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Fourteen by dhampir72 for tinyboatbigshark
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
13 Feb 2016
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Fourteen years. Fourteen Valentine’s Days.
[A series of vignettes]- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,098
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 359
- Kudos:
- 1,798
- Bookmarks:
- 402
- Hits:
- 23,907
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04 Jul 2026
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Concatenation Timestamps by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
08 Apr 2016
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Additional adventures and one-offs of our 00Q series Concatenation
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- 66,723
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- 9
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- 125
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
26 Jun 2026
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Concatenation by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
12 Feb 2016
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The always sassy, sometimes painful, consistently smutty explorations of the romance between a quartermaster and his agent.
This series also has timestamps!
- Words:
- 120,874
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 216
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
25 Jun 2026
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Please Ask (for Help) by samanthahirr for PinkishStarr
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
11 Nov 2022
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London isn’t as safe for his heart as James Bond had assumed.
When Q is badly injured in an accident, to everyone’s surprise—including Q's!—James volunteers to move into the quartermaster’s flat and assist with the first week of his convalescence. Their time alone together will test James’s acting skills and his resolve; can James conceal his deep feelings from Q? Or will Q finally catch on to James Bond's secret?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,412
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 43
- Kudos:
- 767
- Bookmarks:
- 174
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- 10,982
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
22 Jun 2026
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“I bet you can’t name five things that make me an attractive option.” Q cocks his head, as if considering Bond. “We can’t all seduce our way to as long a trail of broken lovers as you. Even at your advanced age.”
Q thinks Bond is incapable of actually being offended, hence why he feels safe to throw aspersions his way. Indeed, Bond’s eyes register surprise, then they crinkle in amusement.
“I bet you I can name six.”
“Hmm?”
“Six reasons why our dear Quartermaster is a catch. Number one, you’re incredibly charming.”
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Or, what if Bond crashes Q’s date that night and never bloody leaves. A slow burn following NTTD and beyond, including Bond and Q discovering what they want in life and how to be the kind of people that can hold onto it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,085
- Chapters:
- 15/22
- Comments:
- 419
- Kudos:
- 871
- Bookmarks:
- 282
- Hits:
- 25,853
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
16 Jun 2026
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Q wouldn’t call himself a brave man. Bravery was for agents. Firefighters. Soldiers. The sorts of people who faced the flesh-and-blood realities of life and death. Q had never been made for it.
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Q doesn't think he has it in him to face what he must face. Unfortunately, life happens anyway.
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14 Jun 2026
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The first time they sleep together, it is not about love.
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Bond is never poisoned by Safin. Instead, he runs off into the sunset with Madeleine and Mathilde to enjoy having a family for the first time in his life. When his past mistakes destroy his happy domesticity, he finds himself knocking on a very familiar door.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,796
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 458
- Kudos:
- 873
- Bookmarks:
- 210
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- 12,919
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
14 Jun 2026
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It all begins with a mysterious yellow envelope. Where it goes from there is somewhere that Q once would have found hard to imagine.
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12 Jun 2026
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Once upon a time, James confessed that he liked it: the bantering, the bickering, the quarrelling, the squabbling. Q tended to agree. He still does. He loves it, in fact: the ceaseless banter, a spot of bickering, the occasional quarrel or squabble. He loves it dearly. He loves it as much as he hates a proper row, which is certainly what this is now.
Six times that James and Q have a full-blown fight, or: five times the cats took sides, and one time they didn’t.
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10 Jun 2026
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When James shows up at Q Branch with designs on absconding with his restored Aston Martin DB5, he is thrown when he finds Q in the middle of a mysterious crisis.
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
09 Jun 2026
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Traceability: the ability to chronologically interrelate uniquely identifiable entities in a way that is verifiable
Trace: (v) to find or discover by investigation; (n) a mark, object or other indication of the existence or passing of something
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[ a post-Skyfall James Bond and Q-centric series ]
In which James Bond continues his work as a Double-O agent with a new reckless streak and Q is ever the voice in his earpiece, the supplier of his equipment and an anchor back to MI6.
This is a series of interconnected stories on the development of Bond and Q's relationship - as individuals and professionals who take note of and fixate on each other after the Silva incident, who grow close to each other in increments until they eventually become a very important feature in each other's lives. Duty - and soon after, trust - is what binds them.
Love, possibly, comes after.
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- 73,221
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- 6
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- 413
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
07 Jun 2026
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Nil Desperandum by Marquesate, TABrown
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), Quantum of Solace (2008), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
10 Mar 2014
- Words:
- 114,080
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 273
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
03 Jun 2026
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“Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.
“Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”
M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”
Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.
All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,065
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 813
- Kudos:
- 4,869
- Bookmarks:
- 1,625
- Hits:
- 84,656
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
30 May 2026
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How James Bond won the heart of his quartermaster through a judicious application of spycraft, subliminal messaging, and cooperative board games.
AKA the board game Christmas fic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,149
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 395
- Kudos:
- 1,171
- Bookmarks:
- 290
- Hits:
- 15,673
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
28 May 2026
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went my love riding by by_oaks_and_roses
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
08 Mar 2021
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“Bond, tell me you have not been operating under the assumption that by pointedly not shooting your megalomaniacal, delusional foster brother you had actually managed to dismantle an entire international criminal organization—an organization, may I remind you, that was influential enough to nearly gain control of the entire security networks of nine countries, had I been a little less brilliant?”
Or; in which Q is better at James Bond's job than James Bond and everyone knew the retirement wasn't going to stick. (But he's still upset about the fucking car.)
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- Part 1 of all in green
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,713
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 82
- Kudos:
- 1,201
- Bookmarks:
- 272
- Hits:
- 12,991
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
26 May 2026
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Q leans forward, hands folded on the table in front of him, which appears to be a tell that he's about to be serious. "I think if you only live in the field, you're less likely to remember there's a reason to live when you're out of it."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,220
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 1,293
- Bookmarks:
- 309
- Hits:
- 11,323
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
25 May 2026
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James Bond comes into Q Branch after a mission with all of his equipment accounted for and in tact, and a complete mission report in Q's inbox. Q is pleasantly surprised and more than a little suspicious. Rightly so, as it happens, because Bond makes an unusual request of him. And yet, his license to kill is not the only thing that makes the man difficult to say no to...
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
22 May 2026
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How to Be a Superhero by turningterrific for
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
07 Aug 2016
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“Am I sacked?”
M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”
James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.
“You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”
“So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.
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Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,726
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 384
- Kudos:
- 3,571
- Bookmarks:
- 1,278
- Hits:
- 46,857
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
18 May 2026
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Lay It Down by dhampir72
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall - Fandom
15 Nov 2013
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Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn't.
(Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)
2/10/2014: Now available in French courtesy of the wonderful Belle Pimprenelle!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,007
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 281
- Kudos:
- 4,546
- Bookmarks:
- 1,389
- Hits:
- 110,868
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
16 May 2026
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Fixing Spectre by JayPendragon
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
14 Mar 2016
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Part I: Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
COMPLETE.Part II: The merger of MI6 and MI5 is complete and everyone around M seems to be losing their minds. (M-centric piece for merlenhiver.)
COMPLETE.Part III: Prompt fill for the 00Q Prompt Party, minion-centric.
COMPLETE.Part IV: The Great Interdepartmental Prank War of 2016®. Because Q insists on a Q-centric piece and mayhem follows James wherever he goes. Also, we all want Farid and Hayden to have more screen time, don't we?
- Words:
- 100,834
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 536
Bookmarked by Theawkwardchemist
16 May 2026