8 Works by canthandlethisshit
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Wilbur is suspicious of the latest “Employee of the month”, Thomas Ingles. Who despite the rigid hierarchy of the Hero Tower managed to rise to the top ranks in mere months.
‘Something is up’, he thought, and that’s when Wilbur’s friends know he’s in for another tunnel vision case.
Wilbur questions things, things that frankly, most of the time he has no business in concerning himself with. And he won’t stop until he gets an answer, or that the matter becomes that literally out of his hands. (that had only happened once before)
But maybe Wilbur’s suspicions are something more than the usual paranoia and umbrageous tendencies this time.
Somewhere else Fundy is having weird dreams and stress issues, fun snippets of other secretaries working in the heroes’ building! And maybe
cracks and corruption within the system?huh? Oh! I meant angst and family feels and friendship!tune in to see if this author can actually carry out a series 💀.
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Ctommy in exile, also remaking cc!tommy’s favorite part of ctommy’s lore (it had to be when cee tommy stood on that pillar and almost—)
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a creative writing practice written with flowers and Für Elise - Reimagined by Alexander Joseph. Fresh petals and splattered colors, dried tears and wrinkled suicide notes of a greyed out fictious boy.
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Happy Lunar New Year! by canthandlethisshit for MissyColorful
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jan 2023
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Its Lunar New Year’s eve in the Origins SMP server!!
SBI is celebrating it! They invited their friends!!!
A secret santa gift for MCYTblr secret santa event
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The adventures of Tommyinnit and his bestest friend Wilbur Soot by canthandlethisshit
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2022
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Catbur goes brrrrrr parenting cat style and the baby is Tommy
this is a crimeboys fic that will probably become sbi (but still crimeboys fic)
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Tommy is crying again, Kristin got out of bed to comfort him, only for the crying to stop when she's at the door to his nursery. She checked on him anyway just to make sure, and found Wilbur, laying next to Tommy with one of his paw on the boy's stomach. Wilbur lifted his head alerted but propped it back on one of the stuffed animals around Tommy when he found only Kristin in the doorway. She backed out of the room quietly to leave the two deep in their slumber, of course, not without a cool picture to show Phil in the morning.---
in which i combine catbur and dadbur in the same fic because i am insane
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so, the news? this is a vent sorry
i just want something right now and this is the vent and im so sorry you have to read this
if you wanna chat a bit and idk cry a bit and relate to this a bit then hello- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 186
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 22
- Hits:
- 78
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Silent Panic (Late night prayers & pleas) by canthandlethisshit
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
17 Apr 2022
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Tommy wakes up feverish and panicking, alone. Mans freaked out and that’s the fic
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So I got my finals next week and I am very sad rn so it’s c!Tommy’s problem now
also its currently like 4 am and tmr is Monday (school) and my school day just got extended to 10 hours so wop
enjoy the shit show that is my word vomit
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just thinking about c!tommy with butterfly clips
and long-ish hair :)and it’s exams season so angsty
might only be a one-off thing cuz idk if i wanna continue this :(
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“One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one”
- One by Three Dogs Night