BeanSaysHi
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- Undertale (Video Game) (8)
- Real Person Fiction (7)
- Original Work (5)
- Vocaloid (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (4)
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RED AND BLUE CALL THAT STAR AND SPANGLED by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Vocaloid
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: disneymoto, cryptic, mr skelly
While comforting Thomas over yet another heartbreak, Miku has finally had enough. Luckily, she has just the right plan to teach that despicable purple rabbit a lesson.
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Miku says its hunting season! And it somehow makes the best fic of the batch
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- Part 30 of Frantic Fanfic
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Kratos meets his match by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), God of War (Video Games), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: cryptic, mr skelly, disneymoto
A strange portal can lead to stranger meetings. Who ever said that a drunken new yorker and a god killer couldn't find love? Who ever thought it might be with each other?
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Give us a character, and we will make yaoi. Give us a drunken man and a greek god- and we will make even yaoi-er
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- Part 29 of Frantic Fanfic
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NEW WORLD by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: mr skelly, disneymoto, cryptic
After attempting to play a strange VR game he had managed to find access to on Ebay, CaptainSparklez finds himself unable to take the headset off. Now trapped in this digital realm, as his minecraft character nonetheless, will the Captain be able to survive its wacky adventures and escape the circus? Or will he end up abstracted like his predecessors before him.
Only time can tell, and maybe, just maybe, that toothy Ringmaster will be the final key he needs to reach his goals.aka
CaptainSparklez in da circus, what will he do!!! He should yaoi
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- Part 28 of Frantic Fanfic
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- English
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- 430
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- 1/1
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A Long Tail by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: God of War (Video Games), モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
30 Jan 2026
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WRITERS: dani, nyanko, mr skelly
A cold bite filled the air as the worst of Fimbulwinter had begun. Kratos had been stalking the forests near the home when he became aware of another being. This creature was far to large to be some ordinary human. However, it was far too weak to be some sort of god. Slowly, he reached for his Leviathan Axe before moving closer. The creature was mostly comprised of a long, red serpent's tail with the upper half of a woman. Could this be a gorgon who strayed too far from her home? He narrowed his eyes as he prodded her cold tail with his axe.
"Girl...are you awake?"aka
Frantic fanfic goes wholesome with the strangest mix of characters.
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- Part 27 of Frantic Fanfic
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- English
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- 377
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WRITERS: dani, mr skelly, luvfemboys
Sans encounters a strange merc yelling up a storm in his favorite food place.
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Scout is really just jumping to every universe now isnt he? Good for him, good for him
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- Part 26 of Frantic Fanfic
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Frantic Fanfic by BeanSaysHi
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Breaking Bad, Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin" Commercials, Fairly OddParents, Five Nights at Freddy's, God of War (Video Games), McDonaldland, Meru the Succubus (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), My Little Pony, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Original Work, pink sauce - Fandom, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Real Person Fiction, Sesame Street (US TV), Shrek (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Team Fortress 2, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), The Lorax (2012), Transformers - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), VeggieTales, Video Blogging RPF, Vocaloid, モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Mar 2026
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A collection of frantic fanfics me and friends have made over the years. Each fic's summaries start with the writers FF usernames in order of who wrote each part
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Understanding people is something Alastor is not always skilled at. But while people can be challenging- their possessions are much easier to understand.
And so he collects. In his little nest of a bed in which he dwells, tucked into the corner of his room at the Hotel- that is where his collection lays. And because Charlie makes it a point to enforce the good manners of respecting one’s privacy- and likely because everyone is just a little scared of him- no one ever looks in his rooms. His collection is a secret kept only by himself.
It’s not a problem. He could stop any time, if he so wished.
But why would he stop when the taking is so much fun?
Or: In which Alastor is a creepy little fuck and steals trivial possessions of those he cares about. No one notices, until Lucifer does.
(5 times Alastor steals something, and 1 time something is given)
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24 Jun 2026
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Think Of Tomorrow by Little_Green_Her0n
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
23 Jun 2026
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A week.
That's how long it takes to delete Abel. It's... Surprisingly easy, with the AI barely having a grasp on the circus code, it doesn't take much.
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A week, is all it takes for him to break Caine.
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- 18/?
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23 Jun 2026
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No, it could not possibly be cruel, they were bringing him back from the dead, this was a kindness.
This belief was eventually reinforced when it was time to bring Caine back. The process, surprisingly, was incredibly simple. The circus worked just like any other computer system, with deleted items just ending up in the recycle bin. It had luckily not been long enough for Caine to be properly deleted.
It was just a matter of dragging his code out of there, making some minor modifications so he couldn't go on a rampage again, and spawning his model into the prepared room.There was no fuss, everything seemed to be running perfectly.
No one considered that maybe that isolated room near the end of the hallway was just out of earshot.
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Aka, Caine gets brought back, but in a spare room, and ends up getting tortured by complete accident because no one realizes that might be a bad idea
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- 13,133
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- 6/?
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20 Jun 2026
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Against the Kitchen Floor by BrownieFox
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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“Caine?” Pomni asked again. The orb drifted up and down in a nod. “How do I know it’s you? Why do you look so…” Small, weird, different. She’d been anticipating seeing a Caine clawing at the walls, or crying, or yelling. How ever she imagined finding Caine, he looked like, well, Caine. Not this.
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The plan was simple: undelete Caine, get the Circus back up and running, and place some restrictions so Caine couldn't mess with them.
Unfortunately, Caine and the Circus are a little more complicated than meets the eye.
(Updates every three-four days (hopefully))
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- 28/?
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Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
20 Jun 2026
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A few weeks after stabilizing the Circus and coming to terms with their permanent life there, the gang agrees to bring Caine back- on the condition that Kinger rewrites his code and removes his power over the world.
Caine awakens to find himself on relatively equal footing with humans for the first time in his life. Can he learn to listen and understand them now that he's no longer bound to his program's original purpose? Will the humans ever be able to truly forgive him for everything he's done to them? Can anything truly change?
Featuring Caine trying human things, found family bonding, and a healthy dose of angst while everyone processes their various traumas and learns to accept this new world they're making together. Or tries to, anyway.
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
20 Jun 2026