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Ilya; My Ilyusha by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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After the Raiders v. Metros accident, Shane comes back different.
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- Part 1 of Hockey Husbands Anonymous Collection
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- English
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- 14/14
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20 Oct 2026
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Hand in Unlovable Hand by dandelionwines
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
20 Aug 2026
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"You should blame me, kid. I put a 50 cal round through you. How can you even stand to look at my ugly fuckin' mug after that?" It's Frank's response, the way he diverts his gaze revealing the shame he feels beneath the bravado.
"Frank," Peter cuts in, trying to bring the man's attention back to him by stepping closer, "I don't buy take-out for my enemies."
That seems to curl a smile on Frank's lips—gruff, hidden, like everything else about him—before it all dissolves into a grunt. Of course, Peter is pretty sure Frank would die if he didn't grunt every five seconds.
"Fine. It better not be that cheap crap you got last time."
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or: Peter works through his issues. Mostly. Frank helps.
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- English
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- 2/2
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09 Oct 2026
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but you're a part of me by pleniluneheron for dratiniquest
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 Aug 2026
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Rocky isn't satisfied with the Eridian medical team's level of care for me. I've tried to convince him that they're doing a great job, that they're so friendly, and polite, and thorough — but they will never be enough, for him. He's always insistent that he can find more capable minds to care for me. His frustration makes him into a different person, an angrier person who screams at people for perceived slights, who refuses to listen when I insist they've done nothing wrong.
I know it's unhealthy, this obsession he has with perfecting my healthcare. I know it should upset me to see him like this.
But it doesn't.
I'm not frightened, watching him scream at the newest member of the team after they accidentally grabbed my arm too roughly and left a bruise. I'm not angry, when he insists on doubling my weekly visits to the physical therapist, despite the fact I'm not sure if I need to keep going at all. And I'm not disgusted, when I learn about the copies of my organs he's been growing in secret all this time, after my emergency lung transplant.
I feel loved. I'm loved in every way that's possible, for him.
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06 Oct 2026
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“Are you watching, K?”
A late night surprise opens up a new section of K and Ken’s relationship.
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- Part 2 of KKen
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06 Oct 2026
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this apartment's always cold by sandpapersnowman
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Blade Runner (Movies)
07 Nov 2023
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Ken moans as they kiss, breathy little things that get caught between K's lips. Ken ruts into him like a wild animal, pinning K and humping at him in failed tribadism. Even though there's no direct contact and the angle isn't great, there's still something sparking up with every hungry motion of Ken's hips.
K pulls back to talk, but Ken surges forward to make up the distance with another kiss and a whine.
K stops him with a hand flat to his chest.
"Do you want me to show you how this is supposed to work?"
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06 Oct 2026
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“Jeez, okay, fine! Yes,” he admitted, nobly and honourably and definitely not with a pout, “perhaps I’m somewhat mildly in want of entertainment right now. Sue me!”
He heard Healy huff out a low laugh, one that seeped through the phone line to skate down each notch of March’s spine.
“And you called me for that?”
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or: it’s late. it’s hot. march can’t sleep. clearly, the only logical solution is to call his business partner at one in the morning.
y’know. like buddies do.Bookmarked by crowcaptn
22 Sep 2026
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Holland March has been conned into hosting the end-of-year party for Holly’s eighth grade class. And yeah, he doesn’t want to do it, and the other parents won’t leave him alone, and there are too many people in his fucking yard.
But a certain conversation with another parent sparks a plan in March’s mind, so really, it’s not all bad. Because now he has a new objective, which he will achieve by any means necessary:
Get pregnant by one Jackson Healy.
(In other words: March wants Healy to knock him up so bad, even though it’s physically impossible, and they have insane sex about it.)
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- Part 4 of they're not that nice
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22 Sep 2026
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Holland March isn't in denial. He knows he likes men, okay? And he's fine with it, really, he is. Even if he doesn't exactly act on it that often.
But being attracted to Jackson fucking Healy? His business partner, housemate, and—let's face it—best friend, who's nearly two decades older than him? The ex-bruiser who was already kind of fat before he went and broke his leg and gained like thirty more pounds on top of it?
And what does it say about March that he wants Healy even more now?
Yeah, he thinks it's understandable to have a bit of a crisis about that.
(In other words: Holland "I didn't know I was into that" March learns several things about himself when he accepts that he wants to fuck that old man.)
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- Part 1 of they're not that nice
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- English
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- 15,341
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- 5/5
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22 Sep 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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19 Sep 2026
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you're always looking at a different beach by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Aug 2026
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Grace had joked, occasionally, that they were a liquid and I was a solid, two completely different states of matter; it was a joke because it was an exaggeration, an overstatement. In reality, Grace had bones and teeth, and I had blood and steam, but we both enjoyed the pretense that we were more different than we were. It reminded us that our new friendship was something rare, something strange and special. Grace called themself a blob and called me a hunk of granite (a great insult that I was saving to use again on Erid), or they called themself a water balloon and called me a little mountain, or themself a puddle and me a pile of rocks: and they tilted at me, the human mouth tilt they called a smile, and that tilt always made me think again, lovingly, about the enormous odds against us ever having met.
Stone and water, water and stone. That comparison, even as a joke, never failed to ring a bell deep inside of me. Because I would think about erosion, about the long slow beat of water against rock, and I would think about how the rock was always, in the end, consumed.
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17 Sep 2026
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Metamorphosis by Wickerton
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Oct 2026
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Poisoned by his very food source, Ryland Grace is on the brink of death when Rocky makes a decision that will change the trajectory of both of their lives.
Or: Ryland Grace is transformed into something new and eventually cries as his alien best friend tops him
(There is also a plot, promise)
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- English
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- 147,256
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- 29/?
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16 Sep 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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- English
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- 79,675
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- 41/41
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14 Sep 2026
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you weren't there that day for the Naming of Things by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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"Rocky did not understand human names and titles when we met. Eridian names longer, give information on Eridian's home, associations, skills." For the first time in ages, he positioned two of his arms together, forming the design that Grace thought of like a family crest, a single design bisected.
"You should teach me to read those before we get to Erid, so I can be polite." As Grace considered the linework, already picking up on some vague ideas from the shapes in Rocky's carapace, something else occurred to him. "So… I picked 'Rocky' because your outer shell looks like stone."
"And for inspirational story of athlete who defeats human system of poverty to become great champion. Eye of the tiger."
"Retroactively, yeah." Grace bent at the hips, getting to Rocky's 'eye' level. "So what'd you name me?"
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10 Sep 2026
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The engineer takes my hand. His skin runs hot. Very hot. He doesn't let go at what I would gauge as a socially-acceptable handshake time interval. Are we just holding hands in the middle of the lab-workshop space? Guess we are.
"I'm Rocky," he finally introduces himself. He has a hint of an accent, something lilting, melodic. I can't really place it.
"Rocky," I repeat, slowly. "Like the movies?"
"No," Rocky deadpans, giving me a look like I'm stupid. "Like the rocks."
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- Part 1 of There Will Be Sun
- Language:
- English
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- 75,137
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- 21/21
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08 Sep 2026
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evolution in my veins by Jothowrote
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jul 2026
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'The human probe arrived twenty earth years into Grace’s life on Erid.
As self-proclaimed ‘second contact’, the probe announced that a human delegation would be sent to Erid, and contained detailed notes and data of how they would survive in our environment. They knew nothing of what we had made for Grace, of the biodome and the xenonite suits. Instead, they had come up with their own method of adjusting to life on Erid. Of a deep, cultural exchange.
It was ingenious. It was crazy. It was human to the core of it. I was only a little jealous that we hadn’t thought of it first.'
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07 Sep 2026
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March had his palm read once, years back, by a hack psychic in a gaudy tent at some old timey carnival Holly had begged to go to. She'd taken one look at his craggy hands – two fingers bandaged at the time - and told him, in no uncertain terms, that if he didn't slow down, boy, he was gonna hurt himself. He tipped her very badly.
Suffice to say, he did not often have the appearance of a man in control of his own destiny.
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- English
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30 Aug 2026
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Holland kisses him then, a familiar smile planted against his mouth warm and lingering, and Jackson Healy doesn’t know if he's the kind of man who deserves something like this but god damn if he doesn’t need it.
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- 3/3
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30 Aug 2026
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“Me and you,” Dean blurts out. “We’re— we… ”
When Dean doesn’t finish the question, Cas gives him a long, level look, and then he says, “Not in a while.”
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27 Aug 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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- English
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- 61,320
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- 8/8
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22 Aug 2026
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could've told you my body was vacant by melommae
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
27 Apr 2026
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Driver closes his eyes, reaching for everything he’s observed and stored away about human connection — about Lars. How much of the truth is he allowed to give?
Strangely, he doesn’t feel afraid to lay out all his cards, face-up, for this. Because if Lars could find something that looked like love in a plastic doll, then surely Driver wouldn’t be much of a downgrade.
Driver and Lars play house, and learn how to be human, together.
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18 Aug 2026