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Thomas slammed his drink down on the bartop.
"He left me, Miku!" he shouted,
"He... he left me." Thomas's head dropped down with a thud as he dissolved into choked sobs. Miku reached her hand over and rubbed his back comfortingly.
"I know, Thomas, I know." She rested her head on her hand as she tried to think of what to do. It was the thirty-secondth time Thomas had been crying about Jax this week, seven more than his usual weekly number. She sat listening to his cries before an idea struck her. She pulled Thomas up by his shoulders and said,
"Pull yourself together. I just got the best idea." Thomas wiped at his tears and sniffled.
"What's your idea, then?"
"We kill him."
Thomas stared forward at the blue-haired girl, before a resolute look crossed his face. He nodded. "I'm in.
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In the style of an action movie, well, I mean, you know those scenes where they have a huge get-ready scene that’s super fast paced? Yeah, that’s what they did. Hatsume Miku now was strapped with so many fucking guns. She wears an eyepatch and has three scars on her face that came out of bum-fuck nowhere. Thomas sports an eyepatch too, but on both eyes instead of one.
“How am I supposed to see?” He says. Miku responds by slapping him in the fucking face,
“Don’t fucking argue. Let’s ride.” Miku’s lower body transforms into a fucking motorcycle and rides alongside Thomas the Train. Both of them ride into the sunset, eager to get ready for their epic battle, their fight for the ages, the fight to save ALL REALMS FROM THE EVIL JAX! HELL YEAH! *HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND* BOTH OF THEM JUMP OVER CLIFFS, RAVINES, AND DODGE ALL SORT OF OBSTACLES WITH THEIR SUDDEN PLOT ARMOR. ITS THE MOST EPIC SCENE IN ALL OF GNOMANITY. THE MOST GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD. it’s almost more epic than my sex life, but I digress. Anyway, they ride off into the sunset to face their greatest foe yet.
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Quickly, wing flowing through their hair- Miku's specifically hitting Thomas across his blinded face, they approach their destination. Jax was having a pretty normal day, went to school, had some adventures, aced a test and even better yet- Caine had packed him quite a few carrots for his lunch. It's as he was chewing on one of these carrots he decided to quickly cross the road without looking both ways, like an idiot. It was only when he heard the rush of wind and high pitched screaming that he looked to the side.
The scene ran in what seemed like slow motion, the gradual realization on Jax's face, pure unadultered joy on miku's, and rabid confusion on Thomas's as he frantically clung to the back of the motorcycle. The mikubike- "mike" CRASHED INTO JAX WITH A VIOLENT-TOBYFOX-EXPLOSION and suddenly!! Jax was on the front of the bike clinging for life!!!!!
"AUGH GET OFF MY FACE, GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF DIE DIE DIE DIE-" Miku screeched, performing about 8 pit maneuvers at once. Jax, in a frantic attempt to save his life climbed over her and onto the front of the bike seat, ending up with him sitting directly infront of a still blind thomas.
The scene was in slow motion again as he looked upon the red rabbit. Jax slowly moved his hands to life Thomas' eye patches and as they locked eyes, a pink overlay appeared on the screen. Thomas took jax's face into his hands and they kissed on the miku bike infront of the sunset <3333333<#