Determined_Overthinker



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    "You got this…for me?" Shane's voice cracks a little.

    Ilya studies him properly for a moment. His skin is a washed-out grey under his freckles. Pain draws his mouth tight, and he can see the restlessness jumping under his skin. No, being benched is not going well for Shane Hollander. The sky is also blue.

    "I refuse to eat your boring snacks while we watch whatever boring movie is your favourite, Hollander," he says, and watches him melt a little with satisfaction.

    Set during ep4 montage
    Shane hurt his knee, so when Ilya goes over to check on him, they absolutely definitely shouldn't have any sex

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    09 Jun 2026

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    A series of unrelated, canon-compliant oneshots about Shane and Ilya being horny and/or feral for each other.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Shane never had any vices until he met Ilya Rozanov.

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    24 May 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.

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    24 May 2026

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    hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v @hellorhighwater
    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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    19 May 2026