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"Let it be known that I completely detest the implications of what this situation is mirroring," Red Hood grumbles to himself and it's the longest string of words Duke has heard from any so-called Gotham vigilante, let alone the one who's known for shooting more than he is talking.
"The fuck?" Duke mutters, because if he's already going to die, he might as well try and make sense of it.
"I'm not going to care about whatever sob story you have," is what Red Hood replies with instead of explaining, "Where are your parents?"
"Gone," is all Duke says, because it's really none of this guy's business. It's also the truth.
Somehow, Red Hood sounds even more anguished about this information than Duke is, "Ah shit."
(Duke steals the tires off Red Hood's bike and somehow gains a family.)
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
11 May 2026
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Everyone seems to think that it is Bruce who has a problem with adopting heaps of children. This is incorrect.
Well, Edward Gorey said it best: Perhaps it might be even subtler, if after all it was the butler.
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Or: The five times that Alfred gave a child a home.
Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
11 May 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
11 May 2026
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Kakashi can think of no reason for Sasuke's inexplicable and drastic change in behavior. He doesn't like the desperate, haunted gleam in his student's eyes, and he also doesn't like the nagging feeling that he's missing something very important.
Aka: Future Sasuke goes to Past Sasuke and gives him a reality check with Specific Intentions, but as with most Uchiha, his methods leave much to be desired.
(Featuring: Childhood trauma FTW, Konoha's shitty care of orphans, and absolutely no one having a fun time.)Series
- Part 1 of bad ideas (Naruto style)
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
10 May 2026
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4 times jack drake had to co-parent with bruce wayne + 1 time he didn't by DairyFarmer
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Dec 2025
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“He told me he was visiting friends! But apparently he left out the part about taking a spaceship to see them!”
Jack’s pacing was beginning to wear holes into the carpet.
“How did he even get his hands on a spaceship? His allowance is only ten dollars a week and he spends most of it on chips and candy!”
Suddenly, Wayne frowned slightly, the corners of his lips turning down as his brow furrowed.
“Tim said you stopped giving him an allowance because he was failing Calculus.”
Jack turned to him, bewildered.
“Tim’s failing Calculus?”
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In which Jack Drake does not die in a home invasion and is now, inexplicably, co-parenting his only child with another man. Something Jack would protest if he didn't desperately need him because raising his son was a two-person job.
Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
26 Apr 2026
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A Bat-A-Rang flies through the air, aimed between his eyes. Tim catches it and shoves it in his pocket. “Not a very warm welcome Demon Braaaa…at?”
Tim jerks to a stop at the bedroom door, mouth open.
“Drake!” Damian hisses. “Get out.”
But Tim is too busy staring at his eyes to be focusing on his words. “Are you crying?”
Or, Damian's been assigned math homework. Tim ends up involved.
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
26 Apr 2026
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Undercover at a brothel to gather intel – henged into a woman, chakra suppressed down to nothing – wasn’t the most comfortable way to spend a few weeks. But it wasn’t like Madara had to sleep with the clientele. Sharingan genjutsu was the perfect tool for fooling them into thinking they had.
Well, it had been the perfect tool. But then, who should walk in but Tobirama fucking Senju – a superb sensor, who would absolutely clock Madara if he called up his chakra for genjutsu. Madara’s pride refused to let him abandon a mission, however, which meant…
Fucking godsdammit, he was going to have to fuck Tobirama Senju.
For the mission!
Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
24 Apr 2026
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Tobirama is elbow deep in a stealth mission in Wind Country when he runs into a shinobi squad toting a stolen Uchiha child. Tobirama disapproves.
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- Part 1 of a blaze held in hand
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
24 Apr 2026
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The boy slowly wobbled up into a crouch, one knee on the ground. Tobirama stayed down, almost in seiza, hands visible and still on his knees.
"Who are you? I don't know you. Are -- are you a Senju? Really? And it's night, why is it night?! Why is -- why do you have his corpse?!"
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He wasn't done. He could feel the drain on his chakra reserves and he was going to be cutting it close, so. Feelings later. Happiness later. Squeezing his brother in his arms and breathing in his scent could -- it could wait.
It could.
Tobirama had been asked questions.
"I created fake corpses to swap with the two of you. It's night because the comet I'm anchoring this seal to is passing by at night this time around. And I'm." His breath hitched, just a little. Months of feverish calculations, planning, plotting, setbacks and roadblocks, knowing the chance might never come again, knowing he had a time limit, a very narrow window and if he failed that was it.
"I'm Tobirama. Your brother. It's been twelve years. Do I... Do I not look like me any longer?"
Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
23 Apr 2026
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Even at the tender age of eleven, Madara recognizes that there is something deeply wrong with Hashirama’s younger brother.
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- Part 1 of mattemilk madatobi
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
22 Apr 2026
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Senju Hashirama goes from the war-torn lands of Fourth Shinobi War to the battlefield of one of the many unnamed Senju-Uchiha conflicts, kind of gets himself killed, and inspires a creepypasta.
Senju Tobirama experiences a very.... interesting... month.
Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
21 Apr 2026
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Shinobi have few boundaries. The nature of their work is often the unpleasant tasks all other warriors refuse. Missions, however? Missions are essential. A shinobi breaking their word deliberately while completing a mission contract is tantamount to social suicide. No contact wants to hire a shinobi clan who breaks their agreements frivolously. A clan's reputation is all that stands between them and starvation.
If Tobirama accepts, he must escort Izuna safely to the Uchiha.
or: The shinobi world is filled with callous human cruelty. Tobirama, in a moment of weakness, finds empathy for the enemy.
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20 Apr 2026
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Sakumo Hatake has killed more men than he can count. He's prepared to add one more to the tally — even if that one is a child with too-big eyes and a scarf pulled up to his nose.
Then Sakumo smells pack.
Would it really be that bad for him to have two sons?
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
16 Apr 2026
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The afterlife isn’t so bad, Izuko thinks. She’s been reborn with a silver spoon in her mouth and awesome chakra powers. The only problem is the large scary man who’s always looming by her crib.
Or, before he died, Izuna told Madara about the daughter he sired on a mission.
(SIOC featuring whipped dad Madara and his niece-turned-daughter)
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
14 Apr 2026
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
14 Apr 2026
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For most students, the lesson on Kenjutsu was seen as boring and a waste of time. Most brushed it off and simply forgot about it. However, three students find themselves unable to stop thinking about it.
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Team 7, but they have swords.
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
12 Apr 2026
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When Sakura realizes that playing little girl and flunking combat training had probably been a gross miscalculation on her part, she’s stranded in a rickety home in a run down country with an unconscious sensei. Sakura isn’t sure if she can make up for that mistake before it kills her or her team but she sure as hell will give it her best shot.
She really couldn’t have known that falling victim to Hatake Kakashi’s unique attempts at teaching would open up another can of worms entirely.
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
12 Apr 2026
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"Anyone who tells you that Hidden Leaf is the nice village is a lying liar who lies."
The more she sees of the village, the more she hates it. Upon being reborn, a former math major does what she must to protect herself from both the war outside, and the machinations of her own village.
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- Part 1 of Against the World 'verse
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- 33/?
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
12 Apr 2026
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Kakashi sees more of Konoha after he retires than while he’d been in the heart of it:
A trip through the civilian sectors with the Academy scouts opens his eyes to the other shapes of Konoha’s shadows—made from the same sun, they watch him back.
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- Part 2 of Scaring Crows
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
03 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by Mornelithe_falconsbane
01 Apr 2026