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[“You don’t have to be a dick about it, man,” he says, tucking his hands into his armpits.
“Be a dick about what, you twat,” Roy fires back. “You’re taking the fucking piss.”
“I’m not!” Jamie half-shouts, indignant. “I’m trying to propose, you shrivelled arsehole!”]
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Talking Like A Jerk (Except You Are An Actual Jerk) by ViolentlyRed
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
02 Sep 2024
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It’s cold, and it's raining, and if he wants to be liked, he has to do things that would make people like him. Like showing up, even if it's showing up late.
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Jamie is sick. Roy is there. Nothing is going well.
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To be honest, Roy didn’t know why he’d agreed to coach Jamie during the offseason.
Jamie had money. A shitton of it, too. He could quite easily hire a trainer with a fucking PhD in this shit, an actual professional. But no, Jamie had given Roy his little puppy dog eyes and begged the retiree to keep training him after he got back from holiday.
Offseason was supposed to be a time of relaxation, so why the fuck was he waking up at the ass crack of dawn to coach the prick?
And why was he doing it for fucking free?
—Aka Jamie knows hella about science for no reason and Roy makes a few realizations about him
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06 Aug 2026
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Two minutes ago, Jamie Tartt was sitting alone in the Nelson Road locker room, pulling on his windbreaker and getting ready to head to the car park. But now, Roy Kent and a literal fucking child are standing in front of him, and Roy looks like he’s about to punch Jamie’s nose in, and this time he doesn’t even know why.
Or, my "Jamie Tartt is good with kids" fic, that's it, that's the tweet.
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Five times Roy kisses Jamie's forehead and one time Jamie kisses Roy's.
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He lets the thump of the music vibrate through his chest and his eyes wander around the room. He quietly watches Jamie do his rounds, laughing, shining, dancing with anyone he can get his hands on. Roy knows it, deep in his bones by now, even without Jamie meeting his eyes every now and then - it’s all for him.
(A look at the celebrations in the club, following the celebrations in the locker room, following AFC Richmond's first Premier League win.)
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- Part 2 of Champagne Celebrations
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29 Jul 2026
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I laughed so hard at the commentary I had to stop and take a break from this. next time I'm down, depressed, or dissociated, remind me to reread this and I'll be cured of whatever ails me.
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Jamie shifts a little in his sleep, pressing his face a little further into Roy’s neck as he lets out a soft noise of contentment. The action causes Roy’s heart to physically stutter inside of his chest, his stomach flipping a little and oh. Of course. The last pieces of the jigsaw snap together in quick succession, the image before him becoming crystal clear.
He’s falling for Jamie.
(Roy and Jamie hook up the night of the gala. Everything's fine until it isn't. Somewhere among the chaos, they fall in love.)
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because he had no say in it (no say in it at all) by thirteenemeraldcats
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
01 Jun 2024
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“So what’re you doin’ for your birthday, Coach?”
The question’s so unexpected, asked so abruptly, that it almost sends Roy sprawling out of the rhythmic jog he’s fallen into at Jamie’s side and straight to the gravel below.
As it is, he skids to a quick stop and faces his star player, arms held stiffly at his sides. Waits for Jamie to notice he’s gone and hurriedly circle back to stand in front of him before replying. Quick feet and a quicker smile; the professional-menace doesn’t seem to care that he’s brought Roy to a dead-stop with just his words.
“The fuck did you just say?”
In which Roy experiences the mortifying ordeal of being loved and Jamie bakes a cake.
AKA: Happy Birthday Roy! Get celebrated you silly man!
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When Roy Kent gets a migraine before his first Champions League match as manager he does his best to pretend he’s fine. The rest of AFC Richmond does their best to take care of him.
For Meduwhump day 21: nausea
For the bad things happen bingo square: headache/migraineSeries
- Part 6 of bad things happen bingo
- Part 2 of Medwhump May 2024
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rage, rage against the dying light by jamietarttsnorthernattitude
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
19 May 2024
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Roy Kent might die. And Jamie Tartt had no one to blame but himself.
Chapter 1: For the Day 22 prompt: vehicular accident
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- Part 19 of Whumptober 2023
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Coming to Ola’s with the team had been a mistake.
Still reeling from Tish’s psychic reading, Rebecca is already on edge, and well on her way to wasted, when her eyes find Roy and Jamie deep in conversation. But when Roy suddenly slaps a fork of food right out of Jamie’s hand, she's not the only one badly startled by it.
The food splatters against the wall, the fork clattering to the ground with a harsh metallic sound that fills her body with an unwelcome, if familiar, chill. But it’s Jamie she’s most concerned about—what with his instinctive flinch back, his arms crossed protectively in front of him, and the look of pure shock and fear that flits across his face—so she decides in that moment, with the alcohol singing in her veins, that she needs to speak to Roy.
She needs to speak to Roy now.
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07 Jul 2026
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“I tore his shirt after he hit me,” Jamie says, fucking unbearably helpful. He shrugs and tucks his hands into the bottom of his light blue hoodie. “I’m not sure exactly how it went after that.”
“He pushed you against a wall,” Keeley says.
“Er… no?” Jamie says, puzzled. He twists his hands, stretching the fabric over them. His brows draw together like he’s thinking really hard about whether their stupid, embarrassing, ineffectual fight in the middle of an alley involved any walls.
It didn’t. Roy doesn’t know much but he knows that. What the fuck is Keeley doing?
“That’s where you went wrong, then,” Keeley says, and amends, “One of many places you went wrong, mind. Let’s get it right this time.”
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Roy, Jamie, and Keeley make some questionable decisions about drugs. Or: two times things didn’t quite work out and one time they did.
Diverges from canon in early S2.
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Jamie shows up on Colin's doorstep at 6 AM, having a gay crisis. Well, a bisexual crisis. And it isn't whether he's bisexual or not, it's whether or not Roy is, does Colin know, and if not, can Colin help find out?
Colin is not all that helpful, but luckily, Trent spent the night.
(Part of a Colin/Trent series but can be read standalone if you're just here for Roy/Jamie.)
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- Part 3 of Happily Ever After
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Friendly result, noun. A match that is to be considered non-competitive, so that the result (win, lose, or draw) will not affect the standings. . . . Some rules may be changed or experimented with, and less experienced players are allowed to play.
Or: Colin and Isaac make out on the couch.
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epithalamium, noun:
a song or poem celebrating a marriageBest Friends to Lovers, a study.
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Roy Kent and the Bisexual Crisis (and Other Fun Work-Related Activities) by RageSeptember
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
24 Jul 2023
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Roy has a wet dream, a very bad day at work, and a pretty rude bisexual awakening. Jamie is just trying to do his fucking job.
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After Keeley taught him the word 'Pavlovian', Jamie fiddled with it for a few weeks, taking it on and off his mental shelf, before shunting it off to the back of his mind where he kept all the other pub quiz answers.
When else would he ever need to know that word anyways?
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5+1 Times Jamie fell asleep in front of Roy Kent — the person, not the poster.
But it was never really about that.
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“When I heard about what happened– after that I started looking around. Found out you folks had added a night for friends and family, so I thought I’d make like that fella on The Bear and see what’s what. I don’t know how I got my nights mixed up, but I walked in expecting an AA meeting. I wasn’t expecting this.“
He gestured at the bulletin board, or was it still a sandwich board if it was hung on a wall and not outside a sandwich shop?
The board didn’t have an answer for that. What it did have, in white block letters, was the notice:
Survivors of Domestic Violence
every other Tuesday
7pm - 9pm
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After receiving news about an incident between Jamie and his dad, Ted finds himself at a support group for victims of domestic violence, where he has some questions about situations he wishes he'd handled differently.
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24 Jun 2026
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"Jamie’s fairly certain at this point that it is the natural order of things: you have to go out and drag joy home by the ear if you want any. So, he’s got no problem with that, he never did really. It’s just, well, it’s been increasingly difficult to do that. Or to feel anything other than… He’s not entirely sure what to call the weight pressing down on his chest when he sits in the locker room before training, but it’s that. All the time. And it is fucking Zava’s fault."
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The evening before Richmond's last training for the Boxing Day fixture, Jamie feels so alone that he decides to go and buy a Christmas tree for the first time in his life. He gets in a car accident on his way there.
He's not sure how he could have alerted anyone of that fact with his phone gone and probably broken to pieces, but people seem weirdly mad about it. Jamie's convinced that's also Zava's fault.
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15 Jun 2026