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Super Texts by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Smallville, Smallville Season 11 (Comics)
29 Jul 2026
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Lois: don’t forget Smallville dinner reservations at seven
Clark: unfortunately I will be late to dinner seeing as I have not been stabbed 🫡
Lois: what
Clark: I’ll be late but I’ll be there I’m fine don’t worry honey
Lois: you’ve been stabbed????!!!!???
Various text chains stolen from Clark Kent's phone throughout the years after Apokalips appears in the sky and the Justice League saves the world from the Monitors.
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Liquid Kryptonite by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Smallville, Smallville Season 11 (Comics)
13 Jun 2026
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Superman is attacked on patrol and forced to drink liquid kryptonite. All of Metropolis is told that once Superman stops breathing, so will they...
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Love You, Man! by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), World's Finest (Comics)
07 Feb 2026
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Clark is in an especially good mood one night and tells all his friends how much he loves them.
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Day Nine--“We’ll make it alright to come undone.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), World's Finest (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Even though Clark is back from his captivity in Lubania, he is still struggling with adjusting to normal life again at work.
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- Part 9 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Eight--Self-Inflicted Injury by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Clark takes drastic measures to prevent an invading alien race from using him as a weapon through mind control.
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Seven--Trapped with the Enemy by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
29 Oct 2025
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Clark has mostly evacuated a collapsed mine of miners and is examining the broken elevator when Lex Luthor, freshly escaped from prison, runs in. And then the mine collapses again, trapping them inside together--with kryptonite.
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- Part 7 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Five--“My panic’s at the ceiling, but I’m face down on the carpet.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Smallville
26 Oct 2025
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Lois Lane is left alone with a badly beaten Clark Kent. She's trying not to break down, but how can she not when her husband is dying in her arms and there's nothing she can do to stop it?
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Four--“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Smallville
20 Oct 2025
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Clark and Lois go along with their kidnapping because what can go wrong? After all, Clark's Superman. But their kidnappers just so happen to also be collectors of blue kryptonite...
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Three--“I look in people’s windows, transfixed by rose golden glows.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), World's Finest (Comics)
17 Oct 2025
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Bruce and Clark are on the run in Lubania after escaping from the prison camp and Clark, still powerless, isn't doing too well.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Two --“You’ve got a lot of nerve to dredge up all my fears.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
16 Oct 2025
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Clark lives through one of his worst nightmares--losing his planet again.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2025
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Day One--“Please don’t cry” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Smallville
15 Oct 2025
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A little blue kryptonite and a mystery drug and suddenly Bruce Wayne has to figure out what to do with a crying Clark Kent.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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Day Six--“No grave can hold my body down.” by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Smallville, Superman (Movie 2025)
14 Oct 2025
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Clark Kent wakes up in his own grave, a little less dead than his friends thought when they laid him to rest in it.
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- Part 6 of Whumptober 2025
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Acquitted At Last by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Chuck (TV)
02 Apr 2025
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Bryce Larkin gives his twin Neal Caffrey a gift via the man who now owes him a favor. Out of the blue, Neal Caffrey finds his prison sentences disappearing.
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Neal and an anklet. It’s a story Peter thought he left behind, especially since Neal Caffrey is dead, but the birth of his son shows him otherwise.
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Don't Get On the Wrong Side of All the Skywalkers At Once by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
28 Apr 2024
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Palpatine puts all the Skywalkers in one place for Dark Side ReasonsTM and almost immediately regrets it. Final continuation of Whumptober 2022 Days 17 and 28.
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- Part 3 of Daughter of Mine
- Part 32 of Whumptober 2022
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Neal is touched by the memorial for himself he finds in the White Collar office. But he still thinks it should come down now that he's no longer dead. Peter and Jones disagree.
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- Part 2 of Home Again, Home Again
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Arthur and Merlin are captured on a hunting trip and taken to a kingdom where nobles are despised.
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The Power of Speech by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
13 Sep 2023
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Everyone is a little bit more communicative with each other and it slowly saves the galaxy. Slowly becomes massively AU.
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The Place Where You Belong by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
20 Jul 2023
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Neal can't handle his year alone very well, and is an absolute mess when Peter gets that wine bottle.
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- Part 1 of Home Again, Home Again
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The Many Faces of Anakin Skywalker by SpiderMansUnfriendlyNeighbor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
30 Jun 2023
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The Force yanks Anakin out of time to introduce him to alternate versions of himself in hopes of steering him away from the dark path he's walking towards.