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  3. Summary

    I hyperfixed on these two, so have a bunch of fics of them in different scenarios.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Michael is the awkward new assistant and has already developed a crush on Gerry, but isn't sure if he feels the same. After a misunderstand, Gerry invites Michael over to show him exactly how he feels.

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    15 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gerry had pissed himself. He’d got scared and pissed himself, like a, like a—

    “Fuck,” he breathed. Sure it was—natural, understandable, given the circumstances. But goddamnit. It was enraging to have your body get so frightened it pissed itself, without your conscious say so. (Also humiliating, but that only stoked the anger. How dare his body do this to him! How dare it make him feel this way!) This wasn’t the first time this had happened—not even the first time with an audience, no less!—but it was a betrayal each time. A maddening one.

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    15 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Always the piss fics/poss.

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    A slice of life (the life that Eric and Gerry deserved, that is)

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    14 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just perfect.

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    ‘There’s not a… sixteenth fear entity emerging, is there?’ asked Martin.

    ‘What? No. Of course not,’ said Peter, frowning. ‘I need you to go and visit Elias and deliver a message from me.’

    ‘Um,’ said Martin. This sounded worse, actually.
     

    Martin had thought isolating himself from the rest of the world and reading horrible statements about the end of humanity was the worst his job as Peter's assistant could throw at him. It turned out he was very, very wrong.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.

     

    As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?

     

    Kind regards,
    New Manager

    Abigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.

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    21 Aug 2026