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    Mike Wheeler is thirty years old, three years married, and incredibly unhappy. After an unexpected AOL Instant Messenger group chat with the Party, Mike reconnects with Will after several years and realizes that maybe his life doesn't have to be so bad.

    Or: A 2000s epistolary fic in which Mike falls in love with his childhood best friend and cheats on his wife.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Freshman year. Mike, Will, and Lucas are ready for a clean slate. No more high school nerd status.

    But back in their triple dorm room after their very first campus party, Mike can’t sleep. He never noticed the tiny noises Will makes in his sleep. So, he steps closer. Just looking.

    He does it once. Then twice. Then every single night.

    Until Lucas catches him, and Mike panics.

    It doesn’t help that the thriller Mike is writing feels less like fiction every night.

    But is it still "just looking" if you jerk off watching your best friend sleep?

    ———
    (Yes, smut starts right in Chapter 1. No, Mike is not okay—he’s slightly obsessive, and borderline unhinged.)

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    11 Aug 2026

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    SHOW ME.

    Will looks up from the notepad, eyes wide and blown. “Show you?”

    Mike nods, small but undeniably firm. Dead fucking serious.

    “Mike, you—” Will takes a quick breath to try to recalibrate his false confidence. His voice drops, feathery and intentional. “You want me to show you what a guy’s mouth feels like?”

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    Mike takes a 7-day vow of silence to win a bet. Will does everything in his power to make him break it.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Will walks towards the table with two quick strides, resting his hip there as he grabs one wooden stake and holds it in his hand. “I’ll keep a stake to your heart. If you lose control I’ll kill you right here.” 

    “You trust me that much?” Mike raises a brow.

    “I trust myself enough to stab you if you lose yourself.” 

    [...]

    “Are you sure?” Mike asks, stepping in front of Will to close the distance. “You’re offering your blood to me.”

    Or: Will, the vampire Slayer, notices Mike has been starving himself for too long. What happens when he decides to offer his blood to the vampire? Is it the first of a series of bad decisions? Probably. But the pleasure, oh sweet pleasure, is all worth it.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Known to dominate at the podium, Mike expects his last year on the Boston College debate team to be simple. That is until their biggest rival team gets a disarming new member that both sweeps him off his feet and knocks him down a peg. Mike isn’t sure if he wants to kiss him or kill him. Probably both.

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    15 Jun 2026