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Super Texts by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

Fandoms: Smallville, Smallville Season 11 (Comics)
29 Jul 2026
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Lois: don’t forget Smallville dinner reservations at seven

Clark: unfortunately I will be late to dinner seeing as I have not been stabbed 🫡

Lois: what

Clark: I’ll be late but I’ll be there I’m fine don’t worry honey

Lois: you’ve been stabbed????!!!!???

Various text chains stolen from Clark Kent's phone throughout the years after Apokalips appears in the sky and the Justice League saves the world from the Monitors.

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8,944

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6/6

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45

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91

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12

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1,417
Liquid Kryptonite by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

Fandoms: Smallville, Smallville Season 11 (Comics)
13 Jun 2026
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Superman is attacked on patrol and forced to drink liquid kryptonite. All of Metropolis is told that once Superman stops breathing, so will they...

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9,351

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1/1

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6

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38

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4

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Love You, Man! by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), World's Finest (Comics)
07 Feb 2026
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Clark is in an especially good mood one night and tells all his friends how much he loves them.
Bruce forgets not all of his friends are mentally unstable and panics.

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1,492

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1/1

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14

Kudos:

67

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9

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389
Day Nine--“We’ll make it alright to come undone.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), World's Finest (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Even though Clark is back from his captivity in Lubania, he is still struggling with adjusting to normal life again at work.

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- Part 9 of Whumptober 2025
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1,648

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1/1

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2

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55

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6

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522
Day Eight--Self-Inflicted Injury by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Clark takes drastic measures to prevent an invading alien race from using him as a weapon through mind control.

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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025
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936

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1/1

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4

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63

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3

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621

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Improvisation by huhnchen_gott

Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
02 Aug 2026
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When Neal's Saturday afternoon is interrupted by an armed burglar he has to improvise to defend himself.

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1,282

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1/1

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11

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1

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108

Bookmarked by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

03 Aug 2026
Public Bookmark 8
the most wonderful time of the year by loading_username

Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Dec 2025
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"No, this isn't happening. Peter, it's Christmas."

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1,135

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1/1

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12

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72

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Bookmarked by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

01 Aug 2026
Public Bookmark 19
Keep Creativity Human. Keep Stealing Creative. by MyFairKatie

Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
07 Nov 2025
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Neal Burke's art teacher and art club supervisor asked for presentations on what AI does for society after using AI to generate a logo for their art club T-shirts. Neal Burke is not chill with this and makes his presentation entirely about how dumb it is to use AI for art and how harmful generative AI is in general.
Neal Caffrey is fully on board with this plan. Because seriously, AI art is the lamest form of art theft imaginable.

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English

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1,066

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1/1

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25

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116

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19

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571
Bookmarked by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

31 Jul 2026
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Next Steps by franticyoohooing

Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
08 Nov 2025
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Here's another take on what might happen after the finale. Because I might be obsessed now.

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1,329

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3

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35

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2

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423
Bookmarked by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

31 Jul 2026
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Chicken Soup for the Soul by babydollbucky for cappuccinosintheclouds

Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
05 Nov 2025
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He'd apparently dozed off, since Peter opening his door startled the hell out of him.

“Hey, partner, how're you doing?” Peter said quietly as he set a plastic bag down on the kitchen counter. The scrape of the metal soup cans on granite reverberated through Neal's head, making it throb. “Sorry,” Peter said, having seen his friend wince at the noise. “Oh, buddy, you really aren't doing well, huh?”

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20

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Bookmarked by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor

31 Jul 2026