blenderfullasarcasm
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do the metros deserve to die? an exploratory essay by grant holmberg by blenderfullasarcasm for munnworm, peachwaves
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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RIP to the Metros, but Holmberg is different. He'd cover up at least ten murders if Shane Hollander played on his team. Probably more.
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- Part 20 of Misc Oneshots
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can you see me? by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
18 Jan 2026
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the aftermath.
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- Part 2 of Spirit's Cry
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For once, Kaito genuinely has no idea what Hakuba is talking about.
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survival and denial by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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Even in an alternate dimension, it seems Dazai can't escape Chuuya.
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Chuuya is grateful to Murase for picking him up off the streets, but sometimes he thinks that maybe he'd have been better off fending for himself. At least then he wouldn't have to deal with Dazai.
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Misc Oneshots by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Batman - All Media Types, batman: family, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Brave (2012), DCU, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hetalia: Axis Powers, How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Hunter X Hunter, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Leverage, Magic Kaito, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Rise of the Guardians (2012), Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Cartoon 2010), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Tangled (2010), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, What's New Scooby-Doo? (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Aug 2026
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weird kryptonian biology by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandom Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman: American Alien
02 Feb 2023
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unnamed goon pranks batmobile, more at 11 by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU, DCU (Comics)
07 Nov 2023
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podfics by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandom Magic Kaito, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
15 Nov 2022
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Merlin and Arthur switch places. Only one of them is good at it.
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07 Sep 2026
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“You guys shower together regularly?”
Buck furrows his eyebrows. “Oh — um no. We’re just running late, so we figured this would be more time-efficient. Plus, you know, it’s good for the environment."
For a moment, no one says anything. It’s Julia’s duty, she fears, to give them both a horribly awkward thumbs up.
“Okay,” she says. She’s fumbling this; she knows she is. But she does not know how to tell two men who just showered together platonically that they showered together. Platonically. “Smart. Love the environment.”
Or: In the span of two months, Julia gets brutally dumped, loses her apartment to a fire, moves in with certified sweetheart Firefighter Buck Buckley, and successfully inserts herself into the lives of two firefighters who don’t know they’re in love. Not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 5 of ejo + 9-1-1
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07 Sep 2026
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Scheherazade's Gambit by RavingBlack
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 | The S-Classes That I Raised (Webcomic), 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
07 Oct 2024
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Yoojin's dreams were a monochrome place. White and Black. Snowfall and Void. Warm and cold. Alive and dead. Sinner and Martyr. Those were all the shades needed to paint Yoojin embracing the corpse of his only brother in the coldest recesses of existence.
“This place is more pathetic than I thought.”
Yoojin looked to his left, eyes wide. This place was always soundless in an almost sacred way, but someone else’s mocking voice broke the silence.
(Or: Yoojin deeply regrets absorbing Hyunjae's pre-regression copy who has nothing to do but piss him off every night.)
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- Part 2 of SCTIR Ravings
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30 Aug 2026
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Fighting with Fear by Turacin (Turacoverdin), Turacoverdin
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
14 Jul 2023
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When a raid of an S-class dungeon goes wrong and a conspiracy is revealed, the only option Yoojin has is to take care of it all himself. Unfortunately, he must violently kill fourteen people and an S-class snail boss to do so.
The consequences of this are not what he expected.
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- Part 2 of Webnovel/manhwa Fanfiction
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30 Aug 2026
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The lights are too fucking bright right now by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jul 2026
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There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.
Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.
Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.
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26 Aug 2026