May. No matter how fast you run, no matter how clever you are. Sometimes… all you can do is be there after.”

     

    May swallowed, her eyes glistening with unshed tears. “I just… I keep thinking maybe I could’ve done something. Anything. Maybe if I…” Her voice faltered, trailing off into the quiet hum of the apartment.

     

    “I’m sure you did what you could, May,” he said, his voice firm but gentle. “Sometimes, love isn’t enough to change what’s meant to happen. But it doesn’t mean your care, your presence, your memory… doesn't mean it isn’t powerful. It is.”

     

    or; a look into Hermes's 25 years of all his thousands.

     

    from pre-canon to the end of the last olympian

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    Luke made a bargain. Now he is the mother of a god’s child, kept like a trophy in the birthplace of Olympus’ cleverest monster.

    He is not free. But he is alive.

    Even if he'd rather not be.

    Or: what happens when a god decides you are beautiful, and does not let go.

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    What happens at Camp Half-Blood when it is not summer? When there are no major quests or world-ending prophecies? When campers are living day-to-day life as messy, hormonal, traumatized, teenagers with the + of being a demigod?

    Well, those one-shots can maybe show some of it. Some of the messy, disturbing, happy, crazy, and, honestly, sometimes otherwordly moments of a demigod at Camp Half-Blood.

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    Butterfly effect is an interesting concept, the smallest of changes in history can make for wild differences in known tales. One birth at the star of the Greek pantheon and a whole mess of a chain of events start to unravel... People that existed in another version of the story aren't born, some are born different, and then all of it becomes a problem for one Percy Jackson and his 3 school friends whose world is about to be turned upside down.

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    Luke Castellan had lived once before. Back then, he was a she, and she’d read a certain book series where gods were real and monsters ran wild.

    It was a fun read.

    Living it? Not so much. Especially as the villain.

    No problem, though. Luke had a plan: don’t act like book!Luke. Free will, right? Easy.

    …Except Fate, when it’s an actual entity, doesn’t like being ignored.

    (Note: Roman gods ≠ Greek gods.)

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    There is sort of an airbrushed quality to her; a sort of divine beauty uncommon among gods and unheard of in demigods. And she is only just a girl, but there had been younger brides in ancient days, and all he can think is that she is his, already.

    His fingers twitch towards her, to take, to stake some half-baked claim. They are fate-bound, and he cannot bear the idea of leaving her to the world and the way it treats pretty girls. He understands them; Zeus and Hades and Dionysus. And he imagines something along the same lines, stowing the demigoddess away in his palace, where only he could have her.

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    The gods broke Percy and Annabeth up.
    Because apparently, love is a team sport and Poseidon and Athena hate each other.

    Nico couldn't be happier.
    Percy thinks Nico is just being “friendly.”
    He’s been trying to tell Percy for centuries (or at least since breakfast).

    ps: don't kill me, this is my first ever fic, so chill :-)

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    Olympus, for once in forever, was baffled, sacred items? Missing. Gods could not touch other’s sacred items, and mortals would die at the slightest touch.

    The Master Bolt, Poseidon’s Trident, Ares Spear, Athena’s helmet, Hades’ Helm, Aphrodite's shield, and Hephaestus’ newest creation, all missing.

    The Olympians were confused, and albeit grudgingly impressed by whatever dared to steal from them. They had had a meeting, and went off to try and find their items.

    Meanwhile, down in the mortal realm, eight godlings laughed together, playing with the items.

    or, demigods die and get a second chance. they use it to become chaos gremlins.

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    A Powerful Being sees Jason being a sad boy and sends him to a world where the gods can't have kids.

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    Percy Jackson is the Hero of Olympus. The perfect hero. The perfect son.
    Everybody believes he had a perfect childhood with a perfect family with a perfect life. They all believe he had it better, that he was blessed with the perfect life.
    What happens when people slowly find out about the tragic truth of their "Perfect" Hero?

    And happens when an old foe to the Gods comes back for revenge?

    Find out in "The "Perfect" Hero"!

    ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN (One belongs to me).

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    “You will see the adventures of Perseus Jackson. The challenges and trials of the demigods. You will listen, and hear the effects that your actions, or lack thereof, have on your children. Unfortunately, Perseus we must inform you of a negative effect. It is unavoidable. You will experience everything as if you were there. Injuries, emotions and environmental surroundings.”

    aka
    another cliche badly written characters read the books.

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    After Thalia Grace is turned into a tree, Camp Half-Blood calls it a miracle.

    Luke Castellan and Annabeth Chase do not.

    As they adjust to a life without her, unanswered questions, half-truths, and divine silence begin to shape something darker. Something (or someone) that will not stay quiet forever.

    C1 — aftermath
    C2 — flashbacks
    C3 — adjustment
    C4 — post-TTC

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    Percy Jackson is just a normal troubled kid. But is he really? When Percy ditches Grover at the bus station ready to see his mother and get away from Grover’s weird muttering he comes home to his stepdad luckily out probably with some drunk yard friends. But something’s off. What will happened? Will Percy be ok? Who’s this cool blonde guy? And do the tags give away most of the story? All of those have the possibility of an answer. Read and find out.

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    She’s a demigod who’s spent ten years dodging monsters and camp drama—no big deal. Now she’s back at Wayne Manor, trying to figure out how to be Bruce Wayne’s long lost daughter without turning the Batcave into a disaster zone. Juggling family secrets, ancient oaths, and a legacy that’s way too complicated, she’s ready to prove that saving the world (and surviving family dinners) is all in a day’s work—preferably with coffee, sarcasm, and maybe a few explosions.

    OR where Marley Reed was once called Marlene Wayne and is one her way home after a decade of war to join a different battle: family time. She was coming home for the first time since running away after her brother's death, this time with extra luggage called trauma. She was ready to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss her way through avoiding the truth of where she’s been. Too bad the Gotham vigilantes aren’t buying it. They really just want to help, but it’s too complicated to tell them. Until it gets more complex, and the only way to make it out is to tell them.

    Holy Hades, she needs a break.

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    Reaction to Villains of olympus by Magical_Devil_Alex hehehe i love this fic

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    “Mom, Mom, please!” Bella gasped. She could feel her throat tightening with panic. “I don’t want to die mom, please help me!”

    She didn’t even know who she was praying to. The road started to blur in her vision as she reached the intersection by the police station. Bella hadn’t even realized that she was trying to get to Charlie. Oh gods- Charlie. She couldn’t lead them to him.

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    Jason Grace: Local amnestic demi-god withh a feral side, fear of leadership and son of Jupiter, Ruler of Olympus

    Piper McLean: Klepto rich girl with charmspeak, an all-seeing dagger and daughter of the Primordial Eros, Love himself

    Leo Valdez: Elf engineer with fire powers and son of Prometheus, the Creator of Humanity

    Mara Muhammad: Feral crow goth kid with a missing brother and child of Nyx, the Night herself

    These kids would have to band together to save Hera, the missing Queen of Olympus and become apart of the Prophecy of Eight

    Or

    Heroes of Olympus rewrite go burruruurubd

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    Tim had never been a “normal” child. He had been virtually alone since the time he had turned 3 years old; his parents never stayed at Drake Manor for more than a week at a time, he didn’t go to school, and he didn’t need (have) friends.

    That was all because Tim was weird. Not the normal kind of weird, like ADHD or dyslexia, (though Tim was that, too) but, like… saw something in the corn weird. Appalachian cryptid weird. Dogs barking, leaves rustling, rusty weathervane creaking weird.

    He was that kind of weird because he had seen things he couldn’t explain, and due to being the inquisitive person that he is, had done his very best to explain them.

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    Tim Drake is a demigod; a Son of Athena, to be exact. He manages on his own for a surprisingly long time, but sooner or later he gets pulled into the world of Camp Half-Blood. And, sooner or later, he gets pulled into the world of Batman & Robin, too. Tim's life entirely transforms, and he's left wondering what he did to deserve it. How long can he navigate these two worlds, with so much pressure on his shoulders to set both of them right? And what if his definition of "set right" is different from Percy Jackson's?

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