theidiotwithnoname
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(Podfic) Comfort by orro by theidiotwithnoname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2021
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Liu Qingge has something important to tell Shen Qingqiu but the poison running through his system makes it hard to think.
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(Podfic) The Life and Times of Hatake Kakashi, the long-suffering jōnin-sensei by theidiotwithnoname
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Sep 2017
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Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.
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Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.
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Two Rings to Bind Him by theidiotwithnoname
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
26 Sep 2016
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Leonard can’t really remember where and how he had got the rings, he just knows that they were there from the start. He can never take them off, only others can.
He should find that curious, maybe he even had, once, but now he is just tired of it all.
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The shuttle leaves in an hour and if he shows up like a drunk hobo, nobody will bother him. Best to stay away from all those bright eyed juveniles who are barely old enough to order at a bar. He’ll stand out like a sore thumb already, no matter what he does. At least this way, they’ll leave him be.
Which is, of course, exactly what doesn’t happen when he boards the shuttle. Just his luck. Yay. -
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All Dean wanted to do was sleep, was that too much to ask for? Apparently it was, 'cause all of a sudden four babies show up out of nowhere in his and Sam's motel room and start screaming their lungs out. What is a guy supposed to do? And since when do motel rooms have a doorbell?
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It's time to take out Drake's Head.
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- Part 1 of Don't Go Where I Can't Follow
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Hashirama really doesn't approve of the thoughtful way his father looks at his younger brother's bright red eyes. He's sure it doesn't mean anything good for anyone.
He's right.
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Handle with Care by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Jan 2023
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After almost losing Qui-Gon Jinn on Naboo, Obi-Wan is knighted and returns to his home planet to learn more about the unique Force culture of Stewjon. Years later, solo Knight Kenobi is called to rescue his former master, his former master's current padawan, and Senator Amidala from causing an intergalactic incident and kicking off a war. Obi-Wan succeeds in the rescue, fails to prevent a war, and then negotiates the participation of the Jedi Order in the war.
Or, the one where the clones get to run the war effort the way they always should have and Obi-Wan has wings because why not.
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The Immortal and the Revenant by RileyWilliamsJr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Merlin (TV)
18 Apr 2020
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As usual, Merlin has utterly failed in keeping a low profile by inadvertently getting himself dragged into a mess of a situation that appears to have something to do with a seemingly unkillable snake man, a toad woman, an order of phoenixes, and a boy named Harry Potter who, he quickly finds, is equally bemused by his current predicament. When he discovers how lost the boy is, he resolves to help him and his friends get rid of this dark lord--as well as their malignant (and worse, ineffectual) new teacher.
Translation by EstherM available on AO3 and at: https://www.lofter.com/front/blog/collection/share?collectionId=16968473
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Latchkey by goldkirk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
22 Dec 2019
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or, How Tim Drake Found A Family, Became A Photojournalist, Learned To Love Coffee, and Grew Up, not necessarily in that order.
Tim Drake is thirteen, runs the famous BatWatch blog that has spiraled hilariously out of control, has absentee parents that suit his purposes just fine, is training himself to run the streets at night, and is doing absolutely peachy, thank you.
Alfred and Jason disagree, and get Dick and Bruce involved in figuring out their weird nextdoor neighbor kid’s life. Everything goes uphill from there.
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- Part 1 of Shutterbug