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    essentially exactly what it sounds like. canon divergent fics

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    Wilbur shuddered at the idea of getting bitten by an army of raccoons. “I won’t hurt you,” Wilbur said.

    “Good.” Tommy still looked nervous though, and he hunched his shoulders down, somehow making his already small form even smaller. “Because… because they’ll bite you.”

    “Good for them,” Wilbur said, “I don’t want you feeling unsafe here.”

     

    OR, Prince Wilbur finds a raccoon hybrid by the name of Tommy in a palace storage room, being fed and cared for by an army of raccoons.

    So Wilbur decides to adopt.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “So, like, how much did this entire getup run you?” Tommy asked, glancing up to the guy’s face again. “This looks like big movie budget level makeup or something. It couldn’t have been cheap.”

    The guy clenched his jaw. “It’s not a fucking costume,” he grit out between his teeth.

    “Look, I’m not an idiot, pal,” Tommy scoffed. “It’s a little weirdchamp that your only hobbies seem to be dressing up like a mermaid to swim around at night, and trying to convince random teenagers you meet that you’re a real fucking mermaid.”

    or, Wilbur's first time meeting a human doesn't go as expected

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “Can I see him?” Phil asks, blinking owlishly, as if he’s simply just asking. As if he’s not holding a threat behind those light words.

    “Don’t push your limits.” Dream responds, and Phil only smiles with a slow nod.

    The next day, Dream wishes he had answered differently.

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    Phil isn’t quite human. He wants to visit Tommy during exile.

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    It was a fairly normal move that the brothers had used before and Tommy expected Techno to fall onto his back and slide across the floor.
    He didn’t not expect to send him flying across the floor and through the glass windows on the other side of the room for him to roll across the patio and green grass lawn.
    “Holy shit,” Tommy muttered under his breath, staring at his brother’s immobile body before his eyes sharply glanced down to look at the golden boots on his feet. “Maybe I should have used Knockback I, on second thought.”

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    The five times Tommy does something impossible and the one time he proves it to be nothing more than improbable.
    But Ender-be-damned is it fun to watch the surprise on his friends and family's faces when he does something that breaks the known laws of the universe. Then again, what did you expect from the gremlin child named Tommy Innit?

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    For the Writer's Block Discord April Fools Event. Glad I had the chance to participate and get the awesome prompt that I did. :D

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    05 Aug 2026

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    When Tommy was hungry, he would crouch in the underbrush and wait for a rabbit to come by, shooting it with an arrow before spitting it over a small campfire.

    When he was tired, he would rest against a tree or maybe climb into one for the night.

    When he was lonely or scared or sad, he had no solution. Walking through the forest alone was better than being tortured by Dream, better than a pool of lava or a tall tower of dirt blocks, he reasoned. And he was only a temporary forest-man. Still, the quiet grated on his ears.

    An AU in which Tommy runs away from not only Dream but the entire SMP, finding a new life and peace (and maybe an orphan who needs a home). When he's forced out of hiding seven years later, he's a changed man

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