Nope_Not_today_Satan
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Obsidian Silence by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
22 May 2026
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Silence drips from his mouth like tar,
Covering everything with it's sticky hold
Until nothing can change it
Nothing can break it.A poem about what might have happened after chapter 17 of Trophy Room.
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Your Teeth in My Chest by Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
04 Mar 2026
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All Wild knew was that Twilight was being nice,
And if she orgasmed one more time,
She'd let Twi do anything to her. -
Horrors from The Other Side by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
01 Jan 2026
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Did you really think Red, Blue and VIo were gonna have a good time?
Without their Leader,
With no way to prove themselves in front of their comrades,
With a friend who only sees the enemy in you?
How do you survive?
How will the three make it out alive?Series
- Part 5 of Corrupted Green
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Contracts and Burning Tears by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
31 Dec 2025
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Heat Pressed against his cheek,
But only Iron in his sight.Two new Fae learn how badly Iron can hurt
While Hyrule freaks out over his missing brothers.Will they survive or will everything go wronf in the span of a night?
Series
- Part 4 of His Chain of Claims
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Minish Answers to Fae Questions by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
31 Dec 2025
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The Minish have watched Link grow from a small child to his teen years. They were there when he went through his first adventure. They were there in the wreckage afterwards and they kept being there to the end. But was that a good thing?
Four and Hyrule keep looking for answers on how Four became a Fae. A Minish Elder has the answers.
Series
- Part 3 of His Chain of Claims
Recent series
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His Chain of Claims by Nope_Not_today_Satan, Seatrisa16
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
01 Jan 2026
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The Chain is his. They may not know it yet but they are. And he will do anything to have a claim on them all.
Join me in watching Hyrule claim Link after Link after Link while finding new fae, trying to keep his comrades from pissing off more powerful fae and God damnit getting Twi's original claimant to fight him!
- Words:
- 4,955
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Corrupted Green by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
01 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 17,692
- Works:
- 5
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Royal Blue Toy by anonymity, kitchen_cat, Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan), Starwolf12, Tassledown, WhiteCollarNonsense
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
15 Dec 2025
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Blue - depicting or referring to sexual matters in a way that is unacceptable in polite society
They speak of what happens to him in a very Blue way. Silenced Secrets are not the way of a castle, of a military, of Warrior's life.
- Words:
- 2,854
- Works:
- 3
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Satan's October Prompts Extravaganza by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
14 May 2025
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Welcome to me trying to do a little of all of the different prompt months for October. Got Cozytober, Whumptober, Ai-less Whumptober, and Linktober Shadow edition!
Each Prompt month for october will get it's own Work. So choose what you want and enjoy away!- Words:
- 2,827
- Works:
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Corrupted Prince's(ess) by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
25 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 7,409
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Was it Worth it? by Seatrisa16 for Starwolf12
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
10 Dec 2025
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Warriors sees Sky's physical reaction to Ghirahim and decides he will do whatever it takes to protect him, even if only for a few minutes.
Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
10 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
*screeching into the abyss* I wanna eat this like Ghirahim eats Wars fingers.
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Ice Bound by Rosemary32
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
03 Jan 2026
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In a Different universe where some Things went different in the final Fights in the Infinity castle, a complete other Outcome became reality for the Demon Slayer Corps that also changed humanity and demon Kind.
Or...The demon Slayer Corps lost the Fight in the Infinity castle and years have passed. Inosuke was forced to live with the Same Demon that took everything away from him 2 years ago. How is He managing? And what happened to Japan ever since the Muzan and His uppermoons have won?
Tumblr Account for the Story: @lotusandfangs
Can't Post as much as before! Updates will be Most likely on Weekends❗Series
- Part 1 of Raised from the Dark
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 349,020
- Chapters:
- 86/86
- Comments:
- 280
- Kudos:
- 384
- Bookmarks:
- 51
- Hits:
- 18,761
Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
19 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Bite! Bite! Bite! I will be feasting on this fic for forever.
If anything convinces me to write Demon Slayer fan poems it will be this fic.
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When Sunshine Raises Darkness by GhostHexLuna, RikuKingdomHearts3
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
03 Sep 2025
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Vanitas thought he was dead, gone for good, but he wasn't, instead he awoke on this new world, being tended to by an odd blond man. And he couldn't understand why this blond man was rather insistent on keeping him around.
What's troubling Vanitas now is how his heart of darkness is whole...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 131,868
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Comments:
- 290
- Kudos:
- 321
- Bookmarks:
- 116
- Hits:
- 14,268
Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
03 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
T~T Such a good crossover And amazing story. Loved it!
Vanitas and Prompto save the world thought finding family and acceptance in each other.
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Written on My Skin by SkipBreaker for Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
05 Apr 2025
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Wild contemplates his scars. Wind tells a tale.
Beta read by the magnificent, marvelous, miraculous Cheeto! (I haunt her docs a lot and y'all are gonna ADORE what she's cooking! Give her fics a read if you haven't yet! 10/10!)
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Link vs Dink (an LU WAT story) by Fithesworddweller
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
01 Apr 2025
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Alone on a field, the two sides stood, opposed in views and morals alone. In personage, they could have been brothers, twins, although with a crucial difference; upon one side, stood the light. And in their shadows…
...cowered the dark.
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A mini-fic about the Link vs Dink event in the April LU Write-a-thon!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 335
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 26
- Kudos:
- 19
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 96
Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
01 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
A memoir of April 2025's LU WAT. Best thing ever. Happiness.