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This is a dream, God put me in it by crowcaptn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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A very brief look into Ilya's thoughts on his past with religion.
or: the author's headcanon of how he deals with religion (and more so grief)
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Let's Make This Dream A Fantasy by crowcaptn
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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“Ilya—hah—we can celebrate like this later, spare them the demonstration…” Ilya doesn’t immediately move away; he takes his time as he peppers a few more kisses above Shane’s collarbone before coming back up.
Ilya gives a small smirk. Shane thinks it would be nearly impossible for him ever to look scandalized.
“Spare them? Is that what you want?” His hands are back at Shane’s waist, rucking up his jersey with purpose this time. Shane feels the warmth of his hands through his compression shirt. He holds his breath as Ilya leans in and speaks softly into his ear. “I thought we were securing our dynasty.”
Or: Shane has the dream where Ilya fucks him on the ice, again.
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but you're a part of me by pleniluneheron for dratiniquest
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 Aug 2026
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Rocky isn't satisfied with the Eridian medical team's level of care for me. I've tried to convince him that they're doing a great job, that they're so friendly, and polite, and thorough — but they will never be enough, for him. He's always insistent that he can find more capable minds to care for me. His frustration makes him into a different person, an angrier person who screams at people for perceived slights, who refuses to listen when I insist they've done nothing wrong.
I know it's unhealthy, this obsession he has with perfecting my healthcare. I know it should upset me to see him like this.
But it doesn't.
I'm not frightened, watching him scream at the newest member of the team after they accidentally grabbed my arm too roughly and left a bruise. I'm not angry, when he insists on doubling my weekly visits to the physical therapist, despite the fact I'm not sure if I need to keep going at all. And I'm not disgusted, when I learn about the copies of my organs he's been growing in secret all this time, after my emergency lung transplant.
I feel loved. I'm loved in every way that's possible, for him.
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06 Oct 2026
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“Are you watching, K?”
A late night surprise opens up a new section of K and Ken’s relationship.
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- Part 2 of KKen
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06 Oct 2026
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this apartment's always cold by sandpapersnowman
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Blade Runner (Movies)
07 Nov 2023
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Ken moans as they kiss, breathy little things that get caught between K's lips. Ken ruts into him like a wild animal, pinning K and humping at him in failed tribadism. Even though there's no direct contact and the angle isn't great, there's still something sparking up with every hungry motion of Ken's hips.
K pulls back to talk, but Ken surges forward to make up the distance with another kiss and a whine.
K stops him with a hand flat to his chest.
"Do you want me to show you how this is supposed to work?"
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06 Oct 2026
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“Jeez, okay, fine! Yes,” he admitted, nobly and honourably and definitely not with a pout, “perhaps I’m somewhat mildly in want of entertainment right now. Sue me!”
He heard Healy huff out a low laugh, one that seeped through the phone line to skate down each notch of March’s spine.
“And you called me for that?”
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or: it’s late. it’s hot. march can’t sleep. clearly, the only logical solution is to call his business partner at one in the morning.
y’know. like buddies do.Bookmarked by crowcaptn
22 Sep 2026
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Holland March has been conned into hosting the end-of-year party for Holly’s eighth grade class. And yeah, he doesn’t want to do it, and the other parents won’t leave him alone, and there are too many people in his fucking yard.
But a certain conversation with another parent sparks a plan in March’s mind, so really, it’s not all bad. Because now he has a new objective, which he will achieve by any means necessary:
Get pregnant by one Jackson Healy.
(In other words: March wants Healy to knock him up so bad, even though it’s physically impossible, and they have insane sex about it.)
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- Part 4 of they're not that nice
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22 Sep 2026