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    After Shane Hollander's sudden trade to the Ottawa Centaurs three years into their careers, Ilya Rozanov can't help his curiosity, or his impulse.

    With no one else truly on his level, and desperate to know what happened to his greatest rival, Ilya joins the Centaurs only to find that something is truly wrong with Shane Hollander.

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    Traded mid-season, Shane Hollander is fighting to keep it together. His secret was discovered and nearly made public, but that didn't stop the backlash. The backlash the never ended, a constant reminder of why he kept the secret.

    Then, Ilya Rozanov barges into his life, into his new safe space, and Rozanov had come to remind Shane who the fuck he is and what he deserves.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    286
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    96
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    The Centaurs are kind, good people; on some level, Shane does know this.
    But he feels as if he’s been trying to play hockey without skates, his feet slipping out from under him as he fights to gain an inch of ground. He watches everyone else glide and coast like it takes no effort at all, while he clutches the boards, hesitant and plagued with uncertainty. He can’t gain purchase enough on the ice to catch up to them.

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    5 times Shane Hollander starts to find his footing with the Centaurs + 1 time he doesn't question it

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    2/6
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    212
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    70
    Hits:
    2,826
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    a mysterious shrine to the hockey god himself, shane hollander, rules the ottawa centaurs' locker room, but no one is quite sure why

    ft. a confused shane hollander, the centaurs team ensemble, and harris's dwindling patience

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    English
    Words:
    553
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    747
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    Over the summer, Cliff Marlow made the decision to leave the team he won a Cup with, his hometown, and the only place he'd ever known to move to a different country, a terrible team, and basically the middle of nowhere.

    And so far, he hasn't regretted it for a single second.

    Or: a continuation of i know the sound of your heart showing moments from Cliff and Ilya's first season with the centaurs, a couple of shocking revelations (though they really shouldn't have been), and, of course, Cliff Marlow being the most loyal friend anyone could ask for.

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    English
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    2,250
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    498
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    The Ottawa Centaurs newest rookie, Marc LaPointe, accidentally started a war in the team group chat... over a TV show from the early 2000s. It doesn't help that he, along with the other young players, have not seen this particular show. Now they all have to sit back and watch a group of grown men queen out over some girl named Brooke and Peyton and this guy Lucas who seems like a total loser.

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    English
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    2,263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    817
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    What happens when intimacy is turned into a spectacle?

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander believed the greatest challenge to their relationship was the distance between them and their mutual expectations, but they were wrong. Trapped in a cinema that defies all logic, they find themselves forced to watch their own history—a television series based on their lives—projected before an impossible audience: family, loved ones, friends, bosses, coworkers, and total strangers.

    However, this is not the version everyone knows. It is an expanded, raw, and brutally honest cut, constructed from unaired scenes, internal monologues, and hour-long intermissions that only serve to unleash chaos among the spectators.

    In this theater, the cinema cease to be entertainment and becomes a legal proceeding. The theater is a courtroom, their friends act as attorneys, their coaches as judges, and the audience—now a jury—scrutinizes every frame. With the projector as the only evidence, what is on trial is their love: a bond that does not seek to deliver a verdict or point fingers at the guilty or innocent, but rather to set a precedent that will change the world of hockey forever.

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    20,558
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    1,759
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    Bood:
    Have you looked through our schedule yet?

    Rozanov:
    Shane is dissecting it now
    I know better than to interrupt calendar time
    Or I won’t get my reward

    Bood:
    Not touching that
    Look at our first road day off

    Rozanov:
    Are we going to be stuck in Winnipeg for three days again?
    I will sue

    Hollander:
    Oh God

    Rozanov:
    What???

    Bood:
    We have a day and a half off in Las Vegas
    On Halloween
    Y’all are sorting out the bail funds right? With all that endorsement money

    Hollander:
    Maybe it won’t be that bad?
    Our guys party a lot less than the rest of the league

    Rozanov:
    You have met Bergy and Young, yes?

    Bood:
    Don’t forget Pointy
    And Dillon
    Honestly Haasy could be a wild card too
    Rozanov:
    Do not worry Shane
    Will be good practice for having kids, yes?
    Drunk hockey players are just large toddlers

    Hollander:
    It’s going to be a nightmare

    Bood:
    Lmao yep we’re so cooked 😂

    ______

    OR

    The Centaurs have a night off in Las Vegas on Halloween. It goes about as well as one would expect. Told through group chats and social media posts

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    1/1
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    97
    Hits:
    4,905
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    [A mixed media texting fic]

    Сегодня 20:51
    Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.

    Shane changed the chat name to Centaur Rookies
    Hayden changed the chat name to Shane Yawn-lander
    Wyatt changed the chat name to Shane the Snore and Those He Bores
    JJ changed the chat name to Ron-pshi, Ron-pshi

    Cliff Marlow: hey roz

    Ilya Rozanov left the chat.

    Language:
    English
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    27,483
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    508
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    8,694
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    Since they have a few new members, Coach Wiebe decided it was a good idea to do a team-bounding activity. Also, he needed proof on which of his baby boys were in desperate need of therapy, and tricking them was the only way.

    In insight, group therapy would be needed after tonight.

     

    Or, the Centaurs do the Adverse Childhood Experiences test, both because the League requires it in wake of a recent rookie scandal, and because it's the kind of things that Wiebe likes to make them do. Ilya's participation is...enlightening...in every worst ways possible.

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    Chapters:
    20/35
    Comments:
    867
    Kudos:
    689
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    22,276
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    Shane is in his first season with the Centaurs—new team, new dynamics, new pressure. On the ice, he’s learning to read his teammates in real games, adapt to a new locker room, new coaches, and new rhythms. Off the ice, he’s navigating his third month of marriage to Ilya. Two unfamiliar worlds, one life. He’s trying to fit into both.

    Ilya has everything he ever dreamed of: a top-tier team, a soaring career, and a husband he loves—public, proud, perfect for everyone to see. He should be happy. So why doesn’t he feel happy? The pieces are all there. But his brain—stupid, broken, stubborn—keeps whispering otherwise.

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    Chapters:
    4/20
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,223
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    The first thing that happens is that Shane Hollander doesn't go and visit Boston Lily while they're in town for their game against Boston.

    The second thing that happens is that Shane Hollander goes to meet up with Boston Lily after they play against New York.

    The third thing that happens is that Ilya Rozanov goes missing.

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    English
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    23,690
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    451
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    7,344
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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
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    6,811
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    17,902
    Bookmarks:
    3,678
    Hits:
    340,583
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    A Wyatt Hayes POV of Shane’s first year with the Ottawa Centaurs feat. the Centaurs realizing the rivalry is still real, Shane’s no PDA rule, workplace ‘professionalism’, an unreasonable amount of Tim Horton’s discussion, and Montreal getting their ass kicked as they deserve.

    Mostly book canon with a little bit of show canon interspersed. Tags are updated as the story evolves.

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    Chapters:
    14/18
    Collections:
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    913
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    3,177
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    918
    Hits:
    88,246
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    Ottawa Centaurs
    @OttawaCentaurs

    Our ten best mic'd up moments of the 2021 and 2022 season is now up on YouTube. Hope you all enjoy the chaos that comes with the Cens being Mic'd up.

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    What the Centaurs say while Mic'd up on the ice.

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    5/5
    Comments:
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    6,101
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    Ilya Rozanov: Anyway, Jane, small tiny favour I have to ask you.
    Ilya Rozanov: Will you go on a date with me?
    Jane Johnson: I thought we established that I’m a lesbian. And you’re sleeping with and in love with a man
    Ilya Rozanov: Yes but my team thinks I am sleeping with and in love with a woman.
    Jane Johnson: So what, you want to pretend to date me til you and Shane are ready to come out?? When will that even be???
    _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    Or: Ilya accidentally reveals to the Centaurs that his 'Jane' is an athlete, and they come to the conclusion that she's PWHL player Jane Johnson.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3,054
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    Luca Haas has spent his whole life chasing the NHL. When he finally makes the Ottawa Centaurs roster, he ends up living with the team’s captain (and his childhood idol) Ilya Rozanov. Luca plans to keep his head down, stay out of the way, and prove he belongs in the league.

    Unfortunately, Rozanov seems determined to make room for him anyway.

    Or: How Ilya Rozanov accidentally became a dad.

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    English
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    82,595
    Chapters:
    10/13
    Comments:
    400
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    2,445
    Bookmarks:
    764
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    54,553
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    Hayes:
    But like I said, I won’t mention anything about the slide.

    Roz:
    ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
    see this is what i mean

    Hayes:
    Wait, it wasn’t about the slide?
    What was it about then?

    Roz:
    ????
    were u not there for the bear?
    nm
    unsend
    delete
    siri help

    Or: The Ottawa Centaurs' plane crashes into the Appalachians. Everyone walks away relatively unscathed. Unfortunately for Ilya Rozanov, this means a lot of witnesses to what he has come to understand was 'not his best work.' He is running out of time to do damage control before Shane learns what his soulmate prioritises in an emergency.

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    11,587
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    283
    Kudos:
    697
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    11,175
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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

    --

    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

    Series
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    English
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    56,516
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    1,811
    Kudos:
    7,414
    Bookmarks:
    1,217
    Hits:
    127,456
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    On March 12, 2020, the MLH season is cancelled.

    The world shuts down a few days later.

    Shane and Ilya have all the time in the world to spend together, until the the league's plans interfere.

    Forced to lurch between extremes, their relationship may never be quite the same again.

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    English
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    15,159
    Chapters:
    6/22
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    4,906
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    Shane has a plan for everything and doesn’t change a thing.
    Ilya has a plan for nothing and changes everything.
    Somewhere along the way, they met in the middle, and it’s much, much better than either of them could ever have imagined.

    a.k.a Ilya decides if he’s going to be stuck, alone, in Ottawa, he’s going to stay busy so he doesn’t make a stupid, stupid decision.

    a.K.a. Shane has no idea what the hell is happening in Ottawa, and no one else does either. Not even the people in Ottawa. And it’s driving him up the wall.

    A.K.A. Ilya, at his core, is the gentlest soul Svetlana knows. Shane, at his core, is the sweetest soul Svetlana knows. She also knows they’re both idiots, which means she’s going to bang her head against a few walls until she can make the rest of the world see it too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,200
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    744

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