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  1. Summary

    Crowley religiously listens to Guardian_of_Eden's sensual podfics while teasing the bookseller Aziraphale every day. What he doesn't know is that Aziraphale is Guardian_of_Eden... and that he's addicted to Snake_of_Eden's fanfics - Crowley's own pseudonym.

     

    Between passionate comments, hours of discussion, and mutual help, they become inseparable online. When Aziraphale illustrates Snake's fanfics and they get invited to the London Comic Con together, the long-awaited meeting approaches... and with it, the explosive revelation of their secret identities.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    1914

    Church organist Aziraphale Fell never thought he would have a claim to happiness. Such things are for free men.

    That is, until one freezing night, his study gets disturbed by a voice that can only be one of an angel.

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    26 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Aziraphale has always been a sex-positive asexual and aromantic, and he enjoys regular physical touch to ground himself. When his platonic snuggle partner and his flatmate get married and move away, Aziraphale needs to fill both spots in his life. Then he meets Crowley. Crowley is kind, funny, and so good at cuddling. It could be the friendship of Aziraphale's dreams or it could be more. Perhaps Aziraphale is demiromantic after all?

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    16 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    They met at Ana and Newt’s pre-wedding party. Aziraphale remembers being absolutely stunned by Crowley’s good looks—and mortified by his coarse language. That only lasted until they began a hilarious (and frankly unhinged) conversation about the intelligence of dolphins and whales, and something about the kraken, if memory serves.From that moment on, they have been nearly inseparable.

    That was five years ago. These days, Aziraphale frequently slips onto a bar stool and keeps Crowley company for a few hours while he works a slow shift at an upscale Mayfair pub, and Crowley spends many a lazy day lounging in Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho.

    But there’s nothing more to it than that. Because Aziraphale and Crowley are merely friends. They’ve never been more than friends. They never will be.

    Of course not.

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    16 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Crowley decides to have some “me time” while swiping on Grindr. To his surprise, he stumbles upon the profile of his roommate, who he had been secretly crushing on since the moment the blond guy had moved in.
    But Crowley’s plan to anonymously chat with his crush miserably falls apart when he accidentally sends a pic that might be a bit too revealing.
    How will Aziraphale react to finding out who his charming, mysterious suitor is?

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    "Exquisitely Manicured Hands” is inspired by my life story and the events that took place a year ago. I wanted to commemorate my intense journey in the field of professional manicures and what better way to do it than writing it into fanfiction!

    I have been fascinated with nail art since childhood and it has been a dream of mine to dive deeper into my passion. I finally got the courage to sign up for nail technical courses and they were everything and more than I expected. I will make sure to note which parts of the fic are based on real events and which are creative fiction. Enjoy and thank you for sharing this journey with me!

    PS: For the more visual-oriented folk, I have included pictures of the nails designs that are described in the fic, to accurately and perfectly match the shape, length, colour and design of the nails. You can find them at the end of each chapter!

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    18 Feb 2026