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Two Idiots, One Hammock, Zero Survival Instincts by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Nov 2025
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“I’m taking it,” Zoro said.
“Not a chance in hell, moss-brain. I’m not letting your crusty swamp body sweat all over it first.”
“Then we both take it.”
“That is the single worst idea you’ve ever had—”
“You want the floor, love-cook? Be my guest.”
Sanji’s eye twitched so hard it nearly took flight. “Fine,” he hissed. “But if you snore, I will strangle you with your own shitty bandana.”
Zoro smirked. “You’d have to get close for that.”
In which Zoro and Sanji share one (1) hammock and no, they’re not okay.
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- Part 9 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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The Way He Laughs by ShiroLikesSanji (Shirolikestowrite)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
17 May 2026
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5 times Zoro finds Sanji cute, and the one time he tells him that.
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Five Times Sanji Called Zoro a Dumbass (and the One Time He Called Him Love) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2026
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Five times Sanji called Zoro a dumbass (while breaking up an undignified chicken battle at three in the morning, suffering through handcuffs and escalating domestic hostility, losing his mind over a fever that should never have gotten that bad, nearly killing someone with concern after a fall from the crow’s nest, and dragging a half-dead idiot home from a duel he absolutely did not need to accept). And one time, when the pretending finally gave out, the word on his tongue changed into the truth he’d been circling all along.
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- Part 12 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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Under My Skin Flows Cheap Wine and Foreign Blood by Knee_Breaking_hours
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2026
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“You’re asking me how to stop being stressed out?”
“Well, evidently, yeah. How's it work normally?” Sanji says, swinging his legs back and forth.
“It doesn’t, normally. Not unless you know what’s stressing you out so much you experience a bout of emesis at the mere thought of it.”
“I do.”
“You know?”
“I know what’s stressing me out.”
Chopper blinks. With only one eye, but it’s not quite a wink. It’s creepy. “What is it?”
“Well.”
“Well?”
“Like. It’s kinda like if you made a sous vide.”