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in which Flambae has a morbid fascination with the only man he knows that'd unironically enjoy drinking a Super-Sized Dulce de Leche extra-sweet, extra-whip, extra-crunch, quadruple-espresso-shot Latte. In one sitting.
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Kadir hadn't been lying when he’d said Robert Robertson the fucking Third wasnt his damn type. Not that he was put off by twinks --he’s had his fair few, but compared to the dispatcher he usually preferred his men prettier, more muscular, more pliant . . more eager. But, Rob-Bob, unfortunately . . . had this way about him, some strange sort of pull in the dip of his voice and tilt of his head and hood of his rounded doe’s-eyes when he talked to you with his full attention. Like it was some precious commodity. However oblivious he was or wasn’t, it made people circle around him, like he had his own gravity. It made them stupid.And Kadir was being stupid. Honestly, straight up, not-even-Robert’s-fault stupid. Standing here, with a slow-melting iced-caffeine-monstrosity balanced on the palm of his hand, fingers making the least contact possible with the sides.
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(astronomy) Describing the paths of a pair of astronomical bodies (e.g. binary stars or black holes) that are spiraling in towards each other, losing energy to gravitational waves.in which Sirius lives, Harry chills out (relatively), and Ron is forced (by absolutely no one) to pick up the Malfoy-stalking slack.
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Ron paused with his hand reaching for the bathroom door, debating turning back-- back to dinner and his friends and pretending he saw nothing out of the ordinary.He drew in a final, fortifying breath before easing it open. The sound of sobbing -- choking, heaving, desperate -- was no longer muffled by the heavy wood. A high, whiny voice crooned empty platitudes like backing vocals for the world’s most depressing song, and it was with a creeping horror that Ron realized Myrtle wasn’t the one crying.
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prototype #1993.37 "more-mini recorder thingy" v.3 exp.trial.1 by verisimilous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2025
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in which the twins recruit Ron to test out their newest experiment.
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“What brought this on?” Despite the initial shock, Percy's face was back to as frustratingly even as ever.“Um,” what is this, an interrogation? The twins better get on their bloody knees and thank him for his fearless service. He fumbled for an answer. He was still unsure of what exactly he was trying to achieve. “The twins pranked me. Today.” He put on his blandest expression (Ron was a horrendous liar who wore all his emotions on his face and he knew this acutely). “A pie. Right to my face. I still don’t know how they got it.” (Where were the applications to the nearest circus?)
Incredibly, impossibly, Percy relaxed back into his seat. ‘Bloody hell,’ he couldn’t help but marvel, 'the bar is low.’
“You, Percy-- sorta, ya know . .” he looked down and picked at the bedsheets, “get pranked by the twins, um, a lot. So I just wanted to know, what . . you thought.” This took even Ron by surprise, because somewhere along the way, it’d turned into a genuine question.
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The man who sent him to prison sat on his pedestal and bossed him around all day. The man who cut off his two fingers was in charge of his performance reports. The man who broke his tooth on the bar top led this boring weekly meeting.
Chad's eyes raised from the laminate table, lazily scanning the room before he rested his eyes on the man directly across the table from him. Not only was this man a blubbering lanky freak, but he also hosed him down with water the second time MechaMan ruined his life by sharing his identity. Waterboy. More like WaterBaby. He acted like some kind of lap dog to Robert, running to his feet at every call. Coming to his ‘rescue’ at the taco place as if he could actually stop Chad if he tried. It was pathetic. Even now, Herman sat across the table with his annoyingly wide eyes, nodding along to every bullshit word coming out of Robert’s mouth. What does he even see in that bitch anyways?
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Chad is annoyed by all the attention Herman gives Robert. If anyone here deserved the praise it was himself. Chad strikes a plan to get his revenge on his enemy and Herman is caught in the crosshairsBookmarked by verisimilous
13 Feb 2026
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frothing at the mouth now THESE are the Exact steammech dynamics i needdddd
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Flambae arrives first to the housewarming party, and he comes for revenge. Robert lets him have it. But revenge gets messy when the person you want to hurt is the same person you can't stop wanting.
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11 Feb 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
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Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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Robert is struggling now that he’s defeated Shroud, the last fifteen years had all lead to this, and now that its over, he not sure what to do. He should return as Mecha Man of course, that was what he had wanted wasn’t it? …Wasn’t it?
He's all but ready to push these thoughts away until a certain fiery hero begins ambushing his dreams, bringing all his problems to the surface.
Flambae’s eyes lit as his gaze roamed Robert's frame, sinking lower and lower until they finally rose back up to stare down his tired face. “Wow, you look like—shittier than usual today. What the fuck happened to you?”
Robert held out his hand, folding his fingers as he listed off points, “Dead phone, no alarm, oh, and an asshole shoved himself in my face as soon as I got to work.”
Flambae’s grimace shifted to a smirk at the shorter man’s words, “You know your…” He fingered the collar of Robert’s shirt, and he could swear the man's fingers were about to burn right through the thin fabric, the heat of them nearly searing his skin.
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04 Feb 2026
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And then, because Billy is apparently suicidal, he says, ‘Lay it on me, Harrington, pretend I’m a pretty girl.’
Steve swallows.
It’s beautiful.
Billy wants to bite the Apple.
Wants this boy in his teeth.
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07 Jan 2026
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an absolute masterpiece, on the verge of tears the entire time omffggggg