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    "You two love her, and that's better than some kids get. Mom, or not." She pauses, "I mean, in case you're asking a deeper question here. You two are the best parents I think she can have. Paternal, maternal, fricking fraternal."

    "Thank you, Jackie."

    She dips her head, then reaches across the counter to tug the nipple into the cap. Shane grabs the bottle and sets it in the microwave. "Did you ever feel like it goes away tomorrow? Like you worked so hard, and fell so deep, then the lamp looks weird, and it'll all vanish?"

    Shane's back is facing Jackie, so he can't see her expression. But she laughs once, and brushes their shoulders as they both watch the microwave spin. "Hayden and I weren't like you guys. My version of working hard and falling deep is completely different. Like Ilya said, different doesn't mean bad, just unique. You guys have spent so much time…and time is something you really can't waste, you know? Even if you both wake up tomorrow, and this is all a dream. I mean, the dream would be enough to take me back to sleep."

    Or, Shane and Ilya introduce the Pikes to their own baby, Irina.

    (Heed the eventual smut tag :)

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    “The twins are having some big feelings about being disappointed,” Jackie explained. “We tried to get tickets for Taylor Swift in Toronto next year. But Ticketmaster was… Ticketmaster.”

    “Ah,” Shane said, wincing in immediate sympathy. “Bummer. Aren’t there resale ones, though?”

    Hayden dropped onto the opposite end of the sectional with a beer in hand and snorted.
    “Yeah, for like, the price of a small car. I am not paying that much for a concert.”

    “Why not?” Ilya drawled, turning his head toward Hayden. “You do not have money for resale?”

    Hayden didn’t even look at him. “I have money. I just also have sense.”

    “Ah.” Ilya nodded thoughtfully. “So Montreal paid you so little you must budget carefully. Makes sense. Fifteenth best player on team, yes?”

    “Hey,” Shane said. “Maybe don’t start a fist fight in our living room.”

    Ilya looked up at him, entirely unrepentant.

    “I am helping,” he said. “He says he cannot afford tickets. I am investigating.”

    Hayden scoffed. “You wanna help? You buy them, then.”

    “Okay.” Ilya reached for his phone. “Done."

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    Jade was 14 years old when she knew she liked girls. She turns to her Uncles for support and gets everything she needed.

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    Montreal was a chokehold; Ilya is the fresh air.

    After the world finds out the truth about their relationship, Shane is a ghost in his own locker room, hunted by the teammates who once called him brother. He’s spent his career being the Golden Boy, the Captain—but the cost of the crown has become unbreathable.

    Ilya already gave up his throne, his career, and his glory in Boston just to be within driving distance of Shane. He’s already done the hard part. Now, as the city of Montreal turns its back on him, it’s finally Shane’s turn to choose between the game that made him a legend and the man who makes him a human.

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    We are told in The Long Game that Shane comes out to his teammates, this is how I think his coming out went.

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    With just a couple of strides, he reaches the foyer and upon arriving, the phone slides out of his hand and Shane’s not even worried about it because all of the stress from the past forty five minutes has all washed off of his back and now he’s hugging the two of them and breathing in the smell of Ruby’s lilac and wisteria body lotion.

    “Shane, what’s going on? Do I need to call the cops?” Hayden’s voice echoes through the foyer.

    “No, it’s alright, Hayd,” Shane says. “We have her.”

     

    or, Ruby doesn’t tell her dad she’s going to her uncles’ house and scares the shit out of everyone.

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    After Arthur Pike ends up in the hospital with appendicitis, Shane and Ilya come to the rescue for the Pike girls and offer to take them on a weekend trip to Toronto for Taylor Swift's Era's tour. Ilya has been a Swiftie for a long time and is excited for the opportunity to see Taylor Swift live. As Ilya and Shane are watching the girls, they learn that they do in fact want to have kids of their own someday in the future. This story follows Shane and Ilya on a weekend trip with Ruby, Jade, and Amber Pike from the drive to the venue, the hotel stay, and the concert itself.

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    Similar to Built to Break-Alternate ending, this story will be the same up to a certain point, and then switch into an alternate version. Chapter 25 is where things will begin to shift from the original.

    If you have read the original, I have gone back and added some author's notes at the end of the chapters with some thoughts and insights you might enjoy, instead of rereading the whole thing... though I find that rereading it sometimes hits different when you know the ending will change.

    Spoiler alert: Ilya will die.
    Double spoiler alert: There will be a happy ending and a reunion, because I am not a psychopath.

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    They've been together for years at this point, still nobody knows. Almost nobody.
    At the Pike residence they get to be Uncle Shane and Uncle Ilya. They get to love out in the open.
    And the mini Pikes love them.
    However, the kids don't fully understand that Uncle Ilya is a secret.

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    What one gets up to in a hotel room is between that person, their partner(s), and the four walls around them. The Hotel Manager at Carpe Diem - Seattle does not agree with that statement.

    After a video leaks on Twitter of Hayden Pike and Maggie Rozanov in a very-serious, very-alarming, and very, very out-of-context situation, quick decisions have to be made.

    Hayden's reputation is crashing and burning, Maggie and Jackie are made out to be victims, and the Pike children just want to got the beach, goddamnit.

    Or

    A hotel manager, on the cusp of going to prison for voyeurism and illegal eavesdropping, releases every grimy video in his collection. In early 2025, the NHL's annual All Stars is held in Seattle. Hayden and Maggie film a salacious, Con Non-Con video in his hotel room for their partner, Jackie. The hotel manager, using his own hidden camera, edits his video to make this interaction look much more non-con.

    The Pike family deals with the fall out.

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    "I told team I'm getting married."

    "You did? Wait, did you tell them who you're getting married to? Did you invite them? Do they hate you now? Are you okay? Were they mean? Oh god, where ar-"

    "Shane. Relax. Я им о тебе не Рассказывал."
    (I didn't tell them about you)

    "Oh. Good."

    "Shane, I'll send invites today. Don't worry."

    "Alright." Shane took a deep breath. That's good. "я тебя люблю." (I love you)

    Ilya smiled. "я тоже тебя люблю." (I love you too) Then he hung up.

     

    or: Shane and Ilya are getting married, but they haven't been outed (they won't be in this) and decide to come out in a very 'Ilya' way.

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    After seeing their Uncle Shane crying, Ruby and Jade Pike spend their daily 30 minutes of iPad time assembling a squad of Hockey Uncles to protect their Uncle Shane from the Bad Guys.

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    MyShayden
    Shane and Rozanov just don’t make sense. Besides, Rozanov isn’t gay.

    holla_nov24
    and Hayden is?? bro has a whole ass wife and kids

    haydenov126
    you’re both wrong. haydenov is the superior ship.


    What the fuck was a haydenov anyway? Wait, if hollanov was combining Shane and Rozanov’s names, then…

    No. No way in hell. Him and Rozanov?! Hayden felt bile rise in his throat at the mere thought.

    He poised his fingers to deny, then paused. Shane would absolutely hate all this speculation about his private life from strangers online. He needed to pull the focus off hollanov, and redirect it elsewhere, even if it meant agreeing to the worst thing ever. Begrudgingly, he replied to the comment thread:

    Turnpike35
    I think haydenov makes the most sense.


    Or: A few months after finding out about Shane and Ilya, Hayden Pike stumbles across an internet post claiming evidence for hollanov. In a desperate attempt to keep Shane’s secret, he begins advocating for haydenov, but things spiral quickly out of control.

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    —Te soltaré cuando lleguemos a la isla. —Lo sujeta de un hombro y lo obliga a empezar a caminar hacia la salida del callejón, sin relajar el agarre sobre él—. Y una vez estemos en Thompson, vas a hablar muy bien de mí a quien sea que mande allí. A decirle que gracias a mí conseguiste llegar sano y salvo a casa. Y que, como te sientes en deuda conmigo, te gustaría que me permitiera vivir allí.
    —Yo ya estaba llegando sano y salvo a casa —gruñe Cliff, molesto—. Hasta que tú me atacaste por la espalda. 
    —Si no quieres que te ataquen por la espalda, no vayas por ahí pregonando a los cuatro vientos quién eres, señor Mano derecha del Jefe.
    Cliff suelta una risa seca y cortante. 
    —Estás mal del tarro si piensas que no diré nada. Prefiero que mueras aquí fuera antes de dejarte entrar allí. 
    Shane tensa la mandíbula, negándose a que Cliff vea cuánto lo aterroriza la sentencia. 
    —Si sigues con esa actitud, entonces tú morirás aquí conmigo —replica, esforzándose por sonar tranquilo.
    Cliff lo mira por encima de uno de sus hombros. Sus ojos se entrecierran sobre él. 
    —Está bien —dice por fin, después de parecer pensarlo—. Lo haremos como tú dices. Pero el Capitán te comerá vivo cuando sepa la verdad. 

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    Shane and Ilya always knew deep down they wanted kids of their own. But after a beach day with the Pike kids, they started thinking about turning their dream into a reality.

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    What if Jackie Pike's parents got a 16 yo exchange student, and she is very mean to Ilya Rozanov?

    A story about found family.

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    Ilya Rozanov is having trouble sleeping, nothing seems to help anymore, scrolling through TikTok sends him on a discovery when he finds a man monotonously talking quietly and about very boring things that he can’t stop watching, his big beautiful hands and quiet voice hypnotize him and he can finally feel himself relax enough to sleep. The videos intrigue him but also wow how can anyone be so boring (and interesting at the same time) 🙄

    Ilya is hooked on Shane Haruto Hollander's ASMR channel Shh ASMR. How soon will he realize the channel belongs to his biggest rival on the ice, the man that gets under his skin is the same man who finally helps him sleep again at night.

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    “My niece…” He swallows and looks down at Shane. Shane takes his hand and squeezes it.

    “Her mother, ah, caught her with another girl.” Shane’s eyes bug out. He knows what this means. He knows what Ilya’s family is like.

    “Is she…”

    “Sveta has her. They take the next train out to Kazakhstan. Then we figure out visa and Canada.”

    Or: Ilya’s niece is caught kissing a girl and has to run to Canada.

    Ilya and Shane have to learn to be parents and Arina finds out maybe some things (like gender and sexuality) aren’t so set in stone.

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    AU - Canon Divergence
    In the weeks after a bus crash threatens to destroy the Centaurs, the team is showing signs of recovery.
    All except their beloved rookie, Ilya Rozanov, who has still to fully regain consciousness.
    His absence has left a gap which they are struggling to fill, even after calling up the best players in their farm team.
    Montreal is one of the teams who suddenly feel the need to trade one of their own, no questions asked…
    Enter Shane Hollander, bruised, disillusioned and angry.
    AU where Ilya and Shane attend World Juniors in Regina but do not actually meet. Ilya still goes first in the draft to Ottawa instead of Boston.

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    Ilya and Shane have been married for four years, the Ottawa centaurs are projected to win the Stanley cup for the third year in a row, the foundation is doing good, and they happily play the part of “best and most fun Uncles” to the small, but steadily growing, group of baby centaurs. Now, Shane and Ilya face a new heartbreaking challenge - trying to become parents themselves.

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