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    Listen, I'm just vibing. Infodumping about this glow in the dark moron is my specialty!
    Here is a link to the google doc that contains my character sheets, picrew references for each, and a bunch of other little things. Beware of spoilers?
    Here is a link to their character blog (currently pretty far back in the timeline)
    and this is a link to their comprehensive wiki page. also spoilery.

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    Shane knows the plan to wait to come out until they retire isn't ideal, but he doesn't have a better one. He thinks that he and Ilya can make it work, until his mom points out how long they will have to live their lives in the shadows.

    But once he realizes that, he immediately knows that he can't come out. It would ruin his legacy.

    He's pretty sure that's why he doesn't want to come out. No other reason. Right?

    He is sure that's all it is until Ilya asks him if he would be safe if he came out. And he can't answer.

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    or Yuna does the math on the retirement plan and when she points this out it opens Shane's eyes.

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    also known as this author had (1) idea for a scene and had to reverse engineer a multi-chapter fic to make it happen.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Shane waits for Ilya’s arm to curl around his waist, for the familiar weight of his body to press in close and ground him again.

    Except it never comes.

    He was gone. Ilya left.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    "Apologise to my husband."

    Comeau stared at him.

    "I'm not-"

    "I didn't ask if you wanted to," Shane said, his voice ice cold. "I said apologise to my husband. You're going to do it now, in front of this building full of people, and then we're going to finish this game, and if I hear you say something like that again, to either of us or to anyone else in this league, the next conversation we have will not be as easy as this one."
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    Five times the people who loved Shane Hollander finally saw who he actually was and the one time they saw why him and Ilya worked so well.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya stay secret for the rest of their careers by choice, retiring as two of the best Hall of Famers to do it, then deciding that the Hall Of Fame awards is the best time to finally tell the truth about the greatest secret they have ever played.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Adorable 😍

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    29 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Autistic Fear of Change vs An Honest Conversation With Your Mother. Who will win??

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