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    “No!” Mike exclaimed, “Holly, I’m not marrying him!

    “Why?” Holly whined, as Mike tried to walk away. She threw both arms around his legs and sank to the floor, sitting on his feet so that it was extremely difficult to walk.

    “Because,” said Mike, trying to free himself from her grip by shaking his legs. She only held on tighter.

    “But he’s so amazing,” said Holly, as Mike shuffled his feet slowly when he realised she would not be relinquishing her hold on him anytime soon. He dragged her into the hallway so he could put on his coat. “He’s the best, most incrediblest, most fantastic babysitter in the whole world! You should marry him!”

    Or; Will Byers, well-known as an outcasted freak at Hawkins High, is Holly Wheeler’s babysitter, and perhaps the loveliest person Mike has ever met.

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    13 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES. Temperetas works in general are just so fucking good. They’re so cute in this fic and I love Holly specially.

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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    06 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    read later. my friend recommended this and it looks sooo goood mmm

    Edit: THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I don’t think I’ve ever like giggling and snickered to myself this much reading a fic. It is genuinely HILARIOUS. I had such a blast reading this omfg. I can’t believe I put off Reddit it for so long, this is amazing. Definitely one of my top fics now.

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    “So, I’ve been thinking," Mike throws his head back into the sofa’s head rest. “You know how I talk about girls all the time?”

    The pencil in Will’s hand freezes for just a moment, something Mike wouldn’t have been able to tell at all if he wasn’t staring right at Will’s hands to avoid his gaze. “So?”

    “Well, I’ve been thinking, right?”

    Will looks up, but Mike isn’t looking back at him. He’s picking at a loose thread on the couch cushion. “What, about girls?”

    “No,” Mike shakes his head, “about boys."

    Will nearly chokes on his tongue. “You’ve been thinking about boys?”

    or, mike conducts an uncomfortably elaborate semester-long personal inquiry project on how to be a better straight ally to his gay best friend. for educational reasons only. obviously

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Genuinely got me so emotional. Absolutely incredible, a must read. I got so close to crying while reading this fic. I still don’t think I’ve fully recovered from it yet. Go read it now.

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    From summer 1985 all the way to end of the world in small town Hawkins, Indiana. It seemed that one of the floors of Hell had opened up to consume the planet whole and picking the same victims time and time again like a grudge. The party, evergrowing, faces the vile that haunts their town. Sometimes it’s the supernatural while the other times it’s something even more daunting, humanity; either their own or from others. Follow along to see as their stories develop, twist, and bond in this S3 to S5 Stranger Things Rewrite. A collaborative multiple POV passion project between two writers.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    just got recomendded this by my friend/ sounds absolutely awesome. cannot wait to read it later :)

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    “Nance, I told him. I told them and they -,” he cuts himself off because he can feel the tears welling in his eyes and he’s managed to avoid those all night. No fucking way he’s starting now. 

    Or: Mike comes out.

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    19 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh my god this is too cute I might explode.