Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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“I just want to let you know,” Akabane says, braced against the door of the classroom he just barged in, “that you’re the apple of my eye, light of my life, if I had a uterus I would willingly have your babies, you are a beautiful gift from god-”
“What the fuck are you going on about,” Gakushuu says.
“If you help me do this one thing I will never annoy you again,” Akabane pleads, “takes no effort on your part at all, just five seconds of your time, maybe ten. I will never put wasabi into your lunches or hide your pens or put your phone number down for mailing lists about pet products-”
“You still haven’t actually told me what you needed my help for,” Gakushuu points out.
“Asano,” Akabane takes a deep breath, “the principal wants me to give a talk to Kunugigaoka Middle School about the value of studying and hard work because I was a 3-E student that got first place.”
Or: Gakushuu and Karma write a speech. Like everything else they do, it never goes exactly as planned.
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- Part 1 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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Gakushuu Asano doesn’t live to be sixteen years old.
Three minutes to the start of the new year, his phone buzzes with sweet-sixteens sent too early. He steps over the edge of the twentieth storey of a nondescript office building, and he starts awake on his bed just as the clock strikes midnight, bringing in the new year and Gakushuu Asano’s fifteenth birthday.
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- Part 2 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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Gakushuu was the complete opposite of everything Gakuhou had ever wanted.
(The boy in the picture on his father's desk is real, but the version Gakushuu Asano created in his head is not. Ikeda's there, anyways, in his reflection.)
Gakushuu is haunted by the ghost of Ikeda he made up in his mind. He's been there since Gakushuu was five.
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- Part 3 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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“This place,” Karma says, swinging himself up on a branch with an enviable effortless. Itona winces.
Written for handy-dandy-headcanons's rarepair week on tumblr!
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- Part 4 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
- Part 1 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Itona doesn't consider himself a jealous person, but sometimes he wonders if he's good enough to stand in between all those people vying for his boyfriend's attention.
Written for handy-dandy-headcanons's rarepair week on tumblr!
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- Part 5 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
- Part 2 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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“Do you want a pet?” Gakuhou asks. His fingers twitch in the direction of his laptop, but he decides to pay attention to the phone. It was much unlike his son to drop him a call and ask nonsensical questions, that, and Gakushuu sounded distracted.
“No, I don’t think I have the time for that,” Gakushuu says, then laughs softly to himself.
riiiiiinnnnnggggg.
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- Part 6 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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or: the normal-ness of; feat. Gakushuu's strange tastes, Valentine's day gifts, and Seaweed
Ren laughs at him. “You have a crush on seaweed ?”
Gakushuu says, very indignantly, “no, I don’t.”
“You have a crush on the vague concept of the person that gave you the seaweed,” Ren says, “but we know nothing about said person, so essentially you just really, really like the seaweed.”
Gakushuu doesn’t reply to that.
Update: Vietnamese Translation here by imathenie (wattpad)!
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- Part 7 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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Sometimes, in the dead of the night, Karma hears farther than he should; if he listens hard enough, he can just barely hear water rushing under a bridge, and the sound of laughter beneath it.
Or: Vampire Karma and Water Spirit (Nymph) Gakushuu, in 40 words (or more).
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- Part 8 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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“Not that we don’t support you, Karma,” Nagisa says meaningfully, nudging Rio in her side. “But, well, we’re curious.”
“Yeah,” Rio nods. “Very curious. Like, how in the world do you go for a math competition and come back with a boyfriend?!”
Written for Karushuu Week on tumblr! (Prompt: Math)
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- Part 9 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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So Gakuho sold his soul to a demon. He figured he'd always do it. He had unrealistic ambitions and twisted dreams and everyone said he had probably made a deal with the devil to get to where he is in life.
Ironically enough, that was all him. He worked his way up by his own merit. The occult part came later.
Gakuho sells his soul to a demon. Gakushuu IS that demon.
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- Part 10 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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“Of course I asked out the girl who broke my dad’s laptop. What better way to piss him off? ”
“If I had that step stool that one time when I wanted to reach for the top shelf, you wouldn’t even be here.”
Or: Akari Yukimura and Gakushuu Asano pull what is possibly the worst long con for a fake relationship ever.
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- Part 5 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
- Part 11 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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"Then," Asano says, "make me hurt enough."
Karma rears back and punches Asano squarely in the face.Series
- Part 12 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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They don't agree on anything - option A or B on the math test, cream or beige for the wall colors, left side or right side of the bed.
They get married on a cold wet Thursday morning, and then they don't see each other for the next four years.Gakushuu Asano and Karma Akabane have each others' names on their wrists.
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- Part 13 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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Canyon by gwendee
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
08 Aug 2020
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Nagisa just wants his mother would accept him for who he is. Isn't there something to be said on being careful about what you wish for?
(Puella Magica fusion, does not require knowledge of the series.)
Written for AssClass BigBang 2020!
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- Part 14 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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"We're supposed to know nothing," Asano reminds her.
"But they're so bad at it," Mikasi whines, and around her the other class representatives voice their agreements.
"Well that's why they're in class E," Asano says, rolling his eyes. "If there was a final for subtlety, they would have already failed it."Kunugigaoka's main campus aren't so oblivious after all.
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- Part 15 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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[Start New Game] [Load Saved Game]
There has been a string of mysterious disappearances and all the clues seem to be pointing to one of two florists in the area. But not to worry, Detectives Koro and Karasuma are on the case!
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- Part 1 of Continue?
- Part 16 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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They graduate high school two years after Gakushuu Asano does. It’s silly that they loved the same boy and never got to tell him.
Ren and Karma and the spaces in between.
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- Part 10 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
- Part 17 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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It all happens rather fast. He doesn’t really get much say in the proceedings. It’s a mundane way to go, all things considered - a semi totals his cab, and he’s dead.
And now he’s here, in hell. In his childhood bedroom.
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- Part 18 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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"Fucking- just take one." Gakuhou shoves the can into Gakushuu's hands - it's comical seeing the appalled look on his face, spilling half the drink on himself.
Gakushuu looks rapidly between the beverage, to Gakuhou, back to the beer, then to Gakuhou again-
"Just drink it," Gakuhou nudges him. "Maybe it'd loosen you up."
Gakushuu hesitantly takes a sip…
…Then spits it back out, spluttering. "That was so gross!"
Gakuhou snickers.Gakuhou and Gakushuu are siblings. (Affectionately referred to as the Gakusibs).
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- Part 19 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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Step inside the house of Kunugigaoka’s Principal Gakuhou Asano and explore the enigmatic history of the man involved in Japan’s Infamous Supercreature Incident.
This exhibition is part of the Korosensei: Supercreature series surrounding the Supercreature Incident of 201X.
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- Part 20 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)