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  2. Summary

    This is a Kink-tober collection of standalone stories featuring characters from the Call of Duty franchise.

    If you want more COD fics, stop by my profile! I'm also working on a 28 chapter Price manifesto called "Gunslinger" if you're interested in a more complicated piece of Price Spice. Still kinky and raunchy in that story, too, though. Sorry not sorry. <3

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  4. Summary

    Well, well, well... Another Kinktober is upon us. Here's a list of my upcoming titles and their summaries. Hope you can find something you like this spooky season!

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    A newly blooded Yautja, Ahto’nak finds himself stranded on a deadly planet, cut off from all communication with his clan. Destined to be mated and restore his disgraced bloodline, Ahto is forced to join forces with a human to return to Yautja Prime.

    A strange fascination grows between the pair during their isolation, one he refuses to leave behind.

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yautja human fated mates omg its so good i could cry (16)

  2. Rec 1

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    In an alternate universe, Shane struggles with his feelings towards you and believes he is too late to express any love for you other than what his job strictly entails as your private security. Recognizing that you love Simon doesn't stop him from pretending that you could be his in stolen moments. After an encounter where he needs to defend and protect you it becomes harder to avoid those feelings. Simon, ever the observant man notices his struggle.

    What Shane doesn't realize is that Simon trusts him as much as you do. Taking the opportunity to bring Shane into the fold, Sweetheart gifts Shane a present for his birthday and discusses their future together.

    Or Shane gets the best birthday present he thought he never deserved.

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    03 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OMGG!!! A GIFT!! And its the hottest fucking smut on the goddamn planet <3 <3 <3

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    Garrett Cole Walker, a Paramilitary Operations Officer with the Ground Branch (CIA) and an active member of Task Force 141 since early 2020, is spending New Year’s Eve alone. Having lived through the events in Las Almas with his teammates, Garrett refuses to answer questions about his favourite masked man, Simon “Ghost” Riley.

    A chance encounter on New Year’s Eve leads to a night of passion that causes him to make some questionable choices.
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    This story is set between the campaigns of MW2 (2022) and MW3 (2023) and is told from the perspective of my OC, Garrett Cole Walker, callsign Bear.

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    01 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YES!! I'm so excited about this one.

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    A collection of drabbles—some interconnected, others standalone.

    Additional characters, pairings, and tags will be included as needed.

    Each chapter will have its own content warnings in the author's notes. I might yap a little in there, too.

    Below, the latest five drabbles.


    27. Why are you on Tinder? (141)
    28. Preferences
    29. Simon only needs a kiss
    30. Simon watches you pee
    31. Simon and his Italian Girlfriend

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the absolute best <3 <3 <3

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    "You're kind. That's a rare quality to have in this world. And it's the best thing about you."
    The words that were once meant as a compliment now remind you every day that you are not fit for this world.
    This world preys on the weak. The kind.
    It's a miracle you've made it this far. 

    "Stay on the move. Avoid crowds. Boil and filter every drop of water. Pack light. Never eat a white mushroom." 

    A survivor crosses paths with a silent man in the ruins of the world. She wasn’t looking for company, but having someone to travel with can’t hurt, right? Besides, they’re heading in the same direction, and it’s only temporary.

    But something about the man haunts our protagonist. What kind of hell did he crawl out of? What is his damage?
    And why won't he speak?

     

    (Boots playlist)

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    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Incredible in every possible way. Sneaky cute Fallout and Supernatural crossover elements, VERY well-written OC minor characters. Amazing smut. Read this right now. Like, right fucking now.