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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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- English
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- 289,780
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- 33/33
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- 91
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- 5,494
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02 Apr 2026
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Location: Tokyo Penthouse, Minato Ward
Salary: ¥650,000/month + room & board in luxury penthouse
Hours: Full-time, flexible schedule including weekends and holidays
Duties: Comprehensive household management, specialized cleaning, meal prep, guest coordination, and personal assistance to employer
Atsumu is twenty-five, broke, chronically five minutes behind, and one existential crisis away from snapping. The last thing he needs is a mysterious job offer, a trench coat-wearing cryptid, or Sakusa Kiyoomi offering him a ride home. But here we are.
A story about burnout, bizarre jobs, and falling in love somewhere between the coffee runs and breakdowns.
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Atsumu has a long history of pissing people off, but this time he’s gone too far. Someone wants him dead, and although he doesn’t know who or why, it becomes clear very quickly that both he and Osamu are in danger. After a couple of close calls, Kita - the Kumicho of Inarizaki - decides it’s not safe for the two of them to stay in Hyogo; not until he finds out who placed the hit and eliminates them.
Atsumu reluctantly finds himself in Tokyo, taken in by a yakuza group that’s nothing like Inarizaki. The Black Jackals are a different breed, more lethal than he’s used to, and Sakusa Kiyoomi is the worst of them all. Of course that’s who Atsumu gets stuck with, and he and Sakusa are in constant competition for who hates each other more.
Tokyo should be a safe haven but between Atsumu’s bloody new assignments, the lingering threat on his life, and all the days trapped with Sakusa, Atsumu isn’t sure he’ll make it out of Tokyo alive.
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- Part 1 of Burden of Blame
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- English
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- 91,281
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
03 Mar 2026
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Empirical Predictions on the Ripple Effect of Miya Atsumu’s Feelings: A Comprehensive Study by ionica01
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
01 Feb 2026
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Atsumu only gets through the rest of the day on the promise of leaving work early, right after he picks up one freshly out of an industry internship Sakusa Kiyoomi. Part of him wonders why hotshot I aced the inorganic chem exam which the entire cohort flunked Sakusa returned to academia instead of sticking to the industry. Atsumu is pursuing an academic PhD because he wants to teach one day – always has, always will, no matter how many people forget their argon taps open or break his schlenk line, because the look in his students’ eyes when they get a concept, when chemistry hooks them in, is priceless.
Sakusa likes to brag about his grades and doesn’t like to share his dicyclopentadiene, so really, Atsumu pities his students.
In some other timeline, Atsumu pursued his high school passion for volleyball and became an olympic gold medalist. In this timeline, he has to deal with his reactor breaking, the overbooked Autochem and teaching bored biology students how to do vacuum filtration. Oh, and Sakusa Kiyoomi.
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Fuck you, Atsumu thinks, pointing at the pixelated Sakusa in the team photo on his bedside table.
It’s easier than you’d think to ignore loving your teammate.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 513
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
22 Feb 2026
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Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. (Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.)
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- English
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- 228,217
- Chapters:
- 44/44
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- 28
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- 3,071
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
03 Feb 2026
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MSBY Black Jackals' Jacksuke-kun!! ☑ @MSBYJacksuke
Jacksuke here with an announcement!! 🥁🥁🥁 We've started a YouTube channel!! Trailer's already up and on Friday next week at 8p.m. JST, we'll tell you who you'll be seeing most often (not everyone wants to be on camera after all). See you all then!! 🖤🖤🖤
897🗨 • 16.4K⟲ • 33.3K♡Alternatively: The Various Happenings In, Around, and/or Because of the Official MSBY Black Jackals YouTube Channel.
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- Part 1 of Channel JACKAL+
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- English
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- 343,990
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- 33/33
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- 17
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
27 Jan 2026
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Once, Ushijima claimed that they ‘got lucky’. If properly honed, their body types could become near invincible weapons.
However, unlike Ushijima, Kiyoomi’s weapon required a bit more care over the years to reach the condition it had become. He was born iron, not yet forged into steel.
Exploring what it might have taken to turn a genetic mistake into an athletic miracle.
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
18 Jan 2026
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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- English
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- 151,873
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- 50/50
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
21 Dec 2025
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"It's good, isn't it?" Kourai asks, though it's not really a question.
Kageyama nods then swallows down the massive bite. His eyes drift over to where Osamu has come out from the back, deft hands working on an order. "I didn't know that Miya-san had another job."
Kourai eyes him skeptically. "Huh?"
Kageyama ignores him to continue his musing, "It's a lot of effort to come all the way to Tokyo ... It's strange that he didn't get something closer to where MSBY trains."
Kourai blinks. Then, it clicks.
5 times Kageyama Tobio thinks that Miya Osamu is Miya Atsumu, and the 1 time he learns the truth.
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- English
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Bookmarked by crabjoon
17 Dec 2025
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The first time Miya Atsumu met Sakusa Kiyoomi he got his ass handed to him.
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- 4/4
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12 Dec 2025
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"Sakusa, right?"
The tribute across from him only has noodles, blond hair falling over his forehead. His eyes are arrogant. There are two black studs in his ears. Sakusa files this fact away.
"What do you want?" He asks.
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06 Nov 2025
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Atsumu ends a relationship, Osamu finds one. Somehow, it's enough for everything to start to unravel.
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03 Nov 2025
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Over time, Kunimi has realized he really likes having Kindaichi look after him.
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- English
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- 10,685
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 98
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- 2,575
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28 Oct 2025
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Suna Rintarou’s guide to living amongst monsters.
About growing up, what it means to be a monster, and what it means to be human.
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- English
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- 35,450
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- 1/1
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- 7
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- 595
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- 7,013
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26 Oct 2025
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With one intentionally missed combo, Kageyama realizes he's lost both his team and his soulmates. He isn't sure which hurts more.
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14 Oct 2025
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“I can’t tell if this is extremely weird or extremely sweet.” Komori hums, “I think it’s maybe kind of both.”
“It’s not weird,” Kiyoomi says sternly, “Fans do this all the time.”
“Yeah but you’re not ‘fans’,” Komori tilts his head to the side as he watches him, “You’re Sakusa Kiyoomi. You were on the cover of volleyball monthly. Every time you see Miya in person you pretend to forget his name but now you’re wearing his merch”
When an old photo resurfaces with damning evidence of his infatuation with a certain setter, Kiyoomi makes a new ally, creates a series of misunderstandings, traumatizes half the team, and still somehow gets the guy.
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- Part 3 of Fan Behavior
- Language:
- English
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- 13,978
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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- 182
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29 Sep 2025
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They’ve been each other’s best friends and harshest critics, and—even if he would never say this out loud to Atsumu—have relied on each other. But sometimes Atsumu is outright dependent, and Osamu wonders how he could even survive simple tasks on his own. That’s why he gives him a year to let it sink in that it won’t last forever.
As expected, Atsumu is furious about it. Because how could he grasp that anything exists outside volleyball, outside them playing volleyball together and pushing each other, measuring against each other. He can’t fathom finding a happiness that comes without it.
So when Atsumu vows to live the happier life...
Go ahead and show me.
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- English
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- 7,455
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- 1/1
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16 Sep 2025
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After an assault leaves Atsumu shaken, Osamu is willing to do anything to help his brother move forward. Except, how is Osamu supposed to help pick up the pieces knowing that he’s the one who broke him?
Osamu always thought that the alphas who blamed an omega’s heat for their own lack of self control were the worst. He never thought that he’d be one of them.
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Atsumu is going through his first ever break-up, and Osamu doesn't really know how to handle the situation. But they make it work, as they always do.
Bookmarked by crabjoon
13 Sep 2025