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“They complain that I don’t do the dishes, then they distract me while I’m trying to do the dishes,” Eddie grumbles as he snaps off the water and strips his dish gloves off. “Need to make up their damn minds.” He stomps out into the living room (as well as he can stomp with just socks on his feet) and finds Steve and Robin sitting on the couch, both staring at Robin’s laptop. “What.” he asks flatly.
Steve looks up, jabbing a finger in Robin’s direction. “Tell Robin I have a better ass than Mothman.”
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Eddie is not paid enough to arbitrate petty arguments between his roommates. In fact, he isn't paid at allSeries
- Part 20 of Solar's Steddie Spooktober 2024
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Bring Me That Horizon by noomiryt
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
20 Oct 2024
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“Eddie Munson,” Tommy crowed. “You’re under arrest for crimes of piracy, smuggling, and more charges against the crown that I’m sure we’ll discover once we file our report. Isn’t that right, Commodore?”
Before Steve could respond, Eddie rolled his eyes. “Captain.”
His entire demeanor had changed. He was still locked in Tommy’s iron grip, but his posture relaxed as if he were bored, rather than on the brink of certain death.
Tommy frowned like Eddie was an imbecile. “No, Munson, that’s Commodore Harrington right there.”
Eddie grinned hard, a manic thing that still managed to light up his face. “I don’t give a shit. I’m Captain Eddie Munson.”
[OR: the potc steddie au that literally no one asked for]
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21 Oct 2024
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Divorced Steve was having a hard enough time trying to keep his head held high while Tommy insisted on parading his new younger wife Carol all over town. Tommy never prioritized their daughter Max and that was never more obvious than when he skipped out on a trip he paid for. Yet again, Steve was there to pick up the pieces and chauffeur Max and the rest of The Party to see their favorite band.
Corroded Coffin, while riding the high of their album, found themselves on the main stage of Coachella. Eddie Munson was used to people saying his name with disdain, but now with practically overnight success his name is called with love and adoration. While Eddie was finally able to achieve his dream, he couldn’t help but feel like something was missing.
A simple miscommunication about a trailer leads Eddie to the omega of his dreams when he literally crashes into Steve before they hit the stage. Will their 16 year age gap be too much for their whirlwind romance? Will real life rear its ugly head and ruin everything? Is this forever or will he just fall for the idea of you?
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Unlikely but inseparable best friends Steve and Eddie move in together after graduation and, honestly? Lead a pretty stable life. It’s not the life Steve expected, but he wouldn't trade it for the world.
Which still remains true when, due to a very unfortunate lack of communication, they may have unwittingly stumbled their way into bills-so-overdue-the-utilities-are-canceled.
Which: fucking late-stage capitalism. Ruining everything.
But then, opportunity presents itself in the most time-honored of professions when a chance encounter at their class reunion reveals that $100k could be within their grasp by...well.
Shooting their own porno.
And it’s a solid plan, despite being absolute insanity, but the question that rears its head ultimately isn’t one of revenue, but one they probably should have thought through a little harder from the get-go: when the budget’s tight, cast is limited, and promotional value is crucial—alongside everyone banging everyone?
You’re also probably gonna have to fuck your best friend on camera for cash in the process.
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21 Oct 2024
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“Jesus, Harrington.” Hargrove’s scrubbing his palms on his scrubs, like he’s trying to wipe off Robin’s cooties. “Just pick anything, it’s not that deep.”
“Whu—” Steve sputters, because seriously, what the hell does Hargrove know? “Then you come up with something, asshole!”
Hargrove’s mouth snaps shut. Clearly the dickhead didn’t think Steve was gonna call him on it. Chewing his lip for a minute, Hargrove’s eyes dart around the room. Then, slowly, like he’s sounding out the letters, he grumbles, “… Arnold.”
That sounds… familiar. Why is that familiar? Wait a fucking second. “Like the Terminator guy?”
Hargrove bristles, crossing his arms defensively. “Yeah, Harrington, like the Terminator guy.”
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Billy comes back from the dead, Steve gets strong-armed into letting him crash on his couch, and more or less winds up championing the asshole’s character development. (Also, there’s a baby somewhere in the mix.)
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