canthandlethisshit
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (7)
- Video Blogging RPF (5)
- Origins SMP (1)
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Wilbur is suspicious of the latest “Employee of the month”, Thomas Ingles. Who despite the rigid hierarchy of the Hero Tower managed to rise to the top ranks in mere months.
‘Something is up’, he thought, and that’s when Wilbur’s friends know he’s in for another tunnel vision case.
Wilbur questions things, things that frankly, most of the time he has no business in concerning himself with. And he won’t stop until he gets an answer, or that the matter becomes that literally out of his hands. (that had only happened once before)
But maybe Wilbur’s suspicions are something more than the usual paranoia and umbrageous tendencies this time.
Somewhere else Fundy is having weird dreams and stress issues, fun snippets of other secretaries working in the heroes’ building! And maybe
cracks and corruption within the system?huh? Oh! I meant angst and family feels and friendship!tune in to see if this author can actually carry out a series 💀.
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Ctommy in exile, also remaking cc!tommy’s favorite part of ctommy’s lore (it had to be when cee tommy stood on that pillar and almost—)
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a creative writing practice written with flowers and Für Elise - Reimagined by Alexander Joseph. Fresh petals and splattered colors, dried tears and wrinkled suicide notes of a greyed out fictious boy.
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Happy Lunar New Year! by canthandlethisshit for MissyColorful
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jan 2023
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Its Lunar New Year’s eve in the Origins SMP server!!
SBI is celebrating it! They invited their friends!!!
A secret santa gift for MCYTblr secret santa event
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The adventures of Tommyinnit and his bestest friend Wilbur Soot by canthandlethisshit
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2022
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Catbur goes brrrrrr parenting cat style and the baby is Tommy
this is a crimeboys fic that will probably become sbi (but still crimeboys fic)
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Tommy is crying again, Kristin got out of bed to comfort him, only for the crying to stop when she's at the door to his nursery. She checked on him anyway just to make sure, and found Wilbur, laying next to Tommy with one of his paw on the boy's stomach. Wilbur lifted his head alerted but propped it back on one of the stuffed animals around Tommy when he found only Kristin in the doorway. She backed out of the room quietly to leave the two deep in their slumber, of course, not without a cool picture to show Phil in the morning.---
in which i combine catbur and dadbur in the same fic because i am insane
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so, the news? this is a vent sorry
i just want something right now and this is the vent and im so sorry you have to read this
if you wanna chat a bit and idk cry a bit and relate to this a bit then hello- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 186
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 22
- Hits:
- 78
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Slumbering Stars by FeltLikeWritingAndHereIAm
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
31 Dec 2024
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The world ended when Han Yoojin’s brother died between his arms. Nothing will ever be the same, not even with a second chance.
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i can't let go when somethings broken by pennneminem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU
05 May 2023
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the sky is blue, the earth is round, dick and bruce fight.
tim wishes it was a little easier sometimes.
or: tims crash course in the remains of childhood, rose colored glasses, and the economics of brotherhood
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cup your hands in the riverbed by nex_et_nox for minarenny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2026
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“Qi-shimei,” Shen Qingqiu greets her. His voice isn’t that much higher than normal, but enough so that there’s a noticeable difference. She’s pretty sure Shen Qingqiu isn’t even trying to lower it back down to his normal register.
“Shen-shixiong,” Qi Qingqi says. “What—”
“Shijie,” Shen Qingqiu corrects.
Qi Qingqi blinks. “Pardon?”
“Shijie, not shixiong.”
or: Shen Qingqiu falls, quite literally, into one of Airplane's wife plots. As it's still several years before Luo Binghe's return, Shen Qingqiu continues her wandering around the jianghu in her new (temporary) body. What could possibly go wrong?
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The Last Laugh by happybeans
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
21 Dec 2025
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During the Joker's latest attack, five boys went missing. Of them, only Tim has figured out how to survive under the Joker's twisted version of "care." As escape attempts pile up, Tim realizes that his freedom hinges on Batman and Robin coming to his rescue—but even they seem unable to find him with the Joker having gone underground.
Jason knows it’s only a matter of time before Bruce realizes the mistake he's made by taking him in. Labelled as "reckless" and "emotional," his newly-discovered birth mom might be his last chance at family.
These two converging roads were always destined to meet eventually.
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just lowering your expectations by the_star_catcher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 Apr 2026
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For a long time, Tim doesn’t know his parents are dead. Maybe that makes him a bad son, for not knowing. When he reads about death, or when he watches people die in movies, their loved ones always know. There’s a gasp of pained revelation, an instinctual loss.
Tim doesn’t feel that. He wouldn’t have noticed at all, except for that he likes to keep track of the things going on in the places where his parents visit. Sometimes, it means he can ask leading questions, on their mostly-weekly phone calls, and Janet will spiral off into some tangent about these people and their lack of work ethic, and she’ll talk for minutes on end before realizing she’s still on the phone, getting bored, and then ending the call. So he keeps an alert system on his phone, for news, so they have some topics in common to talk about. It’s only luck he sees the article before anyone else does.
Series
- Part 1 of author's favorites