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Virgil’s tongue darts out to wet his lips. “Please.”
Roman laughs, a dark, cruel sound. His free hand presses flat against Virgil’s stomach, running down, down, down until his fingers find his clit. He rolls it under his thumb, experimenting, and Virgil curses under his breath as his hips jerk into the sensation. “This part of you doesn’t seem to want me to stop.”
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- Part 1 of LAMP NSFW
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On June first, he wakes up.
For a few, blissful moments, all is well. He's still trapped in the last few moments of his dream, a soft, pretty one, where Nancy held his hand and smiled.
Then he remembers.
He groans, rolling over to face the ceiling. His gray sweater rides up, and he pulls it back down, grumbling.
Turning his head, he stares at the stupid sailor's hat, sitting on his nightstand.
It fails to stare back.
He sits up, swinging his legs over the side of his bed. As his feet meet the ground, he stares at them, thinking about his stupid, perfect life. He thinks about scooping ice cream and picket fences and 2.5 kids.
Then he walks to the phone, dialing a number he's had memorized for over a year.
"Hello?"
"Nancy," he says, gripping the reciever with both hands.
"I'll do it."
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"There you go. Dumbass."
"Dumath," you echo. -
to be given by loversahoy
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR but the AI are Self-Aware
30 Sep 2020
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“Can I have your name?” The person asked, and Gordon looked.
There was something… off about them. At first glance, they looked normal enough, but as Gordon peered closer, he noticed little things. The slightly blue tinge to their skin. The strangeness of the shadow covering their eyes. A slight flash of too-sharp teeth when they spoke, their smile stretching just a hair too wide.
Gordon took a half-step back, and their smile dropped. -
hunt for the beast by loversahoy
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
23 Aug 2020
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A stone archway stands in the center of a small clearing. The waxing moon reaches its zenith in the star-lit sky above. The carpet of pine needles begins to vibrate in soft pulses away from the center of this clearing and, in an instant, the span of the arch is filled with the moonlight above, and the carpet of needles is stripped away as sharp winds blow outward and away from the clearing in every direction.
The moon’s reflection on the archway dims.
The owner of the Amnesty Lodge finishes his evening tea, and extinguishes the last light of Kepler, West Virginia.aka my self-indulgent HLVRAI TAZ: Amnesty au heavily inspired by something new, something strange, check it out!!
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Human Sides NSFW fics that are technically connected. Currently only pwp/plotless smut, no need to read in order or even read the others if you only like one of them!
Patton switches, Roman & Logan dom, and Virgil subs.
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I Will Survive - ‘Till I’m Dead (Trans!Stan Universe) by loversahoy
Fandom IT (2017), IT - Stephen King
31 Jan 2019
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The adventures of ftm Stanley Uris!
Including full fics, one-shots, HCs, and other escapades!
Drop an ask in my tumblr (@ahoylovers) if you want to see more of this universe!
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benrey care gordon? real shit? by loversahoy
Fandom Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
22 Jul 2020
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Sam should know better than to trust a Pagan. He should definitely know better than to trust the Pagan God of Lies, especially when said god is the same one who once trapped him in a hellish time loop for months on end. Unfortunately, without Dean at his side for running on four years now and the last chapter of the apocalypse drawing closer every day, he doesn't have room to be picky.
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Bookmarked by loversclub (loversahoy)
07 Dec 2025
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"He’d just been reading the bulletin board for their dorm floor and found a flyer with Sasuke Uchiha’s face on it. Of all people. Under that, in word art font, it said, ‘ask to ride my face, it’s got a five star rating.’"
It had to be a joke...right?
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- Part 3 of down low a/b/o
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Bookmarked by loversclub (loversahoy)
31 May 2025
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In his life, Sasuke has been caught with his dick out enough times to count on one hand. It's still five times too many.
Or, how Sasuke loses his dignity, one flash of his dick at a time.
Bookmarked by loversclub (loversahoy)
06 Apr 2025
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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Bookmarked by loversahoy
31 Dec 2023
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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Bookmarked by loversclub (loversahoy)
07 Jul 2023