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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian.
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    LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’

    ⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’

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    That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins.

    “Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.”

    There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.

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    10 Oct 2026

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    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

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    08 Oct 2026

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    There’s still a big part of him that wants all the same things he used to. The hockey, those other interests, the simplicity of the smaller circle. But there’s a twinge of something else now beside it when he considers it for too long, a bruise he can’t place the origins of. He’d been able to put somewhat of a name to it, after Rose.

    He only wishes he hadn’t filled in the rest of the blanks staring down at a grainy photograph of Svetlana Vetrova in a convenience store parking lot in Boston, a bag hanging off of her manicured finger just transparent enough to make out the logo of a First Response as she’d ducked into a sleek, black sports car, driving away with Shane's best worst would-have-been and, presumably, Ilya Rozanov's baby.

    Shane feels no particular way about this turn of events. He really, honestly, mostly is somewhat close to believing that, too. It's progress.

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    06 Oct 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    04 Oct 2026

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    In the aftermath of a losing battle, a wounded knight takes refuge in a cave. He makes an unexpected acquaintance that will change his story forever.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Following an afternoon of sex and tuna melts, Shane goes searching for the explicit rules of what being 'friends with benefits' entails. In his humble opinion, they're nailing it.

    Once friendship is on the table, Shane reconsiders the usefulness and immutability of the public rivalry narrative. Surely the NHL can make just as much money from a bromance as it can from a rivalry?

    A missed call from J.J., a dinner at All-Stars, and an ill-considered mad dash to the airport send Shane's season in a very different direction to the disciplined three-peat he'd been planning back in October.


    "This rivalry thing: it was everyone else who said we hated each other off the ice. There’s no rule that says we have to keep doing that forever.” Shane stared outside, past the blinding billboards and down at the streets below. “It was nice. Hanging out, last time.”

    He knew what it looked like when Rozanov shut down, when he closed himself off and pushed the world away. He’d finish the conversation abruptly, curt, clipped, and retreat. So Shane knew he’d won when Rozanov finally answered with: “Are we six years old, Hollander? Asking if I want to play in sandbox with you?"

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Sai Hollander is the first female NHL player ever. Ilya Rozanov is the rival that everyone is convinced is secretly in love with her.

    Liliya Rozanova watches and wishes for everything that she can't have.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    5 times David helped Ilya with his chirps and 1 time Ilya's chirps helped him.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    He sends Shane a link for an article about the Puppy Bowl. 

    Ilya [19:34] Shane Hollander. Did you know this exists? 

    Shane [19:46] No? Why would I have heard of this?

    Ilya [19:46] God, you are such a disappointment 

    Ilya [19:47] I love you. 

    Ilya [19:47] Whatever plans you have Sunday, they are cancelled. 

    Shane [19:53] I’m so confused. 

    Shane [19:53] I love you, too.

    Ilya [19:55] 😘😘😘🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐕‍🐾🦴🐶

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    Or, Ilya learns about the Puppy Bowl.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Ilya gets a loon tattoo and learns he is allergic to second skin.

    This turns out to be a larger problem (for Shane) than it should be.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    “This might have been a bad idea.”
    “You think so?”
    “Hollander’s pissed.” Marlow said, stating the obvious.
    “No he’s not.” Ilya answered easily. “He’s just nervous.”
    “About what?”

    “About asking if he can watch you fuck me.”

     

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    Ilya and Marlow have been hooking up for years - though it was never personal (until it was too late).

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Ilya comes quickly to consciousness when something smacks him in the face.

    "блять," he huffs. He peels his eyes open. "What is happening?"

    He’s nose-to-nose with a toddler. The kid has dark hair, almond-shaped doe eyes, and a spattering of freckles across his rosy cheeks. He’s grabbing at Ilya’s face with a little hand.

    Ilya blinks.

    "Shane?"

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    or, the mysterious russian candy is back, and it’s shane’s turn.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Time for the highlight of the night.

    As Boston’s General Manager, Barry had plenty of professional goals for his evening at the NHL awards. His singular personal goal, however, was to see Coach Theriault pop a fucking blood vessel.

    He and LeClaire had already succeeded in trapping Theriault in conversation when Barry heard a very familiar Russian accent from over by the bar.

    Well, a good manager knows how to delegate.

    Barry waved Rozanov over to join them. Yuna Hollander noticed and stuck close to the kid’s side, her sharp gaze assessing as she too moved to join the conversation. Even better. Even fucking better.

    Beside him, Theriault’s face had already turned a dangerous shade of red.

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    Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander and Coach Theriault walk into a bar...

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    22 Aug 2026

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    The one with the player safety investigation

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Shane’s phone begins vibrating. When he looks, they both see it’s a FaceTime call from Ilya.
    “You’re killing me, Hollander.” Rose says, “I’m trying to wallow about being single.”
    “Sorry. Just a sec, promise.”
    “Nothing can stop the first husbands of hockey.”
    Shane rolls his eyes but then snaps his thumb across his screen to answer.
    “Back at your hotel?” Ilya asks, nearly mid-sentence.
    “No, I’m still here with Rose.”
    “Is that new shirt? The color is good. You look hot.”

    Rose grinds her teeth. She loves Shane and Ilya together. They are adorably obsessed with each other, like coyotes in heat or something, even after all these years. But she hadn’t felt this single in a long time.

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    Rose Landry is so single that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov make a bet to see who can set her up with a boyfriend first.

    But maybe a boyfriend isn’t what Rose needs.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The MLH rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Irina survives, flees with Ilya to Boston, and marries a woman named Debbie.

    Ilya's life looks a little different, after that.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    @IlyaRozanov_81 ✅

    Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏

    Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81

    @rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY

    @hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!

    In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.

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    12 Aug 2026

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