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The day starts as normal as any other morning, but it quickly turns into a disaster.
(or a newly formed team 7 manages to all have an awful day at the same time and it changes everything.
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- Part 56 of Naruto Fics
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The boy stares at him, his eyes unfocused. He seems to struggle to take in a breath, a wheezing leaving him as he just barely manages to force out a reply. "Are you real?"
Obito almost frowns at the question, concern racing through him. It's not like he couldn't tell the boy was in a rough way, but his voice sounded wretched. "Of course I'm real," Obito finally replies, not losing his smile. "Are you?
This causes the boy to blink slowly, his eyes finally focusing fully on Obito's grinning visage. "I don't know," the boy replies after a moment. "I think it would hurt less if I wasn't."
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- Part 55 of Naruto Fics
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look me in my eyes, tell me everything's not fine by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Apr 2022
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He tosses and turns in his bed while his thoughts run away from him, lifeless faces twisted in surprise and desperation as he methodically sent them back to the flames.
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- Part 2 of Death Rites AU
- Part 54 of Naruto Fics
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cradle your head in your hands, and breathe by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
Fandoms: Naruto
29 Apr 2022
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They need to be burned, Sasuke thought, his mind wandering. Their eyes need to be burned.
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- Part 15 of Bad Things Happen Bingo Fic
- Part 53 of Naruto Fics
- Part 1 of Death Rites AU
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They’re only a few miles from Konoha’s gates and Kakashi is fast. He’ll get his students safely tucked away within their walls before beelining it to the hokage’s office and informing the Sandaime what exactly he has observed. He can sense the kunoichi following them at a slower pace, heading right for the village, so he speeds up and ignores his students’ shouted questions.
Safety first, confusion later.
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- Part 52 of Naruto Fics
- Part 24 of Naruto Time Travel AUs
- Part 14 of Bad Things Happen Bingo Fic
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Could be completed, don’t know. A canon au where orochimaru turns himself in on jiraiyas advice and it creates a chain reaction. Sasuke never leaves because he falls in love with Naruto. Realizing he feels trapped, he leaves the village later than in canon and without orochimaru there to train him.
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kishikaisei; revival from the brink of death, recovering from a hopeless situation, revitalization
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Bad Things Happen Bingo Fics
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grimdark canon divergence au where the Uchiha are superstitious and believe that their souls reside in their eyes.
that means that when sasuke is the only uchiha to survive the massacre, he has to take the responsibility of removing and burning his relative's eyes.
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the courtship of ilya rozanov by cherrylilies (cherrydialectic)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.
Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.
Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.
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Mr. Answer Man by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Apr 2026
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In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he never expected. And giving Shane Hollander what he needs in that moment will change everything.
Author's notes: I’m autistic and see a lot of myself in Shane Hollander. So I thought, in this situation, what if he did exactly what I did the first time I hooked up with someone and didn’t know what the protocol was after it was over, what the next steps were, how to be like everyone else in a moment that felt amazing and confusing at the same time. What if he just asked?
Canon divergent from the first hookup seen in HR s01ep01. Some things are from the show - aged up Marleau and Hunter, mainly - but the timeline is a mix of both. (Notably, they don't wait *two years*, they stick to the book timeline. IYKYK.) Some tags are for later chapters. I post a few times a week, and think it'll be about 30 chapters total but I'll update the total count if that changes. Please comment if you feel I'm missing any tags!
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Shane sees an Instagram Reel on JJ's phone of Ilya and his women in every city. It sends him into a spiral that only Ilya can get him out of.
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A tiny bit AU where Tuna Melt Day doesn't end in a disaster and things go a little differently from there.
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“I want. I fucking want. Please don’t stop.” Shane begged, brushing a hand up the back of Ilya’s head. He caught hold of Ilya’s curls and tugged softly. Ilya moaned. “I just need…”
“Tell me, baby. Let me give you what you need.” The words were laced with Ilya’s plea. “Let me take care of my baby. Tell me.”
“Can I have the control now? Let me own you tonight the way you own me.”
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- Part 10 of Stolen Moments
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Bookmarked by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
13 Feb 2026
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42 Shane leave Montreal they duck
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Unknown Number
Its been 24 hours you can stop nowRose
Who’s this ??
Stop what ??Unknown Number
Holding him hostage~
Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.
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When practice is done and he’s showered, he checks his phone.
The 16 messages from Lily are expected with Ilya traveling to Detroit this week. Ilya has a strong but unsupported hatred of Detroit. The ‘vibes are bad Shane’ was the last claim Shane had heard and he is prepared to read even less substantiated claims.
He’s unprepared to see a group chat he’s been added to.
Shane is only a part of a few group chats. One that Rose put together with a bunch of her not out queer friends that he keeps muted but likes to scroll through every once in a while (they have good memes). The group chat with the whole team he only keeps up with for Captain Reasons but keeps it muted too. The one with both of his parents that his mom uses more often than her single thread with him cause ‘Your Dad deserves to be in the loop too’. And finally the one with Jackie and Hayden which is mostly him and Jackie bullying Hayden and Hayden being increasingly frustrated with their antics.
This is not even close to those
OTTAWA WAGSor Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat and maybe learns something about himself along the way
Previously: Shane Hollander and the Magic of Friendship- Language:
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Bookmarked by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
27 Mar 2026
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7 this is so good omg pleeeeaasseee