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    "- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"

    Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.

    After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.

    A beat passes.

    "What's your teacher's name again?"

    AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.

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    “What,” Bruce growled, wishing not for the first time that he had x-ray vision as well, “What is it.”

    Clark was more baffled than concerned as he stuttered, “Well, uh… does Robin, by any chance, have any…”

    The door to the meeting room slid open automatically and a small leopard confidently walked into the room.

    “…any cats?” Clark finished, weakly.

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    Bruce can't leave his kids alone for 5 seconds.

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    Harry only meant to buy Christmas presents.

    Instead, he found Draco Malfoy again, more than a decade after the war: owner of Wizarding London's best luxury apothecary, and had somehow become much, much fitter than Harry remembered.

    Harry has questions, most of them inappropriate, and the only sensible thing to do with questions is investigate. Draco was definitely hiding something. Unfortunately, Harry's investigative instincts keep getting distracted by what Draco’s got going on under all those kaftans.

    Featuring: food as a love language, the art of technicalities, ancient magic, Harry’s overactive imagination, and Draco’s spectacular commitment to making everything more complicated than it needs to be.

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    “What are we talking about?” J.J. asks, and this could really go one of two ways. Either Holly shuts the conversation down pronto because it’s not respectful and he’s a hardass, or J.J. will actually be able to answer Willy’s question.

    “Um, just, my girlfriend wants to try anal?” Willy says nervously. “And I was wondering if anyone had advice.”

     

    or: Shane gives impromptu sex education.

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally travel back in time and immediately turn history into a mess.

    It really doesn’t help that Hermione suddenly wants to shag past Lord Voldemort.

    Ron and Harry wisely keep their mouths shut, fully aware that their own new romantic inclinations are just as questionable. Apparently, they all have a thing for domineering snakes with dark tendencies.

    Tom Riddle, for his part, intended to pursue evil in relative peace. Instead, he finds himself saddled with three chaotic intruders from the future, acquiring stress, headaches, and alarmingly high blood pressure along the way.

    Written for Harry Potter fans who love the Golden Trio as a unit, and are tired of fics where one of them is sidelined, friendships fall apart, or mutual hatred replaces canon chaos.

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    A depressed (perhaps) and definitely tormented man is visited by the ghosts of past quirks to be designated as the responsible adult in charge of the “Save the Child” mission.

    In other words: The war is relatively much worse, the OFA is not revealed until much later, and victory has never tasted more bitter.

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    Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”

    “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”

    “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."

    Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.

    Read in Russian here!

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    “I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.

    “You came to give me ethics lesson.”

    Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.

    “To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.

    “To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”

    Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.

    “What do you mean ‘you can help’?”

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    Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.

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    Sam gets sick and Bumblebee freaks out and decides he needs to take him to see Ratchet ASAP. The only bad thing about that is that Miles is inside of him, too. Bumblebee is worried enough about Sam that he doesn't care, and just dumps Miles in one of the NEST soldier's rooms and asks Will to talk to him.

    Sam gets to wake up in the medbay, attended to by Ratchet and Bumblebee. Miles gets to wake up alone, in a room he doesn't recognize, with the horrible realization that he's been kidnapped. Miles decides to do something about it.

    Something involves attacking the first person to come in the room (Will) and then accidentally almost shooting Simmons and making him wet himself.

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    "Wait a second. Peter, was the Stark internship just a cover for being Spider-Man?"

    Peter winces. "Yeah."

    In a masterful act of self-control, Ryland refrains from swearing once more. "Are you saying he encouraged it?"

    "No! Okay, well, just a little. But not really? I swear, Mr. Stark didn't do anything wrong!" Peter stammers. "He—"

    "I think I've heard enough," he says firmly, cutting him off. Internally, though, Ryland wants to scream; maybe bash his head against a wall for good measure. Of course, what happened during college would come back to bite him; of course, it would. Because why would good things ever happen to him?

    Or: Ryland Grace finds out that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Consequently, he meets with Tony Stark for the first time in years, roughly two decades after their college hookup. This is a problem.

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    It’s All-Star Weekend in Tampa Bay, and Shane Hollander shows up single and ready to mingle. And then he shoots a Speedo ad on the beach.

    Carter Vaughn observes. Respectfully. And he isn't alone in his observing.

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    Charles lunges at Nanase like a rabid dog, hugging him. "Nyahaha! See? Even Nanase wants me here!" he taunts. "SHIDOU! KARASU! COME TO RIN'S ROOM, WE’RE HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT!"

    Rin scowls, yanks the tablet so it faces him and only slightly toward Nanase. "THE HELL!? NO, WE ARE NOT!" he yells, already close to punching Charles.

    "Huuuhhhh?? Aren't we? Oh, look, they're here!" Charles beams, making space for the others who entered.

     

    In summary, Rin gets ragebaited by his team because all he wants to do is watch his favorite horror movie.

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    Dick had started working with the Justice Leage as Nightwing but is doing his best to not let them know that his dad was Batman. But the problem with hidden identities were that he walked into his new coworkers playing Fuck, Marry and Kill with his mother’s name and chaos ensues. (there is a bit alfa, beta and omega dynamics just for the shits and giggles of everyone being able to smell Bruce on Dick but that is about it)

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    An unexpected attack in the hotel leads to the four residents of the Hazbin Hotel to work together to make sure the younger versions of their bosses don't get killed.

    Just... Don't let Lucifer know his baby girl was a baby again.

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