PantryJesus
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- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (29)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (8)
- Merlin (TV) (5)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (2)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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They say the proud king Odin of Caerleon angered the gods, and as punishment, his wife was made to lust over a druid: a wily, cunning man, with tricks up his sleeve and wild magic in heart. They say the queen's daughter by the man was born a monster: half-beast, half-girl. She was a girl—simple, intelligent, soft-spoken and fair—during daylight, but became a beast—mindless, sharp-clawed and fanged—as soon as the sun set. A winged, bloodthirsty Bastet.
The disloyal mother was slaughtered by her monstrous daughter, and the king, sick with rage and grief, built a labyrinth beneath the city to contain the beast-girl until he could find someone capable of culling her. Or so they say.
And now here Morgana is, having impersonated one of the hardworking peasant girls chosen to be fed to the Bastet this cycle. Whatever shape the truth takes: she is strong, she is cunning, and she will be leaving this island alive.
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OR: A Greek Mythology AU, wherein Morgana is Theseus, Gwen is (a version of) Ariadne, and Freya is the Minotaur. Written for the June Morgwen Microfic prompt "mythology".
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- Part 1 of Merlin Microfics
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There is a way Shane has described it before: like he gets swallowed up by how good he feels, everything outside his body falling away; like his head is full of smoke. Mostly, he has said, he only gets like this with Ilya. But he looks it now. His eyes are screwed shut, his mouth hanging open, not even trying to muffle the sounds that punch their way out of him—little moans, gasps, and harsh, husky pants as he grinds down against a pillow.
Ilya’s text announcing his return had gone unread. This must be why.
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Ilya comes home to his husband.
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The sun is starting to set, and the lake water still clinging to them is cold, but there is warmth pooling between their bodies; blood running hot and close under their skin. Ilya sinks his fingers into Shane's soft hips, feeling it, and Shane shivers atop him. He stares into Ilya's eyes like he is stargazing, his own crinkled with his smile. Ilya loves him so much.
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A soft moment at the cottage.
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Edwin keeps goin’ translucent enough Charles can see the windowsill straight through his throat, before he shudders and takes a breath and—forces himself, it looks like, right back whole again.
“C’mon, mate,” Charles says. “Whatever that is can wait ‘til later, yeah?”
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- Part 10 of Brief Moments
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Jennifer had always been stubborn. Always had to have the last word. And god, hadn’t she managed that—sinking her teeth into Needy’s flesh and not killing her, not eating her, but shoving in the same evil that was charring her own soul from the inside out. Like she couldn’t die without making sure some part of her was stuck in Needy forever; shrapnel from the atomic explosion of their friendship.
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All my fics and ficlets written as fills for the @merthurmicrofic and @morgwenmicrofic events over on Tumblr. Currently misleading series title as I have yet to upload the rest of my fics and the only one in here is 5,000 words long, very NOT micro, but trust me bro the rest are much shorter. (Mostly.)
To be filled out soon!
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Collected Dead Boy Detectives drabbles and ficlets, mainly but not exclusively Payneland.
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- 9,110
- Works:
- 10
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After getting together, Charles and Edwin explore power dynamics.
OR: an unintentional deep-dive into submissive Charles and dominant Edwin.
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A collection of Crystal-and-Niko-centric fics, set in miscellaneous universes in which Palasaki become roommates after Niko's return.
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Or: A series of rescues conducted on Friday nights at an American university.
(A modern alive AU where Charles and Edwin meet and become friends at university in the States, along with Crystal and Niko.)
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It Was Only A Kiss (there is no brightside) by Soupy_George
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Sep 2026
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After an overtime win, Ilya kisses his roommate Shane on the mouth.
It was just celebrating. Shane is straight. Everything is fine.
Except Shane hasn't spoken to him properly in three days.
So, naturally, Ilya asks Reddit.
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
21 Sep 2026
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i'll get heavy, you'll have to put me down by livelyvague
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Apr 2026
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"I don't know. If I can, without touching my—" he stops himself, breaths coming in even heavier pants. "This is a lot. It's, it's—"
"Okay," Fabian says softly. He stops his motions altogether, but doesn't release his fingers yet. He can tell Ryan is getting overwhelmed, so he puts them at a standstill as he recovers. "It's okay, everything is okay. You're so beautiful, so good for me."
or, i believe ryan price deserves some nice ass eating with a tinge of under the surface gender identity issues
Bookmarked by PantryJesus
19 Sep 2026
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the bolter by myshangel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“I fell through the ice, one time,” Ilya murmured, “Skating on a lake. Playing hockey.”
”Oh, shit. Really?”
”Mhm.” Ilya nodded. He had never spoken about this to anyone. Ever. “It was maybe a few months after my mother died. Skating outside was very normal in the winter.”
”Pond hockey,” Shane said, and Ilya could feel him smiling softly against his chest. He imagined a teeny tiny Shane in his teeny tiny hockey gear, skating out onto a big Canadian lake. No wonder he grew up to be such a hockey machine.
“Yes. Exactly. Coach thought the ice was thick enough, but…”
But it wasn’t goes unsaid. He’d never spoken about this to anyone because frankly, he was embarrassed. Not for falling in, but for still being so fucking affected by it. Of course, it was terrifying at the time. What kind of twelve year old is equipped for that?
Bookmarked by PantryJesus
29 Aug 2026
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my jane fucks hollander sometimes, no big deal by ronbin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.
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- Part 2 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
28 Aug 2026
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Roz
you are all trying to make my phone explode?Roz
what is problemRoz
is someone dyingRoz
someone better be dyingShane
What’s happening? Is everyone okay?Hazy
@Shane Do you have a tattoo?Shane
DO I HAVE A WHAT?(the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)
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- Part 12 of hr: online edn
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- English
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- 1,662
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
28 Aug 2026