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    A series of separated one-shots exploring Shane and Ilya's relationship through kink. Mostly canon compliant, but not exactly all of them the same timeline

    next in line: puppy play discovery (top puppy ilya)

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  1. Rec 42

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    “Hm,” Ilya says. He’s watching Shane’s dick get hard, impossible to hide in his slutty go-go dancer shorts. “You wanted to swim. You were going to pee in the lake?”

    “You fucking asshole,” Shane says, immediately beet red. Ilya thrills. “I knew you weren’t going to let that go.”

    “Nope,” Ilya says, delighted, popping the ‘p’ just to piss Shane off more.

    *

    Ilya has an idea.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    wet hot (north) american summer by devils_mignonette

    Published: 2026-10-01
    Work ID: 93734246

    Relationship Tags:

    • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Work Summary:

    “Hm,” Ilya says. He’s watching Shane’s dick get hard, impossible to hide in his slutty go-go dancer shorts. “You wanted to swim. You were going to pee in the lake?”

    “You fucking asshole,” Shane says, immediately beet red. Ilya thrills. “I knew you weren’t going to let that go.”

    “Nope,” Ilya says, delighted, popping the ‘p’ just to piss Shane off more.

    *

    Ilya has an idea.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/10/03

  2. Rec *

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    There is something from an Ottawa Centaurs email, titled 'conversation.'

    For a moment, he strongly considers deleting it. Shane no longer owes a single part of the MLH a damn thing, nor does he expect anything from it. His exit from the league is -- well. People aren't motivated to bring it up.

    The sender is listed as Wiebe, B.

    Shane clicks on the message.

    Ten years ago Shane lost everything but Ilya. He has to decide what, if anything, he wants back.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    When Shane gets hurt in the first period of a game against Boston, he’ll say what he needs to if it means he gets to finish the game, but maybe he should have told Rozanov he wouldn’t be in peak condition for their hook-up after.
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    “When Rozanov pulls his leg, Shane feels his hip pop.”

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    25 Sep 2026

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    It's embarrassing enough that Shane wanders off his hiking trail and goes missing for two days, but thanks to Hayden's big mouth, everyone knows he was recently dumped, and they have a lot of wrong opinions about why Shane disappeared.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.

    He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.

    And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.

    Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.

    Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.

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    Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.

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    14 Sep 2026

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